Thinking of going to the dark side

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 1
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous template Next
  • Rooster
    Registered User
    • Oct 2000
    • 1069
    #1

    Thinking of going to the dark side

    My mag is just too reliable.

    Its starting to hurt my feelings, its like it doesn't even need me. My truck never leaves me hanging, when I'm bored it obliges me by breaking down and then i can fix it. My computer likes to help me out as well by giving me weird errors and creating device conflicts.

    But not my mag. I think it has it in for me. Its just sitting there, eyeing me. Knowing full well i can't troubleshoot a perfectly working device. Why does it tourture me like this?

    I'm going to have to get one more gun, one that wants my attension, one that breaks down so I can yell at it and call it varrious names that would make a salior blush, one that needs me.

    Perfection is strangly maddening, wouldn't you agree?
    Last edited by Rooster; 04-05-2002, 11:45 AM.
    Tags: None
    • pip_999
      Canadian Bunker Boyz
      • Sep 2001
      • 768
      #2
      lol

      whatever tickles your pickle i guess
      Canadian Bunker Boyz - CoCaptain
      Rainstorm Cocker FS/FT
      [email protected]

        Comment

        • Bartleby
          Purple People Eater
          • Sep 2001
          • 803
          #3
          that's funny rooster, i was thinking that same exact thing. i guess you and i are just the type of guys that require repair of our toys. i love fixing things, when i was 6 i fixed my dad's broken radio and i've loved to fix stuff ever since.
          "To serve to strive and not to yield"
          --------------------------------------
          I AM THE PURPLE PEOPLE EATER!

            Comment

            • Predater
              RT all the way!
              • Jan 2002
              • 738
              #4
              Buy a Cocker. you can tinker with it all the time.
              Sorry for the spelling. Im still working on it.

                Comment

                • Blazingace
                  • Jun 2026
                  #5
                  Stupid reliable gun

                  I know you are not supposed to take it apart all the time, but I can't help it. I disasemble it and oil and grease it and it just keeps going. I keep looking for something to fix but I can't find anything. This has led me to slip into insanity. I just sent out a bunch of money orders today. I have another Minimag on the way, a superbolt and a Retro valve. I figure that if I have a bunch of guns that I will eventually have something to fix THEY CAN'T ALL BE PERFECT !!!!!!!!!

                    Comment

                    • Predater
                      RT all the way!
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 738
                      #6
                      Re: Stupid reliable gun

                      Originally posted by Blazingace
                      THEY CAN'T ALL BE PERFECT !!!!!!!!!
                      dont bet on it. you mingt get to work on it once then itll work forever with vertually no mantinance.
                      Sorry for the spelling. Im still working on it.

                        Comment

                        • pip_999
                          Canadian Bunker Boyz
                          • Sep 2001
                          • 768
                          #7
                          Re: Stupid reliable gun

                          Originally posted by Blazingace
                          THEY CAN'T ALL BE PERFECT !!!!!!!!!
                          dont say that outloud

                          and you forgot to touch wood
                          Canadian Bunker Boyz - CoCaptain
                          Rainstorm Cocker FS/FT
                          [email protected]

                            Comment

                            • Panzerr
                              a stockaholic
                              • Sep 2001
                              • 683
                              #8
                              I know your pain. Whats even worse is when it doesn't break down in the middle of a tourny game, so you have to blame your poor performance on youself. Man, I hate that.
                              sixty-six.

                              Du bist, was du machst. Punkt.

                                Comment

                                • Blazingace
                                  • Jun 2026
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Panzerr
                                  Whats even worse is when it doesn't break down in the middle of a tourny game, so you have to blame your poor performance on youself.
                                  Amen, My brother!

                                    Comment

                                    Previous template Next
                                    Working...