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  • DvS21
    w00t
    • Aug 2007
    • 170

    #1

    Greatest Question Ever!!

    So I played my first games of speedball/airball today at a really neat field that I think will be my new regular field. As I was hit and hanging out in the deadbox one of the guys on my team said to me QUICK! give me your gun!! (his was broken), and I say "ok but it's a mag, all mechanical you might not be able to walk it." well he told me "whatever! just give it to me!" so I give it to him and he then asks "Is it on?!?!?!" and I say, "It's a mech..." and he says "yeah whatever, but is it on?!?!?!" and I say again "its a mech you don't have to turn it on, just shoot." This was the funniest thing ever. Just want everyone to know this is not a speedball flame, or a reason to call anyone stupid, just wanted everyone to have a good laugh!. BTW I' gonna keep playing speedball it's tons of fun!
  • mr doo doo
    doo doo, stanky
    • Mar 2007
    • 1379

    #2
    hahaha yea, that was similar to what happened to me. i was at the shooting range, shooting around 7-8 bps on my RT mag, just to waste some bad paint. this guy was shooting an ego next to me, and being soo impressed into it. when he finished, he asked if he could try my gun (he was a ref, so i trusted him).

    "what gun is this? a mini?" then i said "nonon, an automag." "wha?!?!?" he starts to walk the thing, then i interrupt, "its mechanical, like a spyder, but better." he took a couple of shots, and gave it back with a face like .

    people these days..

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    • mostpeople
      Registered User
      • Mar 2007
      • 1680

      #3
      let me guess he was 13?

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      • DvS21
        w00t
        • Aug 2007
        • 170

        #4
        no no he wasn't he was like 20 something maybe even late 20 somehtings! he was just a speed ball kinda guy, it was funny!

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        • questionful
          LNIB
          • Dec 2006
          • 1416

          #5
          You should have said, "It's off, but it'll shoot anyway."

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          • Toll
            Registered User
            • Jun 2005
            • 758

            #6
            I get questions all the time about how my shocker sounds funny, and I should lower the dwell.

            I'd make fun of them but I have a shocker frame on it...so I suppose it's a logical assumption.

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            • tribalman
              Registered User
              • Dec 2002
              • 719

              #7
              Originally posted by Toll
              I get questions all the time about how my shocker sounds funny, and I should lower the dwell.

              I'd make fun of them but I have a shocker frame on it...so I suppose it's a logical assumption.

              haha, i should do that. then if i get the dwell remark ask them how to do it cause my battery is dead and i don't have the charger or extra batterys. or the board.
              e-mag 226
              flashed with 1.31

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              • DevilMan
                FeedBack is at my HomePage
                • Aug 2004
                • 2479

                #8
                We joke all the time when playin pump about makin sure that no ramping is allowed....


                Even if it is a phantom!!!!




                Great story.... should have told him that it is specially designed to run from your bodies own energy source and just by holding it in your hands powers it on....

                Glad you had a good day ballin.... I got to some as well....

                DM

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                • txaggie08
                  Big mouth
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 1213

                  #9
                  scared the crap out of a kid a while back with a mech cocker(one of the other refs I work with).


                  We break out playing a two on one(me with the mech cocker, one other ref with a rental). He decides" let's spray paint with my ion(dumb mistake number 1) at the fat guy". Apparently it took him a few seconds to realize "oh poopy he can shoot as fast as I can with that thing". That was alot of fun.

                  I'm 10,000 miles away, but can still Mod yer butt! Army
                  Last edited by Army; 09-05-2007, 01:23 AM.

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                  • DvS21
                    w00t
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 170

                    #10
                    yeah this was just a classic DUH moment I was just laughing hard as hell under my mask.

                    you should have seen me mow faces (lol) in the woods with this thing though I love this mag and I think now that I have my first one, there will always be a mag in my arsenal!

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                    • Jaan
                      It's Pronounced *John*

                      • Apr 2005
                      • 1310

                      #11
                      You cheated.

                      Dead men don't talk. Dead men also don't supply their live teammates with equipment and ammo.

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                      • latches109

                        #12
                        could he have been asking if the air was on....just a thought. nice story

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                        • DevilMan
                          FeedBack is at my HomePage
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 2479

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Jaan
                          You cheated.

                          Dead men don't talk. Dead men also don't supply their live teammates with equipment and ammo.
                          That's true but then again you wouldn't have to ask a dead man if you could use his gun then would ya???? I know if it were a firefight and a teammate got incapacitated/killed and my gun was out of rounds/broken then you can bet your last dollar that I'd grab whatever was around to keep on fightin...

                          So yeah yeah, dead men don't talk.... give it a rest...

                          DM

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                          • AronMsmith1987
                            Nasty SC Pirate!
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 200

                            #14
                            Good Times

                            I have had my share of funny moments as well over the years but some of the best ones came this season as I play mostly pump with a pistol only I think its hilarious when someone asks "Hey can I get a pod of paint?" I gladly hand him a 10 round tube and he stands there looking at me like WTF do I do with this. LOL another good one was when a younger kid on my team yells "Hey come help me I am pinned down and he has a full auto" I look at him and I look at my 10 round Pistol and begin to laugh, wow great times, Just remember its not how much paint you can fling its all about accuracy, "20 Misses a second and you say your gun has eyes? so I guess I'll Carry more than 10 rounds when I need more Than 10 Rounds" Thanks AronMsmith1987

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                            • nevets11_2003
                              Sig now pl0x
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 1479

                              #15
                              what was your question?

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