www.blackcatpaintball.com for more info and I'll keep you all updated.
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Straight from Spiro:
(In character)
Hello fellow paintballers. Let me introduce myself. I am Spiro McMamaligas, head of the McMamaligas famliy. My lovely bride, Miss Kitty is back to her antics as usual. Trying to convince the many loyal BC Family that I am such a meany and tyrant. However, this is NOT the case as many of you who know me can attest to. I am a very generous and giving person. For a whole year since her Pappy forced me to marry her, by shotgun I may add, I have ruled over our families bringing you fun, inspirational, exciting, and adventurous scenario events. I have prevented our BlackCat forums from turning PINK, I have continued to improve on our "Battlefield" (Lumpy's) even though my lovely bride of 1 year has continuously hounded me about my spendings. She has banned me from EBay on more than one occasion to prevent me from purchasing new items for our beloved field. Heck she has even gone as far as deleting some of my favorites that were bookmarked in "My EBay"!!!!! THE NERVE I TELL YOU!!!!!!!
The family moonshine business has grown and prospered under my watchful eye and guidance.
Now, on this our 1 year anniversary, she decides to try to raise a coo against me?! I am shocked and bewildered by this!!! I cannot believe she would stoop to such a lowly level as to post on our forums behind my back in an attempt to raise and army and overthrow me. I thought my lovely bride and I had a stable, loving relationship. So you can imagine my shock, surprise, and plain hurt when I see what she has been doing behind my back. She has even convinced some great players and teams such as Tom and Renee from Wicked Grin, Havoc from the Killer Beez, Team FEDeration X and others to revolt against me and hunt me down. I am saddened by this turn of events. My heart is heavy as I fight back the tears of sorrow while I watch these events unfold before my very eyes!
She even had the nerve to duct tape my mouth shut at our last event to prevent me from speaking and thanking all of you great players for such a wonderful event! I should have seen the writing on the wall at that moment as she took over the award ceremony at Red Decade.
But alas, I am a trusting fool. I thought our love ran deeper than that of monetary gain. I thought that our relationship was more than just dancing girls and moonshine.
A year ago next month baby Lumpy was born. In the course of that year I have nurtured him with love and guidance. I have watched him develop and come of age ( as have many of you). Lumpy is beginning to become a staple of the community, a cornerstone for which our games and gatherings are based upon. (Yes, one year ago on the 4th of July is when we closed on the property known as Lumpy's Paintball Academy.)
So it is with heavy heart this day that I must raise my clan, gather my relatives and friends once again to defeat the evil Taylorfields as they try to once again take control of both BlackCat Productions and Lumpy's! (Rants to himself) Can this evil plot really be my lovely wife's doing? No, it cannot be!!!! Perhaps her evil father is behind this. Influencing her in an attempt to gain control of all I have worked hard for! Perhaps he is still upset over the fact that I freed his only daughter from his evil clutches and he must now wash his own dishes, cook his own meals, get his own beer out of the fridge, and put the wheels on the house to move it for vacations on his own?
Oh my lovely bride, I knew I should not have freed you from that ball and chain! I knew that I should have kept that ball and chain on you and kept you in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant!!!! A word of advise to all the rest of the males out there, NEVER and I repeat, NEVER allow your women folk the freedom to voice their opinions. Before you know it they will rise against you and try to take control! They will tell you what to wear, what to eat, what you can buy and not buy. They will ban you from eBay, they will take your money from your wallet when you are not looking, and they will feed you leftovers disguised as gourmet meals! They will flood your home with quilts, shoes, and take over your closets!
Rise up against this tyranny my fellow brothers! Join me as we crush Miss Kitty sending a loud, clear message to ALL women around the globe! Help us make the statement, "We want our couch and remote!!! We want our pizza and beer!!!! Above all, we HATE PINK forums!!!!"
Join me in my fight to once and for all crush this evil plague that tries to take my child, Lumpy, away from me and you. Show her that her meaningless bribes of dancing girls are of no value. Send the message home loud and clear....help me put her back in her place!
Join BlackCat Paintball Productions on July 2-3 as Spiro "BlackCat" Mamaligas takes to the field to lead his clan of McMamaligas' against his bride, Karen Taylor Mamaligas, leader of the uprising Taylorfield's clan as they do battle against each other to determine who will wear the ball and chain in their marriage!!!!
This is a weekend of fun and games designed for the whole family as we bring TONS of food, games, and contests all day Saturday followed by an 8 hour scenario event on Sunday and a fireworks display Sunday evening!!!!
Come join us at Professor Lumpy's Paintball Academy in Smithfield, Ohio for, The Taylorfield's vs. The McMamaligas: The Family Reunion!!!!
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Ok here is what your $45 will cover for this weekend:
4 meals
Games and pick-up paintball on Saturday.
Scenario Sunday
Fireworks
Prize Packages
If you do not wish to participate in the Saturday events, you can also pay $20 to only play the scenario Sunday. Sounds like a good deal to me.Comment
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The game is this weekend. Remember this is a family event and it will be a lot of fun even if you aren't playing so come check it out.Comment
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