Just a few quotes from my more recent forays with my 'mag:
"What kind of Ion shell is -that-, Dad?" (between two players in the dead zone when I came off the field)
"Where do the batteries go in that thing?"
"Dude, run, that's the guy with the automag!" - me as a young player in 1997, part of the reason I bought one when I could afford it in 2004.
"Why do you insist on using that thing.... %#$%!" - my seapup in the Navy, who's secondhand cocker decided to drop another part on the ground at a very convenient moment.
"My Shocker's a lot faster than your overpriced 'mag." to which I responded, "Yeah, but at least my 'mag isn't rusting apart."
And, perhaps this is digressing, but since when am I old enough, at 28, that the guy behind the counter at the local paintball shop has to call his boss to find out what in the world a "BigShot" barrel is, and then offers me $5 for a used, new condition cocker-threaded one, because "no one with an autococker is going to buy a cheap no-name barrel"?
"What kind of Ion shell is -that-, Dad?" (between two players in the dead zone when I came off the field)
"Where do the batteries go in that thing?"
"Dude, run, that's the guy with the automag!" - me as a young player in 1997, part of the reason I bought one when I could afford it in 2004.
"Why do you insist on using that thing.... %#$%!" - my seapup in the Navy, who's secondhand cocker decided to drop another part on the ground at a very convenient moment.
"My Shocker's a lot faster than your overpriced 'mag." to which I responded, "Yeah, but at least my 'mag isn't rusting apart."
And, perhaps this is digressing, but since when am I old enough, at 28, that the guy behind the counter at the local paintball shop has to call his boss to find out what in the world a "BigShot" barrel is, and then offers me $5 for a used, new condition cocker-threaded one, because "no one with an autococker is going to buy a cheap no-name barrel"?
AND BY REQUEST... 
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