Where do you keep your Elf

[56kSomeGuy]

The elves are evil. Must kill the elves causing the leaks in my e-mag.

[Butterfingers]

Originally posted by headcase


That's why I like my Load clear grips so much, you can see the elves running around on the ciruit board while you are shooting.

I've got to remember to remove my elves before sending my E-mag away on Monday. Does anyone know how to keep the Elves alive outside of their normal Mag environment? I've going to try to crossbred them with the Cocker Elves.

Elves like living in cockers, they have alot of parts that make them real comfortable. Cross breeding elves will give your mag more range and accuracy once you put them back in.

I suggest storing them in a low pressure or high cost environment. The lower the pressure and the higher the cost the happier they will be.

The optimal configuration would be a super low pressure, polished solid gold cocker, with polished solid platinum dye and shocktech parts, throw some Depleted Uranium in there for good measure.

Hook the whole whizbang up to a jet turbine powered vaccum pump until it registers negative one-million psi. In 5-7 days this will breed super elves that reverse the earths gravitational field and eliminate air resistance entirely and make paintballs travel forever until they circle the world once and hit you in the butt.


I think you will like my grips when they come in

[rhetor22]

I kind of backed up over my elf with my dad's pick up truck.

whoops.

Tom, can we get stock elves from the factory? And some stickers too.

[Ov3rmind]

Man, I gotta keep my elves in the breech. They've done a wonderful job lately of preventing chops. Sometimes I'll see red come out of the porting of my barrel though, and that's while I'm shooting white paint . Sometimes keeping my full count of elves gets expensive, but that's what you get for an HP gun.

[Snooky]

Down with the elves! they arent real! Down with the elves! Down with the elves! they arent real! Down with the elves! Down with the elves! they arent real! Down with the elves! Down with the elves! they arent real! Down with the elves!

[HoppysMag]

i duct tape them in the hopper so that every shot has an elf on it. and to keep my gun running smooth i get Elf Enriched N2. thats right elfs can withstand 3000psi. when i fill up my tank i add some elfs. they stay in the tank util its game time, then they get carred through the regulator when i shoot. they get into my AIR valve and keep my mag running good.