what are these elves that i am always hearing about ???

[kickass68mag]

i know that i have been on here for a while but what are these elves that peoples are always refering to?????

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Don't run if you can't hide

[Load SM5]

One of the thousand cocker vs. mag debates on this forum refered to the cockers supposed increased range and accuracy over the mag. Since a mag and a cocker shotting the same paint through the same barrel at the same velocity will go exactly the same distance, it was theorized that the cocker's supposed increased range and accuracy was due to magic elves that are grown by Bud Orr and surgically implanted into every cocker. These elves through magic make the paint fly straighter and farther.

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[randomboy]

^^^
These elves are real, ask cocker owners.

[Marbelizer]

I wonder if you could train them to work inside my MAG, you know slave labour and stuff... hehehe

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Shoot Fast, Play Hard and Die Slowly.....
Marbelizer

[magman007]

no i hear there verry particular where they work

[zvanut]

yeah they r

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My Mag can beat your spyder w/ no paint.~~~me

Dont worry if it wasnt for losers like u, There couldnt be winners like me.~~~me

My mag is my mag, not yours, so go get your own one and be happy like me. ~me

[Marbelizer]

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HAHAHA

I wonder if TOM could grow some, hes very technicly inclined, im sure ppl would pay good money for them..LOL

This is startin to get out of hand... agree..

[gam-e]

my elf is on strike

he says he won't work until i get him a bomb 3way and some new trigger springs and a chrome sto ram and some new hoses with chrome attachments.

stupid elf i had to get one of the grumpy old drunk ones. lol

Dion

[Major Ho]

Hey Hey! Are you all knocking the elves Besides, you guys got it all wrong, sure some of you guys may have elves in some of your cockers...But I'm pretty sure I have gnomes working in my cocker. They are on vacation now though cuz my new mag is sooo cooool.

[magman007]

gnomes huh? maybe tom will make little fairies with lamp shades on thier heads

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[nastymag]

i swear i have one on my mag!
he gives me real good range too.
he comes out at night to play with the rest of my gun elvs. lets see there chunky from my F4,snappy from my p/f mag, allissa from my standerd mag and the spity from my 2001 autococker. snappy and allissa dont really like each other, but the rest get along.

[AGD]

Love this pic.....

AGD

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[bornl33t]

Gosh I wish I had a little space somewhere I could link pics from ... hint

http://www.geocities.com/heat_the_paintball_genie/graphics.html

better

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[randomboy]

Am I correct in assuming that elves are Union workers?

[virus]

sigh... here we go again *8P



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