"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

[MagNumPI]

Brass Eagle: The paint smells like maggots cause it is made from 100% pure maggot.

Brass Eagle: "Professional paintball equipment" everyone wants to be a pro.. we will sell more of this crap this way..

WGP: What else can we put on this thing to make it look cooler while still giving off more reliability.
WGP: We are better cause we have a moving thingy on our gun!

Kingman: I just put white-out on my spyder shutter, now it's a Blizzard Shutter Extreme 2k2
Kingman: Trust me , Java is a new "Hype" word that will sell more guns at higher prices.. Java Blizzard Shutter Extreme 2k2.. see doesn't it just flow?

AGD: YES YES our guns have stayed the same for god know how long.. hmmmm wonder why this is??

AGD: Who cares that you got new flashy pneumatics, know ones gonna see em while you fiddling with it.

WDP: The New MICROSOFT ANGEL XP..... uh no... "Your angel has just performed an illegal operation and will now shut down.."

SP: "I bet you you can't make an ugly gun." SP tech:"OH YEAH, YOUR ON!"

[Cliffio]

Average AO Member-"I Brag On Mags And Diss Everything Else Even Tho I Havnt Shot It"

Average AO member-"I Love Camo"

dorks, just figured if you all can flame my gun i can flame you, hope you like apples, '
cause im TALKIN ABOUT YOU! how you like them apples

hehe, all in good fun
just realize some people are gonna take offence, but also when you mess with peoples guns alot of times they dont like it

just keep that in mind
your not unflameable

see i just made up a word too!

[MagNumPI]

Most of us have (i have) owned or played with every gun I mentioned.. and in the end I stuck with mag..

You do have a point , flame and you will be burnt..


but we don't need to fight.. cause it's wrong and thats not what paintball is now is it!!


Go grab your marker and play , reguardless of what it is!

[Cliffio]

im not flaming anyone, i just think that some of these people will take offence, even tho they can dish it out, they just cant take it, either way im jsut havin fun, and i dont mean anything by it, but im sure i will get flamed, Oh well:)

im glad you see my point tho, i am sure other will too

later
Cliff

[845]

PMI: "Striving towards the future with the first paintball gun that doubles as a frag grenade"

[AngelBoy]

One of the best has been: Dye - stupid freak system....

and WDP - Sex sells!

HAHAHA

WGP - Ya see, that thing that pops back isnt a bolt either, its a hand that spanks the elf and makes it jump...

WGP - Well, no, it doesnt do anything... NO, its not an elf cage!

WDP - We don't make LEDs anymore, because we cant live without a thermomiter

[Cliffio]

Kingman-"Em1, The best thing we could think of"

Spart Parts-"Who needs a nine volt?"

Avalanche "Hey We've Got Rocky"

Smart Parts- "Hey, we make a cocker too"

Slam Ball "who needs game with balls like these"

[ZeezNutz]

aci: "takes less tools then a mag just bang the f4 against a tree a few times and everything will instantly work perfectly"


sad thing is it acctually worked for a friend of mine. never had a problem with it since

[Cliffio]

Tribal "Just Try And Find Us"

Tippmann "Built For A Scope"

[boggerman]

WGP:"By the time you finish upgrading your marker, you can make a backup from all the spare parts. That's good, 'cause you're gonna need it!"

[Cliffio]

AGD "Because everyone need a good blender"
JT "Because Chromeplusion Looks Good On Anything"

[Cliffio]

FreeFlow "Hey Goats work just as well"

[ZeezNutz]

ahahaha

[Drizit]

Matrix: and you thought a Shocker could use gas.

Flatline: the only way to shoot farther (except elves that is)

[Stinger]

bruizer-believe me, its not just the gun that sucks
shocker-NO THERE AREN'T SHOES INSIDE
wdp-you can so buy skill
wgp-our guns disasemble for you