TooDamnSweet Needs some AO Spirit

[spazzed]

Another one gone, another one gone, another one bites the dust....

[FatMan]

The return of FatMan the Pict

Aye, the FatMan returneth!

I be too drunk with whiskey to tell you too much about it right now - rest assured a trip report is coming. I can whet your appetite with headlines:

Lock Ness Moster snatches child from shore - FatMan gets a photo!

Grad student eats Black Pudding, then asks "what WAS that?" Later repeats incident with haggis!

Ladies in Glasgow bar entertain us with a rousing rendition of "In the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia ..."

Sheep are actually nasty creatures that crap all over the place.

Hanging out in a club when a ballarina and 10 nuns walk in and start to party. FatMan gets multiple kisses.

50 senior Brits and Scots dressed in cowboy outfits dance the 2-step until 3am on country and western night in small Scotish village.

Plus over 500 digital photographs you can download - and not ONE of them has FatMan's butt!

FatMan

[TransMan]

and not ONE of them has FatMan's butt!

That had to be the best thing in the whole post. Or umm wait does that mean that not one but all of them have his butt in it oh no. Quick spazzed take him out with the laser before he sobers up and starts poasting pics.

[ShooterJM]

Re: The return of FatMan the Pict

Originally posted by FatMan

HanPlus over 500 digital photographs you can download - and not ONE of them has FatMan's butt!

FatMan

Sweet! But do any of the 500 contain a Scottish Lass's?

[FatMan]

Re: Re: The return of FatMan the Pict

Originally posted by ShooterJM



Sweet! But do any of the 500 contain a Scottish Lass's?

A Scottish Lass's butt? certainly! I AM FatMan the Pict after all!

FatMan

[ShooterJM]

Scottish assets

Originally posted by FatMan


A Scottish Lass's butt? certainly! I AM FatMan the Pict after all!

FatMan

Lol! Good to hear! Man, I shoulda gone to clemson... Don't suppose you all have a good MBA program do ya?

[FatMan]

Re: Scottish assets

Originally posted by ShooterJM



Lol! Good to hear! Man, I shoulda gone to clemson... Don't suppose you all have a good MBA program do ya?

Uh, you mean NBA, right? Yeah we got that! Hold on and I'll post a pic or two.

FatMan

[WARPED1]

Todays senseless pic.What happens when you see TooDamnSweet hitchiking.

[FatMan]

OK, no photos posted today. I'm only 1/3 the way through downloading all the pics. Tomorrow.

FatMan

[FatMan]

OK Shooter, sorry that took so long! Here are two rather cute Scotish lass' butts!

FatMan

[FatMan]

Here is another lass I found quite fetching! Fetching me a pint in fact!

FatMan

[ShooterJM]

Originally posted by FatMan
OK Shooter, sorry that took so long! Here are two rather cute Scotish lass' butts!

FatMan

Good show!

I heartily agree! Looks like I need to take a trip to Scotland! After London and Australia though. Did you get any rounds of golf in?

[WARPED1]

*insert drumroll here*

[FatMan]

Stone Circle

Here's FatMan at Temple Wood, a 5000 year old stone circle.

FatMan

[FatMan]

Originally posted by WARPED1
*insert drumroll here*

Huh? Did you want a drum roll or a rim shot?

FatMan