Tunaball 4

[Beemer]

Holy crap, im still hurting, and am going to need some recovery time after this one....


More to come later...

Listen ya whining little crybaby. The geriatric guys have first rights to do the whining. You arent even close to riding in the Senior express mobile. Come back in eighteen years to qualify.

Quit it....................I Bunker You.

I bring wheel chair for you next year since you cant get me one when I NEED it.

[TwilightG]

Also props to the TB4 MVP FRED, who hauled *** across the field to capture Artie and turn the tide of the game.

Nice Job, Fred!
I can say from personal experience that it was no easy task. Artie felt like he had a few too many chimichangas before TB4 (and I had the luxury of running across an open field, you had to leap over downed trees and swampland!)

[zondo]

Sooo,

Any products make their debut this year?

[BigEvil]

Sooo,

Any products make their debut this year?

Just the E-90 Hopefully some of the guys who used it can give a more detailed evaluation.

[Ando]

Besides the E-M90. Goose brought out his Trident barrel and only other thing was the Shoebox.

[BigEvil]

Besides the E-M90. Goose brought out his Trident barrel and only other thing was the Shoebox.

I forgot about the Trident slugs.... Artie got to 'size the bore' of it

[TwilightG]

Besides the E-M90. Goose brought out his Trident barrel and only other thing was the Shoebox.

The Trident looks promising, although it doesn't look like much.... yet

[Draggoon]

Hey guys,



Great time this past weekend!



I'd like to thank my Red team for hanging in there and doing a gread job! Big shout-outs to Eric, Christian and T0nnn for being my mobile assassins. It was a pleasure to lead such a great group of players.



Thanks to Sterling and his team for being such great competitors! Congratulations on the win! If we had to "not win", I was glad it was to them.



On behalf of the Top Gun FP&PL Scrubs/Garden State Pump, Huge Thanks to all the Tunaballers for participating in the 50/50 to help us with Chicago. It will be a tremedous help!



and last but not least, THANKS SCOTT!



-K

[BigEvil]

Further Thoughts

It was great having both Draggoon and SSP Reaper as our new generals this year. I had the pleasure to play in big games with both and they are worthy successors to our old generals (Doobie and HLD) who both could not make it for various reasons. Both guys did a great job motivating their troops, and both sides brought the pain - as the final score indicated.

I try to listen to what our players have to say about the event and take those comments into consideration the following year. My biggest complaints have been that A) We weren't playing enough, B) the raffle took too long and C) We get started too late. I think we solved all of those issues this year. As a matter of fact, we played so much that the survivors who hung around on Sunday were totally wiped out. I played sporatically throughout the day, and I still dropped 2+ cases of paint.

I think the games were simple enough not to overwhelm our refs yet there was enough to do to keep things interesting.

I also thought that the teams were fairly matched, and really the only issue was keeping players on the field and out of the parking lot at times. I think no matter what I do I probably cant change that

Oh, and all of the refs at Topgun including our two said next year they want to play!!

There will be plenty of fond memories of this event for me. Watching Beemer get out of his wheel chair, run out of the Alamo and bunker two guys was awesome. I also discovered that my Xmag works much better when you fall face first and throw it about 10 feet There was also a time where I was watching Freedom's skinny little friend (who's name escapes me) laying on his belly in a patch of tall grass -basically out in the open - getting hammered from about 10 players from 3 sides and not getting a mark on him Then there was someone who shot Tuna, right directly down the barrel of his gun

I also got the pleasure to meet and talk shop with Mike Quinn of the Mq valve fame. I should have brought a note book. I also got to meet Pissed Godzilla, who really isnt all that pissed Big'nSlo finally made it to a Tunaball and even Old Soldier made an appearance!

I also cannot forget to give props to all of you sick sick sick people who did the Venom Challenge. How bad was that stuff? Well, Fred touched the back of my neck with some of the "milder" sauce on his hands and it felt like he stabbed me with a fork.

So just getting a little dab on my neck gives me a much greater respect for two of the toughest bastards ive ever met - Mag79 and Twlight.


With all of that said, (and so much more unsaid), how do we top this next year? I don't think we can. As a matter of fact, I can't promise that I will even try. With the arrival of Little Evil coming in October, things will be much different in the Evil household and I can't say for certain what next year will bring. So, we will just have to wait and see.

[Ando]

As a matter of fact, I can't promise that I will even try.

**** that!!! If it's a money thing, I know more than a few of us will share the burden.

[SSP REAPER]

Then there was someone who shot Tuna, right directly down the barrel of his gun

That would be me good sir
I threw a double tap over the top of one of the bunkers mid Tuna's string and made sure his barrel was gooey. I couldn't make that shot again if I ever tried

[Dayspring]

Was going back over last year's thread and found this gem...

Hottest stuff I've had personally was over 200,000 SU's and it feels like your throat is going to close up on you. I had about 7 drops on a hot dog, and only ate half the hot dog.

200,000 is like eating a good strong habenero raw (which is a pretty stupid thing to do).

For contrast, a jalepeno is around 2,500 to 5,000 SU's.

Well Thor, I think you can up your "hottest stuff I've eaten" limit after Saturday night...

[BigEvil]

Was going back over last year's thread and found this gem...



Well Thor, I think you can up your "hottest stuff I've eaten" limit after Saturday night...

How many SU's did the soap add?

[cougar20th]

Poor guy went thru all that pain & wasn't even part of the contest.

[Thordic]

Contest shmontest.

Actually, the real reason I ate it is because Gustavo and I thought it would be hilarious to leave a plate on the bar (You'd think we'd have grown out of this by now). Mongoose said sure, if you eat one first.

Afterwards, I agreed that no one should be subjected to those wings, and if they were, a lawsuit would probably result.

Nick, I actually went back to the hot dog place where they had the sauce, and it was the 1.5 million SHU Da Bomb Final Answer, not the 230,000 SHU Da Bomb Ground Zero as I originally thought. Which explains why it put such a hurting on me back when I tried it.

Even so, I've doubled my limit, and don't think I'll be going back for thirds after my experience on Sunday.