After a long day of paintball, i was sitting in my kitchen, and i decided to try and fit an el tigre paintball up my nose. i started to work it up there and right when i thought i was gong to get it, the paintball exploded and neon orange paint blasted up my left nostril. you never appreciate how much paint they fit in one little paintball, but there is a lot. paint was coming out of my other nostril and i was spitting out paint on the floor. you know that feeling that you get when you get water up your nose when you're swimming? well multiply that by one million. you would have thought that i learned my lesson, but the next time i played i tried it again without thinking and this time the neon green paint from the marballizer had the same effect on me. i'm not a stupid person, i just do really dumb things somtimes. don't judge me.
Am I A Moron?
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LOL! Great story, it seemed fairly entertaining to me. I think that most people will laugh about this one.
Might as well add this while I'm at it... I'm a moron too. Also, YES!Last edited by FooTemps; 03-26-2002, 08:05 PM.
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yes...yes you are
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well, upat least you didnt try any OTHER cavaties
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When I first saw the title of that post, I just jumped up and said "YEA"
j/k
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I might just have to try that sometime.
Funny story. This is what keeps the forum lively.
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i'm glad you all are so sympathetic, i could still have paint in my brain. ha ha ha, lets all laugh at stupid
paint-in-his-brain-boy.Come to the testie-fest and have a ball!
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2 ralph quotes in one night, nice.
lemme add one:
ralph: these rubber pants are hot
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thats the other one that paintballer86 had in the foo's sig thread, but nice try. back in the glory days of napster, i had a 6 min long audio file of all ralph quotes.GOOD TRADERS - Tunaman, tysonmachado, DanielGleason, BigBoy005, jimmyjobob, miniMAGster, paintballpapa, ChucktheMAGician, CLeatus, Doc Nickel, pbdeluca, ClassicMagger, Dueydog
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yes, you are a moronhttp://www.automags.org/forums/showt...light=feedback
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CHEIF WIGGUMWell Ralphie, if your nose starts bleeding, it means your picking it too much.......or not enough!
Originally posted by Tom in reffrence to a post saying he acted like my dad...
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WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!"
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