Coffee Wars
at Outdoor Adventures
Sunday March 6, 2005
Time: near future. Place: USA. The general population is very pleased with their independent candidate who won the election on a promise of radical reform. President Howard Sturm has kept his promises; the improvements to society are amazing. Most effective of his new policies is an aggressive attack on the use of illegal drugs. Because of this success, drugs in American society are almost non-existent. But, as we’ve seen before, “absolute power corrupts, absolutely”. He insists on fixing all that plagues America, seeking out the things that he feels are “harmful” to the human body. Weight loss prisons, driver education internment camps and mandatory literacy brain washing clinics are everywhere. Criminals are dealt with in the harshest of ways. In a surprise announcement, President Sturm unveils his newest plan to eradicate the next addictive pleasure that Americans enjoy. His plan calls for the complete and total elimination of…COFFEE from the face of the planet. Rumors abound that Chocolate is next.
The South American country of Columbia has undergone a rapid change in its economy. The loss of their number one cash crop has caused the Drug Cartels to shift their powerfully corruptive organization to take over the Java bean industry. Their swift success has lead to the “disappearance” of all of the government’s leaders that supported American President Sturm’s campaign against illicit drugs.
The US Army has been tasked to insert a covert team into Columbia and eliminate the export of coffee. Aside from locating and liberating the surviving Columbian leadership the American forces are set on destroying the Java bean fields and busting up the Cartel once and for all. This team will have to go up against the Caffeine Cartel, the Columbian Army, M69 Groucho Marxist guerrillas, American Coffee Enthusiasts (ACE) and the elite Starbuckz Coffee Output Regulation Squad (SCORS). In order to achieve complete success, the US Army has chosen to send their elite group of jungle warfare specialists – the Fast Action Response Team! Who else would they send??? The only hope for the team is to go undetected by Columbian President Juan Valdez. Can these silent but deadly warriors go undetected? Can they stop the flow of coffee? Only you can decide their fate!
Schedule Special Positions
7:00 a.m. Gates open
8:00 a.m. Registration & Air open
9:15 a.m. Safety/Rules Briefing
9:40 a.m. Teams head to fields
10:00 a.m. Game starts
12:30 p.m. Lunch; Prizes
1:15 p.m. Teams head to fields
4:00 p.m. Game ends; Prizes
Late arrivals will be inserted into the game at the regular Rejuvenation times (every 20 minutes)
In an effort to reward players who volunteer for ‘extra duty’, selected players will receive:
Generals (free admission, thermal goggles w/fan, free lunch & heated Officer’s Qtrs.);
Commanders (500 balls each, free lunch, heated Officer’s Qtrs.);
Medics & Engineers (500 balls each)
To apply for these positions online you must first register for the event normally. To view what info you'll need
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