Why do paintballs taste so bad?

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  • Tim Jacobitz

    #16
    I don't rember the name but there was a company that at on time made paintballs that tasted like bananas. I never tried one but I would rather eat a regular paintball than one that tasted like a fruit. Its more insentave not to get shot next time.

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    • renegade2k
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      • Jul 2001
      • 211

      #17
      yea i love newbies tryin to talk technical. i used to think it was a broomstick and called it that for like a year and a half
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      • Dubstar112
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        • Feb 2001
        • 2321

        #18
        she speaks
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        Good to know that somone of Tom's status seeks "relief" from a sport he helped create. A sport now ruled by a single patent.

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        • FutureMagOwner
          Registered User
          • Dec 2001
          • 3354

          #19
          well i had a suggestion that would prevent balls going in the mouth you wear a bandana over your mothe like a cowboy movie or something then if you get shot it hits the bandana

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          • Rrok
            The "Decoy"
            • Aug 2001
            • 143

            #20
            I remember reading somewhere that some paintballs cointain polyethylene glycol, which I'm pretty sure is some kind of anti-coolant. Although this might not give reason to their generally bad taste (As many houshold pets have passed away due to the over-consumption of anti-freeze, which I've heard tastes sweet). I'm sure paintballs taste horrible because they were not meant to be eaten, as many people have said before.

            Rrok

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            • Warmonger
              Crazed Noob
              • Oct 2001
              • 42

              #21
              i dont know, I personally kinda like the taste of diablo Hellfire paint, it kinda tastes like oranges...

              Maybe im just crazy
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              • Ityl
                Registered User
                • Nov 2000
                • 706

                #22
                Originally posted by renegade2k
                yea i love newbies tryin to talk technical. i used to think it was a broomstick and called it that for like a year and a half
                It is a broomstick...
                I like potatoes

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                • Thordic
                  AFTICA
                  • May 2001
                  • 5986

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Rrok
                  I remember reading somewhere that some paintballs cointain polyethylene glycol, which I'm pretty sure is some kind of anti-coolant. Although this might not give reason to their generally bad taste (As many houshold pets have passed away due to the over-consumption of anti-freeze, which I've heard tastes sweet). I'm sure paintballs taste horrible because they were not meant to be eaten, as many people have said before.

                  Rrok
                  Paintballs don't have anti-freeze in them, they are non-toxic. Anti-freeze will kill you, and its bad for the environment.

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                  • Magsrule3
                    VW Powered
                    • Jun 2001
                    • 1081

                    #24
                    Great American makes Bannana and Apple SCENTED paintballs. They sell them at paintballgear.com , they may smell good. but I dont know about the taste.
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                    • Rahman
                      Registered User
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 90

                      #25
                      It's not cool to be mean to newbies,but some kids out there have really stupid looking faces and makes hard not to be mean. I didn't start out knowing everything but I knew when to keep my mouth shut and when & who to ask question..

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                      • Rrok
                        The "Decoy"
                        • Aug 2001
                        • 143

                        #26
                        Sorry about that Thordic you're right...

                        But I knew I heard something bad about polyethylene glycol somewhere:

                        The polyethylene glycol (pol-ee-ETH-i-leen GLYE-col) (PEG) and electrolytes solution is used to clean the colon (large bowel or lower intestine) before certain tests or surgery of the colon. The PEG-electrolyte solution is usually taken by mouth. However, sometimes it is given in the hospital through a nasogastric tube (a tube inserted through the nose).

                        The PEG-electrolyte solution acts like a laxative. It causes liquid stools or mild diarrhea. In this way, it flushes all solid material from the colon, so the doctor can have a clear view of the colon.

                        And about the temperature orientation I had with it:

                        As the molecular weight of PEG increases, viscosity and freezing point increase.

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                        • SprayingMango
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                          • Feb 2002
                          • 4557

                          #27
                          Hey Thordic, I bought you some Severe paint to munch on!! HAHA!! Remember that stuff?? *BLECH!!!!!*

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                          • boss_automager
                            AO's Cake Whacker
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 1224

                            #28
                            I think paintballs kinda taste like soap and brass eagle aren't half bad.big balls taste the worst.

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                            • speedballbanks
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                              • Jul 2001
                              • 1546

                              #29
                              Originally posted by crakonpr
                              because they are made out of paint
                              actually there is no paint inside of a "paint"ball they should have called the game we play food concocktion ball because everything inside of a paintball is tottally edible.
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                              • PaInTbALL zAcH
                                i am a ninja turtle!!!!!!
                                • Sep 2001
                                • 678

                                #30
                                ive tried the banana ones and they smell better than they taste but theyre not bad at all

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