What Do U Do??

[FatMan]

My normal move is to waddle up to the bunker and then kind of collapse. My buddy Phil likes to jog almost all the way there and then trip and fall flat on his face! When I was younger I liked to skip - really throws the competition off guard! Now I'm too old to skip.
Diving is right out! I'd look like a beached whale flopping in the sun! :o Sliding *sounds* like a good idea it just never seems to work out right for me. I think the coefficient of friction is too high or something. Who out there knows what the coefficient of friction is for a 40 year old white fat guy? Maybe this belongs in the Big Blue forum, being all technical and stuff.

So, I guess I'm "other" huh?

FatMan

[Jonno06]

um...you could classify that as other,but if skipping is "other",what is hauling arse?lol

[Cardinal_Biggles]

And He's SAFE!!!

I can pull off one mean slide, especially on gravel. It saved my butt one day when I bunkered three kids and had no paint. Lucky for me they all surrendered.

[ThePatriot]

I need naught slide nor jump. My leet speed helps me...i can outrun anyone on the field, i even outrun paintballs. Its not that hard either...most of the time the people shooting at u, point the gun and fire at u, when ur running, by the time the paintball gets to you, you are already like 3 feet ahead of it. Someone has to know what they are doing and take time to think and shoot ahead of the person to hit them...

[Jonno06]

we both mad that mad crazy dash across the field without getting hit.That was insane,they suck b/c they didnt hit us.darn n00b's say they are gonna rush with us,and only we run.....idiots

[RoadDawg]

Last time I tried slidding was in snow and I slid out the other side and got shot a bizillion times. When I dive I loose all my paint and end up hurting myself. Normally I try to slide and do some snap shots. (thank you 10 years of baseball) If that don't work I crash into the bunker and usually get a good laughing response.

[Telefragged]

Yea...I..."Slide" More like trip, land on my knees and go forward, trying to make it look like I meant it all along. But when I actually slide good, it looks goooood

[Hasty8]

I'm a really big fat guy so you may want to ask those who se me as a bunker.

[SlipknotX556]

lol im fat to. not really i just like callin myslef fat. i think it funny.

[Jonno06]

i tried to slide the other day,and i looked like the guy on warpig,doing a slide,who looses his hopper,and kinda rolls over,it was hilarious

[SlipknotX556]

jonno we gotta learn to slide better cuz remember the 2 guys on warpig who slide into that huge bunker..... thats us march 9th.

[Exodus]

i usualy slide but its fun to cannonball into a bunker every now and then. others dont enjoy it when you do it into a shared bunker

[SlipknotX556]

when i dive i usually dive on top of one of my own teammates or i dive on top of the other team. LOL