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  • martlet1
    Team Nutz -Micromag red
    • Aug 2001
    • 173

    #1

    What gives with the elves?

    Ok, what is up with all the elf references. I'm a newbie to this board, but i've played paintball for the last ten years, and I've never heard any of this elf stuff. I am sure this is some kind of running joke, but how did it start?
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  • shartley
    • Jun 2026

    #2
    To make a long story short... an article was written and an offhand comment was made to the effect that elves (as well as other things) did not make a marker shoot farther than another.

    We on AO just took that and ran with it.

    There are many posts about it, just do a search using the words ELVES and you will find a bunch.

    Here are a couple good threads:


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    • keebler
      Registered User
      • May 2001
      • 381

      #3
      yeah, little guys like me make the balls shoot further out of your gun that anybody else's gun

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      • martlet1
        Team Nutz -Micromag red
        • Aug 2001
        • 173

        #4
        oh, ok. I haven't been factoring in the elf component during the chrono. No wonder i was spiking.
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        • MajorDamage
          King of Polyester!
          • Dec 2000
          • 3141

          #5
          I think Ni_cD came up with the elves theory when people kept saying theyre gun could shoot farther, so he invented the "autococker evlves", elves who live inside the gun and magically make it shoot farther!

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          • Hasty8
            Registered User
            • Jul 2001
            • 1136

            #6
            <font face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by martlet1:
            oh, ok. I haven't been factoring in the elf component during the chrono. No wonder i was spiking.</font>
            See. It's easy to get on the Elf bandwagon.

            Return to the free market. Get rid of all government regulations and let society make it's own decisions. Time and again the relaxing of government regulations has increased profits, innovation and the economy.

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            • martlet1
              Team Nutz -Micromag red
              • Aug 2001
              • 173

              #7
              so if i came up with some little elf stickers,you guys would want some for your gear bags or gun cases right?
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              • Cha0tic
                g0t mag?
                • Feb 2001
                • 1990

                #8
                we already have pictures of elves holding e-mags and such. its pretty funny.

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                • AGD
                  The man from AGD

                  • Oct 2000
                  • 5916

                  #9
                  going historic later. AGD
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                  • kickass68mag
                    Team Lethal Injection
                    • May 2001
                    • 780

                    #10
                    the cocker vs. mag debate

                    EIB all the way

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                    • 68 Mag
                      Registered User
                      • May 2001
                      • 262

                      #11
                      Where are pics of elves with emags? I'm getting ready to print up a sheet of stickers, mind if I put a few of them on it?

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                      • Cha0tic
                        g0t mag?
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 1990

                        #12
                        68 mag- do a search on elves or EIB, you might find em.

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                        • Army
                          Moderator of DOOOOOOOOMMM!

                          • Oct 2000
                          • 5785

                          #13
                          Maybe this will help you understand a little better!


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                          Got Elves?

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                          • 845
                            Banned
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 1809

                            #14


                            If you just take the Elves inside that would make a cool sticker.

                            JanStah made this or i got it from him

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                            • Goldie D Pimp
                              Registered User
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 326

                              #15
                              I always thought it was Gnomes...... We've always said that shockers had "range gnomes' that made them.
                              Thanks,
                              Goldie
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