You know you are a paintball addict when....

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  • Hacker240
    Registered User
    • Mar 2002
    • 67

    #1

    You know you are a paintball addict when....

    What kinda stuff do you guys do that proves that you are a true paintball addict?

    1. Use your nitro tank as a pillow
    2. Your gun rides up in the front seat of the car with the seatbelt on, and you make your passengers sit in the back.
    3. You are always bunkering people around corners in public places.
    4. While walking you pull an air trigger.
    5. When you dream about paintball in school.
    6. Your run around your house with your gun.
    7. When you see the title paintball addict you think, "There are more like me, Great!"
    8. ADD MORE...
    "Ugly People First!"
    "Don't Hate Me Because I am Beautiful."
  • Rrok
    The "Decoy"
    • Aug 2001
    • 143

    #2
    9. When you carry a paintball in your pocket everywhere you go.

    10. When you miss your school "Prom" to play paintball.

    11. When you cover the super model pictures in your locker with E-MAGs.

    12. When you ask your math teacher to play.

    13. When you wear (Different) paintball jerseys to school for one week straight.

    14. When your lunch lady asks you if you're in the NRA.

    15. When the kids in your spanish class ask to see your welts from last week.

    Rrok

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    • SlipknotX556
      Registered User
      • Nov 2001
      • 5054

      #3
      i am just a paintball addict no questions asked. i am a paintball addict because......

      1. Paintball is the one thing i kno most about
      2. I think about paintball all the time when im in school
      3. All i talk about is paintball in school and at home
      4. i dream about owning an EMAG and bunkering everyone at the World Cup with it.


      AND finally

      I just never let go of my marker. (Im holding it right now)

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      • Mav D MagMan
        1Lt
        • Dec 2001
        • 669

        #4
        When you take the trigger frame off of your Tigershark, take out the safety, and carry it around all day pulling the trigger with your off hand to improve your ROF. Like me all day today.

        When you wake up at night to look at your new gun (like I did, for weeks)

        Take out your mag just to stare at it and smile.

        Can sit through the AGD Tech Video, as well as a cheap BE video (and enjoys doing it)

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        • MikeCouves
          The Enemy
          • Aug 2001
          • 1877

          #5
          When you rollover in your bed, your mag is on the other side and you hear your wife groaning on the couch downstairs.

          Lol, I always run around my house my mag.

          When you are in walmart or something and you find anything that has anything remotely like a trigger you play with it until you leave, and sometimes buy it just for fun.
          "If everything is under control your not moving fast enough."

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          • HoppysMag
            Hoppy's en Fuego!!!
            • Oct 2001
            • 3494

            #6
            when your on this forum.
            and you look at the Automag Tech Video and try to spot Toms can of diet Coke/ Pepsi....
            "You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley

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            • jah871
              Warp Effect
              • May 2001
              • 2228

              #7
              4. While walking you pull an air trigger.
              hahaha, i do this all the time and i dont even notice it until i look. its like a habit. right now im practicing on a pair of needle nose plyers..
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              • Snewk
                Registered User
                • Feb 2002
                • 351

                #8
                i air trigger all the time at work..i work at lowe's and imagine myself going around popping customers and co-workers alike...
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                • Mav D MagMan
                  1Lt
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 669

                  #9
                  You can read make additions to this thread (knowing all the while that it's describing you)

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                  • TheBigRaguPB4L
                    Proud Loser!
                    • May 2001
                    • 1639

                    #10
                    people hate when i shoot my air trigger. i dont' stop there though, i get into my staying tight to the bunker stance. hahahah, for some reason though, people just get so bothered by this. oh well.
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                    My girlfriend said that if i bought another paintball gun, she'd leave me........ I sure am going to miss her.

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                    • FooTemps
                      HURRRR
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 6702

                      #11
                      You stay awake longer than usual posting and surfing paintball stuff...

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                      • Jonno06
                        AKA Jon-no wang
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 4392

                        #12
                        I would have to say I am addicted because I do EVERYTHING that has been mentioned.

                        I love that air trigger thing,I do it with my left hand so I learn to shooter better that way.

                        "you know you are a paintball addict when....you AREN'T playing paintball,but you ARE at the same time"-me.

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                        • Hacker240
                          Registered User
                          • Mar 2002
                          • 67

                          #13
                          When you are in the grocery store and you are constantly moving so people don't get good angles at your or...*Gasp* get behind you!

                          When you are always walking in a crouched position so people can't hit you as easily.

                          Everything on this thread applies to you!
                          "Ugly People First!"
                          "Don't Hate Me Because I am Beautiful."

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                          • BgGrizzly
                            The Grizzly
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 16

                            #14
                            When you are riding down the road and every time you see a little wooded area or old run down house you start to imagine what a game there would be like.
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                            • TheBigRaguPB4L
                              Proud Loser!
                              • May 2001
                              • 1639

                              #15
                              how about, at any given time of the week, you always knew how many hours were left until you started your next game.
                              http://www.automags.org/forums/showt...light=feedback

                              My girlfriend said that if i bought another paintball gun, she'd leave me........ I sure am going to miss her.

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