10 Reasons to Date a Paintballer!

[p8ntbal4me]

10 Reasons to Date a Paintballer

10: We're not afraid to get a little messy.
9: Every single one of us has a rep. as a "Ballah"
8: We all have at least 12 inch barrels.
7: We always wear protection.
6: We can work up the middle as well as the corners.
5: We know how to handle our balls.
4: We can "shoot" from ANY angle, in ANY possition.
3: It takes us only a matter of seconds to find the sweet spot.
2: If needed, we will never take our finger off the "trigger".
1: We can shoot load after load.

I found this online, copied it,.. then changed 1 of the numbers (it was lame).

Enjoy!

[Super_Stalker]

Thats not very school appropiate.

[dave p]

wow, that is quite a bit of wishful thinking right there.

[jenarelJAM]

Lol, this comes up every so often, there's a version with around 20 of them too...

[Lenny]

8: We all have at least 12 inch barrels.

Unless you're using a stock 8" Phantom barrel. :dodgy:

[paintballfiend]

Since when has anyone on this forum been on a date?

[snoopay700]

Alas, i only have an 8 inch crown point, although i do have another one that's 12 inches.

[BD_Paintball]

very very old but still funny

[jenarelJAM]

Since when has anyone on this forum been on a date?

I believe Pneumagger just got engaged...

[trevorjk]

I believe Pneumagger just got engaged...

PICS OR SHENS!!!!

[ahellers]

I was wondering if he ever went through with that.
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[neppo1345]

Top 10 reasons NOT to date a paintballer:

1. Dinner and a Movie? Hell no, I need 60.00 for paint tomorrow morning.

2. Hunny, you want to go to breakfast tomorrow morning? Hell no, I have to ref tomorrow morning.

3. Can we go XX location from spring break? Hell no, I have a tournament that weekend.

4. Can we go XX location on long weekend you don't have a tournament? Whoops, I just spent the 900.00 I had saved on a new gun.

5. Can't tell which ones are welts and which ones are from the other girl.

6. "Happy valentines day hon, here I hope you like it!" She excitedly rips open package "Oh, THANKS hunny, what's a pulse? Oh, you're going to want to 'borrow' this aren't you?"

7. Hon, come sit here and watch this movie with me! -- Sorry, I can't someone posted pictures of the new DM on PbN

9. Come play paintball with me! Come play paintball with me! Come play paintball with me!
Why won't you come play paintball with me?

10. You're going to have to choose, paintball or me? "ummmm, okay. I'll be at the field thinking about it"



THIS IS NOT COPYPASTA

[Prairie]

Top 10 reasons NOT to date a paintballer:

1. Dinner and a Movie? Hell no, I need 60.00 for paint tomorrow morning.

2. Hunny, you want to go to breakfast tomorrow morning? Hell no, I have to ref tomorrow morning.

3. Can we go XX location from spring break? Hell no, I have a tournament that weekend.

4. Can we go XX location on long weekend you don't have a tournament? Whoops, I just spent the 900.00 I had saved on a new gun.

5. Can't tell which ones are welts and which ones are from the other girl.

6. "Happy valentines day hon, here I hope you like it!" She excitedly rips open package "Oh, THANKS hunny, what's a pulse? Oh, you're going to want to 'borrow' this aren't you?"

7. Hon, come sit here and watch this movie with me! -- Sorry, I can't someone posted pictures of the new DM on PbN

9. Come play paintball with me! Come play paintball with me! Come play paintball with me!
Why won't you come play paintball with me?

10. You're going to have to choose, paintball or me? "ummmm, okay. I'll be at the field thinking about it"



THIS IS NOT COPYPASTA

Holy crap. So accurate.

[KillerOfGiants]

10. You're going to have to choose, paintball or me? "ummmm, okay. I'll be at the field thinking about it"

[emumikey]

lets add to the list

11. capable of wiggling two fingers very quickly in small spaces

(not mine)