Well I declare international week of stoopidity this week. I post this on AO cause I know there are alot of close idiots on AO and this is their opertunity to let us all now how dumb you really are on a 24/7 bases. Why this came to mind. Well all know a moron that is just so rediculous it's you constantly think he's gotta be joking no one is THAT stupid!? And well I just pulled off one week of what theri life must be like.
I posted a few days ago about my flat tire...well I went to take it in got one tire patched up good enough to get me there and got a spare on the other. Now I'm a gear head and I KNOW better.. dunno where my brain was but I managed to install the donut on ...... BACKWARDS. I KNOW how spares work I just wasn't paying attension. So I pull up to the tire place and the guy looks at my jeep and get a huge grin and goes " did it drive funny at all with the spare on? " And I was like "not really". He then with a big smile does " well you mounted your spare backwards. DOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!
Then today I got my newly anodized mag. But I wansn't home. And being the great guys there at at X-treme Paintball (see link in my sig) he even inshured it for me... what a guy!!! So they won't just Drop it off.
So it's 15 min till 5 and I took a quick look at hte slip and though well it's not USPS they use a different color slip so it's gotta be UPS. Looked and sure enough there was a U, P and a S on there and not usps eagle thingy. I speed the whole way down town, walk in at 2min after 5 and the lady looks at me like " are you stopid? " Then in her best " ok he's retarded I'll make it very clear for him" voice she leans over and points at my ticket and goes " well here look, this isn't a UPS slip, see right here at the top is says United States Postal Service. Dooooooooooooooooooohhhhh!
Anyway, those where the two stoopidest things I've done in my life.... or at least close. And thus I declare this week ending tomorow at 11:59pm national week of stupidity
I posted a few days ago about my flat tire...well I went to take it in got one tire patched up good enough to get me there and got a spare on the other. Now I'm a gear head and I KNOW better.. dunno where my brain was but I managed to install the donut on ...... BACKWARDS. I KNOW how spares work I just wasn't paying attension. So I pull up to the tire place and the guy looks at my jeep and get a huge grin and goes " did it drive funny at all with the spare on? " And I was like "not really". He then with a big smile does " well you mounted your spare backwards. DOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!
Then today I got my newly anodized mag. But I wansn't home. And being the great guys there at at X-treme Paintball (see link in my sig) he even inshured it for me... what a guy!!! So they won't just Drop it off.
So it's 15 min till 5 and I took a quick look at hte slip and though well it's not USPS they use a different color slip so it's gotta be UPS. Looked and sure enough there was a U, P and a S on there and not usps eagle thingy. I speed the whole way down town, walk in at 2min after 5 and the lady looks at me like " are you stopid? " Then in her best " ok he's retarded I'll make it very clear for him" voice she leans over and points at my ticket and goes " well here look, this isn't a UPS slip, see right here at the top is says United States Postal Service. Dooooooooooooooooooohhhhh!
Anyway, those where the two stoopidest things I've done in my life.... or at least close. And thus I declare this week ending tomorow at 11:59pm national week of stupidity
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