Greatest Year of Celeb Paintball?

[Tassel Mask]

I'd say my biggest struggles are taking out a well defended tank. A good strong line of ballers backed up by the near invincibility of a tank will make any vet baler struggle.

I remember many times in 2004 when a tank would pin me down between 2 barrels, then the footmen would movie in ans nipe me out. Only thing is most times Shat's ballers owned the east woods and we popped that driver almost every time.

Any brave souls out there go toe to toe with a tank last year?

[Mike Smith]

Free clue about tanks:
If they cannot see where they are going, they cannot move. Direct hits on a loose screen will bounce. Hits on the cross post beside the screen will splatter paint on the driver.

Yea, we are talking 300-400 rounds, but it can be done.

[Tassel Mask]

Some parks discourage shooting at tanks unless you have those nerf guns that shoot those drts.

2004 I was getting hammered at by the parachuet near the road by this I think white tank. Anyway, the tank comes up close to me and wont quit firing. I'm smart enough to know 1 baller vs one tank, the baller will always lose.

I can hear the balls popping on this barrel. No way in hell I'm getting up to run to another spot. And dude, it was gonna have to be one lucky shot to nail me out. I just squatted into a tiny ball and hopped I wouldnt get ambushed by Tom Kaye's menions.

The tank I could tell was getting pissed at my location because 3 barrels in a triangle gave me perfect cover nomatter if you shot 1000 rounds a sec at me. I wasnt going down.

Here's where it get intresting. The tank moves up the road to get insaight of me nd take me out. Still fireing at me, still pinning me down. One of the coolest parts of the game. A law operator from the bushe out of nowhere pops the tank as it moved up the road not looking ahead, but at me instead.

Now thats some sneak-e ACC scenario paintball right there everyone.

[Mike Smith]

Some parks discourage shooting at tanks

And here is where actually reading the rules comes in handy! If the rules do not state that you cannot shoot a tank, you can shoot it, you just won't be able to eliminate it, unless you force them to give up.

The first year the PUGs appeared at PB Sams Big Game in Racine WI, their screen material was tight. Mistake! I figured out how to make them quit in no time! The second year, their screens were loose, thier PVC posts weren't. Nope, didn't take long... The next year, they had the pipe wrap padding on all their PVC supports. Now it is much more difficult to get a PUG to give up. Not impossible... but much more difficult.

Here's a link to a PUG:

http://www.warpig.com/paintball/resources/books/pug/

[Tassel Mask]

I must know, was there ever a possibility Shatner's team could have won Mobster Mash? If so, what should we...I mean they could have done.

Comments, sugegtions, improvwement in scenario play; speak you mind and help us losers out.

Joke about the losers, its just we did not win.

T.M.

[Mike Smith]

Ok, we've been over this a number of times....

Our leader and his command staff were all TEXANS!!!!

Does that give you a slight clue? Flip them to Shatner's side and he wins...