When is a newbie not a newbie anymore?

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  • luke
    lukescustoms.com

    • Jan 2001
    • 8216

    #31
    You will ALWAYS be a newbie to someone!

    But, when you stop asking if you are, then your probably not.

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    • Dayspring
      aka- The Day Wang

      • May 2001
      • 9664

      #32
      You're not a newbie when-

      a) You're willing to slog through 20 feet of deep swamp to flank the other team and damn near lose a shoe(did it)

      b) You're willing to swim through a river to flank the other team (did it)

      c) When you're willing to climb 20 feet out of the top of a structure to avoid "The Angel of Death" in a scenario game (seen it)

      d) When you have sense enough to remain quiet if it's just you versus 5 guys walking by

      e) When you have a working knowledge of the game enough to coordinate other players in effective defense or offense.

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      • Top Secret
        IPR's E-Maggot
        • Jun 2001
        • 601

        #33
        Hey Dayspring, I saw an article on that scenario game. I feel sorry for that kid who climbed down to avoid Death.

        You're not a newb when you're shooting semi and people keep asking you if your gun is full-auto.
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        • Heat
          hello lamewads
          • Oct 2000
          • 4463

          #34
          I tell ppl they're past the newbie stage when they see me charging and stand their ground and shoot back.... most newbs curl up and put a arm up or something to prepare for hte barage...

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          • bratch
            Registered User
            • Jun 2001
            • 470

            #35
            When you finance your new gun and gain a $1,000 instant credit at the local shop for future toys.
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            • hitmanng
              Slayer of Sacred Cows
              • Jan 2001
              • 1237

              #36
              I have already proclaimed myself a forever newbie. I think no matter how good you are you always have so much to learn and grow. There is always someone better at something. If I had pick a test for the normal definition?
              1. When the game starts you move you don't hide.
              2. You answer more questions than you ask.
              3. You feel comfortable at the field.
              Hitmanng
              Forever newbie

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              • nastymag
                XPSL D2/ Nppl D2
                • Dec 2000
                • 924

                #37
                you are not a newbie when

                1. you arent afrid to scream profanitys at the other team.
                2. when people know you at the feild.
                3. when you give a pod of paint to the poor 10 year old who spilled all his paint.
                4. when you wait for the ref check you before callin your self out if you cant see the mark.
                5. when you get mad that you forgot to charge your gun the night before.
                6. when you scream " get out of there you newb , i got you , dont make me shot you again , get out get out!!!"
                7. when you cant remember where on the feild you left your pods , because you have to find three at least.
                8. when you stop thinkin that an 18 inch barrel would be tight.
                when you stop thinkin that my Angel is a spyder
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                • FooTemps
                  HURRRR
                  • Sep 2001
                  • 6702

                  #38
                  Originally posted by nastymag
                  you are not a newbie when

                  1. you arent afrid to scream profanitys at the other team.
                  2. when people know you at the feild.
                  3. when you give a pod of paint to the poor 10 year old who spilled all his paint.
                  4. when you wait for the ref check you before callin your self out if you cant see the mark.
                  5. when you get mad that you forgot to charge your gun the night before.
                  6. when you scream " get out of there you newb , i got you , dont make me shot you again , get out get out!!!"
                  7. when you cant remember where on the feild you left your pods , because you have to find three at least.
                  8. when you stop thinkin that an 18 inch barrel would be tight.
                  when you stop thinkin that my Angel is a spyder
                  Oh, you have a spyder? I just had to do that.

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                  • Dayspring
                    aka- The Day Wang

                    • May 2001
                    • 9664

                    #39
                    Originally posted by Top Secret
                    Hey Dayspring, I saw an article on that scenario game. I feel sorry for that kid who climbed down to avoid Death.
                    I love that article- if for no other reason than my team has a pic in it

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                    • ß.C.
                      Registered User
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 1921

                      #40
                      I recently turned from newbie to the next level(8 months of playing around 30 rec games)I think the only one who can tell you if you are no a newbie anymore is YOU. If you can look at yourself one day and get a feeling that you learned a lot and nobody is around you trying to give you slack anymore then you are no longer a newbie. When your teamates no longer underestimate you and start depending on you to do your job. You have have a feeling for it. You should feel like you'v just finished something.

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                      • covadsucks
                        Got Beer?
                        • Dec 2001
                        • 1324

                        #41
                        I like Miscue's Bunker Beats...but be forewarned Miscue, when that bunker's knockin' it could be me and and wingman rushing you. I paint the bunker, he paints the top of your head...Had it happen to me a few times...A Jerk squeege broke in my barrel and left me to try to get it clear. NOT FUN.


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                        • ZSigErik
                          Semper Fi
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 829

                          #42
                          For me, not being a newb was the day that I was playing a pick-up rec game at a feild near my house, and this kid I knew said to me 'How do you look so calm?'. I will never forget that. You can always tell who isnt a newb just by the look I guess(as previously stated). Another question which I was asked was by another guy I knew. He asked me 'At what point did you stop sucking?'. Mind you this was after a three man bunker rush and I took out all three people including him(*btw, they all rushed same side *).
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                          • E==Mag MAN
                            Nothing
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 576

                            #43
                            when your not a newbi hmmmm MY REASONS!

                            1.When u stop in teh middle of a game to tell yoru friend a joke u remebered.(i did) the kid next to me looked at me liek i was crazy funy ****

                            2.When you know your hit u call your self out when u not sure u call paint check.

                            3 When u dont have problems with answering stupid questions

                            4 When u dont call newbies newbies to their face and make fun of them! that just makes u a newbi ******* with pimped gun thats prolly not yours/happened to me all i wanted to do was turn around and shoot the *******

                            5 When u talk to ref while playing its my weakness

                            6 When u just play have fun time and could give a rats *** about anyone else but you and your friendsThat guy over there has angel big deal dont give up kick his *** with your spyder. Hell when i first started playing made my day to shoot out the guys with angels and cockers

                            7 TEH BIGGEST RULE WHEN YOU ARENT AFRAID TO BE RAMBO CAUSE 10% OF THE TIEM IT PAYS OFF

                            8 when the only players u worship are me! jk had to

                            9 when u feel confident as hell your the best player there
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