How To: Ghetto EPM

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  • ZapTheMad
    The local MADMAN!
    • Jan 2004
    • 709

    #1

    How To: Ghetto EPM

    Ghetto Electro Pneumag.


    Step One:

    Take the guts out from any electronic frame with a solenoid of suitable size. I will be using parts from an old Mako storm for this demonstration.




    Step Two:

    Hook up the electronics. There are many ways to attach the solenoid to your gun but that is too conventional for this mod. I hide the electronics in my clothes for 2 reasons. First, if you get caught shooting too fast, just hand your gun to the Ref and laugh. He won't find any firing modes since you're wearing the board. Second, The ladies will want you for your lightning fingers once they see how fast you shoot your pod without enhancements. I like to hook up the switch under my arm in a flap shot configuration. All you need to do is flap like a chicken and your gun shoots ropes. This has been tested with great success and proven without a doubt by being said on the internet.

    Step Three:

    Get a really fast Pneumag. Your gun needs to have a super short and feather light trigger that is capable of insane speeds. A Level 10 X-Valve with ULT and one of my new "Cheater" trigger groups is an excellent choice for this mod.

    Step Four:

    Profit!!!

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  • xero28
    Registered Useless
    • Mar 2008
    • 1102

    #2
    VERY cool. So, is this the "new and improved" manifold someone should be expecting in the mail soon? This is actually a very ingenious idea to show how fast you could theoretically shoot.

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    • PrimoRocker
      The boy who never grew up
      • Mar 2005
      • 130

      #3
      har har to the electro upgrade

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      • Ando
        Magusmaximus
        • Jun 2009
        • 4144

        #4
        That's redonkulous!!! Good show bro.

        Don't get zapped by that capacitor it'll def burn a hole in your hand
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        • ZapTheMad
          The local MADMAN!
          • Jan 2004
          • 709

          #5
          That Mako is only 15 bps Someone needs to up the ante! My poor 20 BPS board turned against me after a golden shower from my feline companion.

          Electricity and I are good friends from way back. We first met when I was 5 years old after I figured out how to use a screwdriver on a clock. Electricity has taught me much about respect.




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          • xero28
            Registered Useless
            • Mar 2008
            • 1102

            #6
            First the cat ruins your tools, then it takes a pisser on your gun. I say it's time to use the Cheater on that thing!

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            • ZapTheMad
              The local MADMAN!
              • Jan 2004
              • 709

              #7
              I have 9 right now. They keep multiplying. The 5 young ones are looking for new homes because they hate my forced labor policy in the shop. They are all very affectionate and charge right up to people with the purr motors blazing hoping for a free ride out of here. They absolutely suck at building paintball guns. Take em if you want em. I'm sick of these lazy bums. All they do is sit around and we got work to do around here.




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              • secretweaponevan
                Only HALF Polish!
                • Sep 2007
                • 1132

                #8
                This made me giggle.

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