Newbie problems

[BTAutoMag]

I was "tweaking" my gun today to make sure it is in perfect condition tommorow when i play it it was all going good. i had about 200 balls ing my hopper and warp. and i was fine tuning the regulator and the fps and all that stuff. a guy from my school (freshman and the biggest newbie youll ever see) walks up when i was test firing. i was pulling about 4 or 5 bps just till i got it working in top shape and we were talking at the same time. i felt that it was at a good point so i let out a stream of balls around 10 - 12 bps and his jaw dropped and he said "Holy Edited Dude!" then he started going on about how amazing i was and how cool my gun was. he asked to fire it... i didnt see a problem with it so i turned off the warp (i pay for my balls i dont know about you) and had him the gun. he pulls the trigger maybe 3 times and DROPS MY MAG!!!!! then he picks it up and says "oops" and wipes off some of the mud. then he keeps firing!!!!! mud chunks are flying out of the barrel and then i hear this loud pop and it starts leaking down the barrel. he says "wow, your gun sux. get a tippmann 98 model. they never break and i can shoot faster then on mine then i can on yours" and walks away. Im standing there in awe of what just happened. co2 is still leaking out of my barrel, he smashed the warp tube with balls still in it so now i have to clean it and replace the hose, replace the busted orings in the valve, and kick his butt the next time i play him.

[pip_999]

*stands in awe*
permision to kick his a$$: GRANTED

[BTAutoMag]

oh dont worry im going to lay the smack down...
then reload and do it again

[Clare]

wow, I would have beat him senseless...well not really
But I sure would be p.o'ed

[pip_999]

lol

or physical works

remember that seinfeld episode
"hey kramer can i barrow your baseball bat"
"sure, need a glove?"
".......no"

lol

funny stuff

[boss_automager]

Hey you changed your sig pip!Bt had this happened to me I would have ran him down and pimp slapped him MANY times.Your reaction to what he did was kind of strange(you didn't kill him!)

[pip_999]

yuea

yea i shore did
i got a couple of pms
bout my previous one
it was exceding the size by 6x's as much
LOL

[InfinatyBPS]

Seems like a good idea for one of the stickball movies...

[BTAutoMag]

well i was in awe i couldnt run, breath or beat him down. i guess i could compare it too seeing a bunny crossing the street then a car running over it. you dont run over to it but you dont keep walking you just stand there trying to figure out in your mind what just happened even though you already know...

does that make sense?

[liigod]

Shoot him. I always say NEVER EVER shoot at someone who isnt playing, fully prepared, and properly protected. Also never anywhere where people arent suspecting paintballign to be hapening. But you NEEED to shoot him. Dropping yer gun. Then insulting someonelses baby. GAR. Find where he plays and shoot him. Actually, i dont like stupid revenge, but people like that only learn from it. TAke his model 98 asuming he has one, and drop it, and then say it sucks.

[pip_999]

lol

dude he didnt shoot at anyone who wasnt prepared
he simply dropped his gun
and droppin his m98 wont do much
those things are made with streangth (not sayiing mags arent)

but you can drop it off the empire state building and it will stil work good (i know i exagerate, but you get the point)

[MrMag]

do what i do when someones pisses me off. when u tag em next time, or someone else does, wait for him to get up and tag him in the back a few times

[pip_999]

lol

thats kinda cheap though
but whatever tickles your pickle i guess

[veritas]

Great Googley Moogley Nobody drops a mag and gets away with it...

[Quiet]

I'm stunned

Think I'd be playing a one on one round with him
He can have his timmy, I'd use my fists.

Nobody touches my mag unless they promise to treat it like a new born baby. When it comes down to it I even think of it as my baby