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[TooDamnSweet]

3, 1 to guide him there, and 2 to clean up the mess he made on the way?

Close! 2. Both of them to help him there. We're talking about men here....no one cleaned up...

[gibby]

Originally posted by TooDamnSweet
3, 1 to guide him there, and 2 to clean up the mess he made on the way?

Close! 2. Both of them to help him there. We're talking about men here....no one cleaned up...

Hehe! Don't make me go over there and make you...nevermind...I'll find out sooner or later.

[FatMan]

I don't know about these supposed men, but if I'm too drunk to go the bathroom on my own, the only place anyone needs to help me to is OUTSIDE!

Nothing like sleeping out under the stars! Outside is nice because you can pee or hurl or whatever you want and you don't HAVE to clean up! Ain't that cool!

In all seriousness I've never been so drunk I couldn't make it to the bathroom and have been seriously snot-slinging toilet-hugging hung over for three days drunk! But I can always make it to the bathroom.

There must have been something ELSE going on that we don't know about. Gibby you weren't like tied up or blindfolded or anything were ya?

FatMan

[gibby]

Originally posted by FatMan

There must have been something ELSE going on that we don't know about. Gibby you weren't like tied up or blindfolded or anything were ya?

FatMan

HAHA!! I don't know...I don't remember a thing. All I am sure that "something else" thing never happened because I was still able to sit down.

I like the blindfold idea though! I might have to try it next time! I won't let myself be tied up unless I know the woman I'm with isn't psycho.

Thanks for the tip FatMan!

[FatMan]

I don't get it ...

Originally posted by gibby


HAHA!! I don't know...I don't remember a thing. All I am sure that "something else" thing never happened because I was still able to sit down.

I like the blindfold idea though! I might have to try it next time! I won't let myself be tied up unless I know the woman I'm with isn't psycho.

Thanks for the tip FatMan!

Uh-huh! Gibby, I have no idea WHAT you are talking about! Let me see if I can get this straight: you got drunk with a woman that might be a psycho (since you are sure you didn't let her tie you up) and had to go to the bathroom and needed help from two guys, and you are sure SOMETHING didn't happen because you could still sit down! But the blindfold sounds like a good idea!

You west-coast types must do really different stuff on Friday nights than we do here in the deep south!

TDS can you help with this? maybe you can explain it to me (I assume Hawaii is more or less like California - they're both way the heck out west and have palm trees).

FatMan

[WARPED1]

I'm south and I have palm trees!

[TransMan]

Yeah FatGuy im not too sure about Gibs either hes on my do not turn your back to him list

[FatMan]

Originally posted by WARPED1
I'm south and I have palm trees!

Wellll, then, YOU get a cookie! (big cheer)

Where are you Warped? Please tell me you're not in South Carolina? The state has enough problems as it it!

FatMan

[FatMan]

Originally posted by TransMan
Yeah FatGuy im not too sure about Gibs either hes on my do not turn your back to him list

OK, is that because you're afraid if you do you might not be able to sit down?

I think they've got laws against that stuff in South Carolina!

Not that there's ANYTHING wrong with THAT!

FatMan

[TransMan]

Originally posted by FatMan


OK, is that because you're afraid if you do you might not be able to sit down?

I think they've got laws against that stuff in South Carolina!

Not that there's ANYTHING wrong with THAT!

FatMan

YUP! thats exactly it i like being able to sit down

[RomulanAle]

want to see TDS half naked this link will tell you how!

TDS half naked

[FatMan]

OK, I SEE!

Originally posted by TransMan

YUP! thats exactly it i like being able to sit down

I see. Well, I'm all for those alternative lifestyles and all - that's cool. But I must say it would be mighty impolite to just - well you know - I mean without askin' and all!

Sort of gives the whole "two guys helping you to the bathroom" thing a new perspective. Sort of gives the whole "cleaning up the mess" thing a new twist as well!

OK, Sorry I'm such a ditz - you gotta spell these things out for me. In my day we just said they went to the can and played "hide the salami" or somthing like that.

Thanks,

FatMan

PS - how is it whenever this thread seems to be winding down we seem to find SOMETHING bizzar to talk about? of course, I'm not complainin ...

[gibby]

Re: I don't get it ...

LOL!! Wow...now talk about twisting my words around!

Okay, the facts:

1. yes, I got sloshed
2. no, I wasn't with a psycho woman
3. yes, two guys helped me to a tree where *I* did the dirty deed(and before TDS can say anything, no...not the tree)
4. yes, I thought your idea, FatMan, about the blindfold/tie up thing was interesting.

Whatever you guys want to make out of that is up to you.

I'm sure TDS will come up with something to say about it. In fact, I'd be disappointed if she didn't.

[gibby]

Originally posted by TransMan
Yeah FatGuy im not too sure about Gibs either hes on my do not turn your back to him list

Trust me Trans, you have nothing to worry about!

[FatMan]

Re: want to see TDS half naked this link will tell you how!

Originally posted by RomulanAle
TDS half naked

Thanks RomulanAle! I found a web site that sells it. It will be perfect for my TDS shrine!

Too bad noone has any quick pics from it on the web, I'm dying to see her hula (with or without her skirt)

FatMan