BAD SANTA-FREE 3 hour MINI Scenario 12/2

[PYROMAN315]

BAD SANTA

FREE 3 hour MINI Scenario game
FOX PAINTBALL
Millington, Il.
Sunday, December 2nd

https://www.FOXPAINTBALL.com

(630)803-7658

Regular play runs from 9am to 11am.
FREE Scenario runs from 11am to 2pm.
Regular play continues from 2pm to 4pm.
There will be a FREE prize drawing at the end of the Scenario game.


Its been a rough year for Santa to say the least. The Mrs. left him and ran off with one of the Elves, Rudolph got caught using steroids, and the kids all want high end video games instead of the traditional wooden toys.
Depression has set in. All of the Elves gathered together for an attempt at intervention, but Santa wanted nothing to do with it. Heres what he had to say;

"Booze and Broads, thats what Santa's about this year, I tell ya".

So off went Santa on the binge of a lifetime. Boozin, partying, the girls. And the "Rif Raf" he's hanging around with, boy oh boy.
Theres only one way to save Christmas this year, and thats by getting Santa back. So lets gather up the Reindeer, calling all Elves, time to find old St. Nick, and get those toys on shelves.
So get out there and find him, capture him if you can, bring that bad ole Santa in and turn him good again.
If he fights and kicks and just wont go, shoot him up and leave him for dead in the snow.
So lets bring Christmas back, with Father, Sister, Mother and Brother, and all of us shall change old St. Nick,
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!!

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SPLATTERZONE PAINTBALL RPODUCTIONS

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Theres nothin like playin paintball in the snow!!!

[Anjin3515]

I hear the Heretics are going to give Santa a smack down....

[PYROMAN315]

I heard that too. However, I did just talk with Santa himself and he told me, "Bring on those little BUTT NUGGETS, I aint afraid of those little turd hurdlers. WAITRESS!!! Wheres my drink??"

So, looks like old Santa isnt to worries about ending Christmas this year. We'll just have to wait and see.

[Anjin3515]

Hummm....I hear Santa has to deal with the Ghost of X-mas future....I dont think Santa can take him....poor, poor fat slob.

[PYROMAN315]

I just talked to old St Nick. He told me, andI quote,"Ive made my lisy, and checked it twice, and all I see's out there are a bunch of freakin HOMO paintballers that couldnt hit a melted snowman on a hot sumemrs day, and not one of them's nice. I dont give two rats butts, you're all GOIN DOWN!!!".
So, there ya have it, one VERY pissed off Santa.