Does anyone else pretend to play paintball in the house?

[Webmaster]

Heck - we used to chase each other around using our barrels as blow guns...never could get the balls to break - but it was fun!

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[lonsch]

I do it all the time. I thought I was the only one. I never have any air left in my tank after a couple of days.

[PyRo]

Ive broken balls using a barrel as a blowgun but on wood never got it to work on a person

[cockerballs]

My friend and I after a boring game of 1 on 1 were out of balls (we only had 1/2 a hopper to start) decided to have an air war. If was rather fun shooting each other with air. No harm done.

[hitmanng]

Just last night my wife was trying to explain to me that people think paintball fanatics are a little strange and that I should talk about it a little less. I was trying to defend you guys as not crazy. I guess I was wrong.

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[PyRo]

We are not crazy we are just addicted.

[Draco]

Yeah... my wife asked if I was going to sleep with my mag once... not quite sure what she meant by that. : )

[Maxd Out]

Every time we go out to the field, we have a used ball fight. Ya know when the balls dont pop and they fill up with water and get huge. Its fun throwing those around.

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[Miscue]

I've practiced in front of a mirror at home before... So I could see how much of myself I was exposing when I normally took shots. Discovered a few problems this way, and fixed them.

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[Jomm]

I've been known to bunker my Fridge.

Jom

[AllAmericanDan]

I have been known to practice my look so I can atleast look pretty as I get my ass shot off My Mag and Impulse watched PUSH with me they agreed it was a great flick.

Oh and I once did sleep with my Spanky Cocker beside me...my wife was disturbed by this to say the least..oh and then there was this incident with a Dye SS 14" and a goat and two midgets....wait thats more personal info than you need....


[This message has been edited by AllAmericanDan (edited 02-13-2001).]

[Supafly]

Yeah i do alot actually but most of the time there are no goats or midgets involved

[jojomoca]

you kidding? my life revolves around my mag, i once bunkered my dog with a cotton ball(she doesnt like me much any more) and today i did this:



and get a fill station, that way you never run out of air to do stupid but fun stuff with, i have one, and ive had to fill it twice, and i have not even used it at a game yet and couches do make good bunkers, and i always play bob long at home, and in the car on the way to play pball

[e_magman]

Ok if you guys are this into paintball then how early do you get up to go paintballing?

I have to admit... Here's my little routine for the weekend:


Get home from school on Friday at 3:00

Friends come over at 3:30 or so.

Clean, oil and test our 'mags from 3:30-5:00

Eat dinner from 5:00-5:30

Look at paintball magazines for a few hours.

Surf the net lookin at paintball stuff.

Pretend to play paintball in the basement till we are tired. (usualy around 11:00pm or so)

Sleep. (but of course we talk about paintball before we go to bed)

Get up at 5:00

Put paintball gear in car.

Eat big breakfast.

Leave promptly at 9:15 so that we will get there 15 min before the field even opens.

Get to paintball park at 9:45

Field opens at 10:00

Buy paint and stuff...

Load up.

Chrono guns.

11:00 first game

5:00last game

Get home at 5:30

Eat dinner.

Take shower... and here's something interesting... Before I take my shower, I clean ALL of my paintball stuff. I clean my paintball stuff before I clean myself! Just goes to show how crazy I am about paintball.

[AJ]

Yeah I do that too, just whenever I put on my mask, my dog attacks me...

jojomoca: nice snowman, thats funny as hell