The (Un)official Clare Fan Club Thread!

[FatMan]

Originally posted by LittMag


Straight from Capo's fingers, so can I join?

OK, you're in! But we'll keep an eye on you!

FatMan

[psycoclown414]

hey fatman.. i'd like to get in.. i'm on AO everyday and looking for a good thread to join.

[sereignity_31]

i want to join

hi i was introduced to the game about two months ago by capo, in austin at Petys, i didnt know there was a capo fan club, please accept me in this fan club, shes really great

[1stdeadeye]

Re: A Testimonial!

Originally posted by FatMan
Gather 'round! Brother FatMan is going to tell a story to inspire you all! So that you might tell YOUR story, of what Capo means to you! It goes like this ...

I've been involved in this sport for many years, and one thing I've learned is all of the companies have their spokesmodels! But those spokesmodels, while nice and beautiful, are only models: they don't play paintball and probably never will! The are just eye candy, a lure, an illusion, and yes - I must say it - sex objects! It was the pit of debauchery (Amen, Brother)!

But then I came to AO, and I met Capo - and she is different! She's a real girl! Who really plays paintball! Who's really sweet! And really smart! And she's really cute too! She actually owns an AGD Emag, and Warp feed! And she's got that fresh look! Like a daisy on a summer day! Like mountain stream!

Yes, brothers, but that's not all! (Tell it!) For on the day I met Capo, she saved me ... I say she SAVED me ... from a life of corruption and dispair!

On that day, I was posting on the boards! I was feeling kind of naughty! I was feeling kind of wicked! And I posted a most improper post! Can you believe it? A MOST improper post! And do you know what happened? I say do you KNOW what happened? Capo, posted and she told me: that post was out of line! That post was rotten! How could you say that! And I knew it was true! My shame was great! And I removed my post!

But do you know what happened then? DO YOU KNOW? Did she shun me? Did she hate me? Did she sent me away? NO, she forgave me! And ever since I have done right (well more, or less).

So that is the story - and this little shrine is here to honor her, as I know all of YOU honor her, cause she's our little girl! Our Capo!

Amen!

Fatman is funny!

[yeahthatsme]

i hate to show my ignorance but how do i put the capo fan club image in my sig?

[Wc Keep]

its ok i still dont know how those things appeared in my sig. look on page 9 i believe riotz posted how to do it.

[Jacko]

Yeah man she seems to be a real hip and with it chick man. I think I could have a real swinging time in this club. So yeah like put me on the list daddy O'

[Clare]

Hi Everyone,
I am definitely surprised that this post is still up here! I've never felt that I deserved a "fan club" of any type but I definitely am flattered that there was some interest. I just wanted to thank everyone before the thread becomes unstickied and no one sees it.

btw, Fatman is awesome for taking the time to "run" the thread.

[The Frymarker]

awwwwwwww

[Wc Keep]

this thread will never become unstickied. we love capo too much.

[MantisMag]

Originally posted by CaPoEiRa
I just wanted to thank everyone before the thread becomes unstickied and no one sees it.

LMAO! like that's ever going to happen. no i think this thread is going to be here for a long time.

i predict that someday there will be a time when there are so many members anyone who joins AO will immediately join the fan club or be shunned and risk immediate banning. and they will all worship capoeira. fatman will be the high priest and his word shall be as the word of clare. reclining chairs and hello kitty ottomans will abound. and the people will lay back and grow fat and ... purple, for that color is known to please capoeira. and AO will cease to be AO but instead will become CO. and the people will rejoice and be happy for they love clare and their only wish is to be nearer to her.

[Dayspring]

Or bunker her/be bunkered by her.

Same difference

[Mango]

Originally posted by MantisMag


...for they love clare and their only wish is to be nearer to her.

[Wc Keep]

ive been thinking this over a lot of late. i dont have the heart to bunker capo. i feel that if i get that chance to ill more than likely barrel tag her. but i dont have the heart to humiliate her. so i guess i would like the honor of being bunkered by her. yes it is an honor to be bunkered by her. hopefully she'll be at sc ao day wink wink.

[Riotz]

Originally posted by Wc Keep
ive been thinking this over a lot of late. i dont have the heart to bunker capo. i feel that if i get that chance to ill more than likely barrel tag her. but i dont have the heart to humiliate her. so i guess i would like the honor of being bunkered by her. yes it is an honor to be bunkered by her. hopefully she'll be at sc ao day wink wink.

HAHA, who says you would even be able to get that close to barrel tag her! hehe