****Shields UP!!!!*****

[AGD]

AO,

We now have the Federation Army commanded by Kirk himself planning an attack on the mother ship AO. DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THEM!! We have Warp Feed they have Warp Drive, we have RPS they have POS (Phasers On Stun), we have paintball strategy they have played every battlefield in the UNIVERSE. Trekies by their very nature live and breathe technology so don't think they go down easy. It's going to be a rough road between now and August....

AGB (Air Gun Borg)

[Potatoboy]

since they're copying our threads for their members to read I jumped the gun and copied this for them.

[vf-xx]

Drone 1 of 666 online and waiting orders.

I still think we need 7 of 9 as our "federation advisor"

[FooTemps]

Um... what am I then??? I'm not even gonna participate in the Shatner scenario game...

[dansim]

that makes us tribbles foo =)

[lazyrider77]

it looks like we are abotu to go to ludacris speed, i think we've gone to plaid!

[BTAutoMag]

ill set my mag to stun and join the fight

[pip_999]

ok

this is what we do
we all unsespectingly walk up to them and make casual conversation
then when they are least expecting it

WHAM!!! THE OLD FORK IN THE EYE

[HoppysMag]

ok
this is what we do
we all unsespectingly walk up to them and make casual conversation
then when they are least expecting it

WHAM!!! THE OLD FORK IN THE EYE


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no hes on to something.... tom invite shatner and mancow to a dinner party a night before the big game... then when they are least expecting it

WHAM!!! THE OLD FORK IN THE EYE. how can they play paintball if they have no depth perception!

ok how do we guard against this most vile of enemys ..... TREKKIES!!!!. ( no offense any mag owning trekkies. As long as you are fighting on AGD side at the big game if you go)

[M-a-s-sDriver]

vf-xx :

I just need Seven-of-Nine, so prepare her and deliver her forth to me.
You know, for the common good of the collective and all.
Brent Jackson, PFB.

[zads27]

Re: ****Shields UP!!!!*****

Originally posted by AGD
we have RPS they have POS (Phasers On Stun)

I always thought what they have, POS (markers presumably), stood for something else.

[Mango]

One word:

PIE!

[FooTemps]

I know how to defend against trekkies! Spray shatner's blood over all your computer monitors tonite and they'll stay away! O wait, that doesn't work... lol... Why don't we just use our mags and paintgear to fend them off? That should work... Especially if you have a paintbrush!

[Cope]

Originally posted by bunkerhugger
Okay, here's the plan....
Wait until they take their laundry to the dry cleaners. Pretend to be them and pick up all the shirts except for the red ones. When they come to attack they'll be forced to wear red and we all know what happens to Red Shirts.

You all know what happens to red shirts,really? I thought people who knew these little details about Star Trek were "geeks"?

[FordPrefect]

Next offensive: Call all Trekkies Trekkors. Sometimes that gets them PISSED. And when they are mad, WHAM!!! THE OLD FORK IN THE EYE!


No, when they are mad, we find Shatner, and when he gets his POS(as Tom says ) out we get out little Enterprise models. When he shoots his POS(hehehe), we throw the Enterprise at him, and then he will start playing with it, and talking about the "good old days".


Last phase: If you see Shatner in Shatnerball, start playing music. He will not be able to resist singing the Priceline.com song.