10 Reasons to Date a Paintballer!

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  • Desega
    Here's Johnny!
    • Sep 2004
    • 518
    #16
    Originally posted by Lenny
    Unless you're using a stock 8" Phantom barrel. :dodgy:
    LOL, I just ordered one of those
    I can't feel my toes . . .

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      • bentothejam1n
        Support our troops
        • Oct 2005
        • 1428
        #17
        Originally posted by p8ntbal4me
        8: We all have at least 12 inch barrels.
        i have a three incher guys....

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          • MANN
            I am in TN. GO VOLS.
            • Apr 2006
            • 4266
            #18

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              • kiltedpainter
                Registered User
                • Dec 2006
                • 21
                #19
                Why Girls are better than Paintball.

                # Paintguns aren't warm and cuddly.
                # It is ok if you over lube your girlfriend.
                # You laugh when your girlfriend farts.
                # Girls basically clean and maintain themselves.
                # Changing the appearance of your girlfriend is easier than an anodize and mill job.
                # A girl can buy you dinner and take you to the movies.
                # When you talk to a girl and call her by name - people don't look at you funny.
                # Girls don't have brass nipples.
                # Girls don't run out of air.
                # Paintguns won't lick your welts.
                # You don't mind a "wet barrel" on a girl.
                # Even if your "paint" doesnt match the "barrel" - a good girl will tell you it is a good size.
                # Stainless steel doesn't stretch.
                # A girl doesn't throw anything at you at 300fps.
                # You don't need to wear a mask around a girl.
                # You never need to retime a girl.
                # Girls don't blow (cup) seals.
                # Most guys wont look at your girl and tell you it sucks (to your face).
                # You can take your girl in public and not have the police harrass you.
                # You can leave your girl at home on sunday.
                # It is ok to short stroke your girl.
                # A girl wont chop your (paint) balls.
                # Girls don't have ugly hoppers.
                # Paintguns dont give hugs

                found it a while back, is a copy/paste.

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                  • Paintchucker
                    #20
                    Originally posted by bentothejam1n
                    i have a three incher guys....

                    I'm not sure I would have told that! ROFLAMO

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                      • kypaintballing13
                        Registered User
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 2
                        #21
                        hahahah

                        very funny

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                          • Niox
                            Aerodynamic Squirrel
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 80
                            #22
                            Holmbush used to have a saying...

                            "Paintballers do it 'till their balls burst"

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                              • AJInABox09
                                Registered User
                                • Sep 2005
                                • 790
                                #23
                                Originally posted by paintballfiend
                                Since when has anyone on this forum been on a date? :rofl:
                                everyone but...you?

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                                  • master_alexander
                                    im a gun pimp :D
                                    • Sep 2004
                                    • 2462
                                    #24
                                    Originally posted by AJInABox09
                                    everyone but...you?
                                    wow, this seems like an approprate time for... http://www.explosm.net/comics/804/
                                    "Ah yes, I have one of the 32*rebels that I always take to big scenario games. It keeps the truck from rolling if I have to park on a hill." - automikey

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                                      • p8ntbal4me
                                        No more UTBs!
                                        • Aug 2003
                                        • 2560
                                        #25
                                        Originally posted by master_alexander
                                        wow, this seems like an approprate time for... http://www.explosm.net/comics/804/

                                        LOL! Awesome!
                                        _______________________
                                        Jai "P8ntbal4me" Menard

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                                          • Spartan X
                                            EviL Ambassador
                                            • Apr 2003
                                            • 1296
                                            #26
                                            Yeah and if you try and use these lines on a girl, they will pretty much turn and run, or at least put you on there mental "do not hang around" list.
                                            EviL-

                                            Oh come Hither my Evil friends. Let us dance upon our MINION of pure EviL apon the sup air ball field. Let us give thanks for this EviL OMEN that the Lord AVATAR has given to us. Let us crawl apon this wicked earth, converting the people to our HEATHEN ways, let us PIMP them with our SCION. Let us be faithfull till Judgement day, when EviL shall finally RULE THE WORLD.

                                            http://www.nazgulclan.com/ryouko/fridaynight3-1.wmv

                                            http://www.greenshines.com/control/media/1078969315.wmv

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                                              • Lohman446
                                                Useful posts: 7
                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 9315
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by Spartan X
                                                Yeah and if you try and use these lines on a girl, they will pretty much turn and run, or at least put you on there mental "do not hang around" list.
                                                Some of them might work on my g/f. Though I admit she is not the ideal test subject to see if something works...
                                                "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. Its not" - Dr Suess

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                                                  • bentothejam1n
                                                    Support our troops
                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                    • 1428
                                                    #28
                                                    Originally posted by Paintchucker
                                                    I'm not sure I would have told that! ROFLAMO
                                                    i was rounding up....

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                                                      • REDRT
                                                        Mags, Y use anything else
                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                        • 1854
                                                        #29
                                                        Cute, but just shy of 33 I try to be a little more grown up a mature around the ladies.

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