TooDamnSweet Needs some AO Spirit

[spazzed]

oh boy. Yall have started something completely wrong.

2703!

[ShooterJM]

Originally posted by spazzed
mmm.... I could go for a Guiness myself....

Oh yeah. Heck, cognac sounds good right now.

[Archangel Damien]

for your information spazz i`m irish and i have never kissed a rock

[ShooterJM]

I was gonna make a comment along the lines of hearing something similar from a former female aquaintance, but decided not too.

[TooDamnSweet]

You are all insane........just thought I'd point that out just incase you guys forgot.........

[FalconGuy016]

this IS insane... 68 pages?? <h1>68 PAGES???

[spazzed]

I've lived w/ my insanity all my life, how could I not forget it?

AD, you've gotta actually GOTO ireland before you can kiss the rock

[TooDamnSweet]

Originally posted by FalconGuy016
this IS insane... 68 pages?? <h1>68 PAGES???

You missed 23 pages somewhere........... But thats okay, no one here (frequent posters on this thread) uses more than 2% of their brain at any given moment so you'll fit right in LMBO!!!

spazzed wrote:
I've lived w/ my insanity all my life, how could I not forget it?

Just checkin dear.


So, who saw the SPPLAT Attack on pay per view yesterday. I didn't have a chance to go to the chat room so I missed the commentary.

I have no idea how my color changed and I don't know how to fix it........

[TransMan]

no one here uses more than 2% of their brain at any given moment

Umm 2% is about all i got left so does that mean im using 100%?
Or am i using .02%?

[TooDamnSweet]

Umm 2% is about all i got left so does that mean im using 100%?
Or am i using .02%?


Hmmmmmm good question...........02%



A friend of mine posted this on the WS BBS. I thought it was funny and wanted to share it with all of you. So tell me, how many of you should I make a sign for? LOL

We're going to run out of signs!

By Andy Rooney:

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything.

It would be like, "Excuse me...oops...never mind, didn't see your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol'stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good...They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those
side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.

I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you know, I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out, no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning...okay...no problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked, "So, is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said, "No, I'm delivering a bridge.. here's your sign."

I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said, "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your sign."

Anybody you know need a sign today? Send this to all your friends. The next time someone says something stupid, ask them where their sign is.

[TransMan]

i need bout 5 o dem signs

[spazzed]

<---uses 20% of his brain.

The woman uses 10%

Transman uses 0.0002%

all the rest of you monkeys are somewhre between the woman & Trans. hehehehe

ROTFLMAO!! That's great TDS!! Thanks!

[Archangel Damien]

i got a toy train but i don`t know about a brain

[Timmee]

Originally posted by TooDamnSweet
Umm 2% is about all i got left so does that mean im using 100%?
Or am i using .02%?


Hmmmmmm good question...........02%



A friend of mine posted this on the WS BBS. I thought it was funny and wanted to share it with all of you. So tell me, how many of you should I make a sign for? LOL

We're going to run out of signs!

By Andy Rooney:

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything.

It would be like, "Excuse me...oops...never mind, didn't see your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol'stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good...They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those
side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.

I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you know, I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out, no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning...okay...no problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked, "So, is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said, "No, I'm delivering a bridge.. here's your sign."

I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said, "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your sign."

Anybody you know need a sign today? Send this to all your friends. The next time someone says something stupid, ask them where their sign is.

That wasn't Andy Rooney, it was Bill Engvall that said that (I've got his cd's).

BTW, your jealous because the voices only talk to me!

[spazzed]

Which voices TImmee?

We've got Bill, Joe, Bob, Jim, Cooter, BillyJoeBob, JimCooter

Then the hundred or so women that reside in our brain and tell us their naughty little secrets....

Guess we're not the only lucky one anymore...