Am I A Moron?

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  • paintsprayer
    Homestar Runner
    • Mar 2002
    • 165

    #1

    Am I A Moron?

    After a long day of paintball, i was sitting in my kitchen, and i decided to try and fit an el tigre paintball up my nose. i started to work it up there and right when i thought i was gong to get it, the paintball exploded and neon orange paint blasted up my left nostril. you never appreciate how much paint they fit in one little paintball, but there is a lot. paint was coming out of my other nostril and i was spitting out paint on the floor. you know that feeling that you get when you get water up your nose when you're swimming? well multiply that by one million. you would have thought that i learned my lesson, but the next time i played i tried it again without thinking and this time the neon green paint from the marballizer had the same effect on me. i'm not a stupid person, i just do really dumb things somtimes. don't judge me.
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  • PotatoBoy
    Hamburgers should be high

    • Sep 2001
    • 2533

    #2
    Yes.
    Potatoboy!

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    • FooTemps
      HURRRR
      • Sep 2001
      • 6702

      #3
      LOL! Great story, it seemed fairly entertaining to me. I think that most people will laugh about this one.

      Might as well add this while I'm at it... I'm a moron too. Also, YES!
      Last edited by FooTemps; 03-26-2002, 08:05 PM.

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      • CleenSweep
        Team Controlled Chaos
        • Nov 2001
        • 435

        #4
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        • Tunaman
          Specialized AGD Tech

          • Dec 2000
          • 8643

          #5
          yes...yes you are
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          • theraidenproject
            Registered User
            • Jun 2001
            • 1240

            #6
            well, upat least you didnt try any OTHER cavaties
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            • FordPrefect
              Back to school :(:(:(
              • Mar 2002
              • 1053

              #7
              When I first saw the title of that post, I just jumped up and said "YEA"


              j/k
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              • Cypres0099
                What in the world is that
                • Jul 2001
                • 812

                #8
                I might just have to try that sometime. Funny story. This is what keeps the forum lively.


                AIM "Cypres0099"

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                • paintsprayer
                  Homestar Runner
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 165

                  #9
                  i'm glad you all are so sympathetic, i could still have paint in my brain. ha ha ha, lets all laugh at stupid
                  paint-in-his-brain-boy.
                  Come to the testie-fest and have a ball!

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                  • Paintballer86
                    Proud E-Mag User
                    • May 2001
                    • 1000

                    #10
                    Welp, your no Ralph Wiggum.
                    origonally said by Ralph Wiggum:OW! I bent my wookie!

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                    • theraidenproject
                      Registered User
                      • Jun 2001
                      • 1240

                      #11
                      2 ralph quotes in one night, nice.
                      lemme add one:
                      ralph: these rubber pants are hot
                      chief wiggum: wear 'em til you learn son. wear 'em till you learn
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                      • paintsprayer
                        Homestar Runner
                        • Mar 2002
                        • 165

                        #12
                        my cat's breath smells like cat food
                        Come to the testie-fest and have a ball!

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                        • theraidenproject
                          Registered User
                          • Jun 2001
                          • 1240

                          #13
                          thats the other one that paintballer86 had in the foo's sig thread, but nice try. back in the glory days of napster, i had a 6 min long audio file of all ralph quotes.
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                          • TheBigRaguPB4L
                            Proud Loser!
                            • May 2001
                            • 1639

                            #14
                            yes, you are a moron
                            http://www.automags.org/forums/showt...light=feedback

                            My girlfriend said that if i bought another paintball gun, she'd leave me........ I sure am going to miss her.

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                            • magman007
                              I <3 my Penis
                              • Jun 2001
                              • 7579

                              #15
                              Well Ralphie, if your nose starts bleeding, it means your picking it too much.......or not enough!
                              CHEIF WIGGUM



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