I can trump all of those. I got SHOT IN THE RIGHT NUT!! I won't be taking a picture of that, but whoever shot me there I just wanna say "$@)#&@)$ OW!"
When I got hit I was walking back to the insertion point (I was already out) on the road. The crossfire got a bit hot just as I entered the clearing and the first one got me right in the JUNK. I drop like a stone and even dropped my gun to the ground. I almost wanted to throw up the pain was so intense, (quick fact - when you get hit in the bag your stomach muscles tighten incredibly fast and thats why your stomach hurts and why it feels like your boys were kicked up into you body)
And to make matters worse when i was still on the groud they were still shooting me. I got hit an additional 10 times and Screamed "STOP ShooOOOTing..MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" THank god one the refs dove in front of me to sheild me. He also helped me up and stayed with me untill I could walk again. Thanks to that Ref.
That was probably one of the most painful shots to the Goolies I have ever taken. I wouldn't be surprised if I can't have kids anymore
When I got hit I was walking back to the insertion point (I was already out) on the road. The crossfire got a bit hot just as I entered the clearing and the first one got me right in the JUNK. I drop like a stone and even dropped my gun to the ground. I almost wanted to throw up the pain was so intense, (quick fact - when you get hit in the bag your stomach muscles tighten incredibly fast and thats why your stomach hurts and why it feels like your boys were kicked up into you body)
And to make matters worse when i was still on the groud they were still shooting me. I got hit an additional 10 times and Screamed "STOP ShooOOOTing..MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" THank god one the refs dove in front of me to sheild me. He also helped me up and stayed with me untill I could walk again. Thanks to that Ref.
That was probably one of the most painful shots to the Goolies I have ever taken. I wouldn't be surprised if I can't have kids anymore


and other players would be like
and I'd have to fight off the hordes of women who would all be like
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