You might be a redneck paintball player if:
Your paintball gun costs more than your car.
You've ever shot at road signs on the way to the field.
You've given your paintball gun a name.
Your 3 kids share 2 pairs of shoes, but You've got 4 barrels for your Cocker!
You have a Hi-Viz site on your fishing rod.
You've ever tried to drain the air in your tire to fill your air tank.
You've ever gotten in a fist fight over who has the better gun.
You use Amor-All to oil your paint gun.
Your team is sponsored by a beer company.
The foam in your gun case has a spot cut out for your can of dip!
You've ever tried to fill your air tank at a gas station air compressor.
Your paint gun and your wife are the same age!
You cut a hole in your mask so you wouldn't get tobacco spit on it.
Your children run barefoot at tournaments.
Your goggles are missing the lenses.
You have a speedball field in your frontyard.
You've stolen skids from a grocery store to build your speedball field.
You own a JT belt buckle...and wear it!
You've ever financed an air fill.
You have fewer teeth than paint guns.
Your only rule of dating is: "never bunker the chic on a first date!"
You think the "American Revolution" is the greatest hopper ever made!
You wrap Christmas gifts in old, empty paint cases.
Any part of your house is camouflaged.
You think interior design should include paintball splats.
Your idea of a chrono is shooting through pieces of cardboard!
You've got a tattoo of an AutoMag on your back.
You put more oil on your gun than in your car.
You think the term "fallen angel" means when somebody drops their gun!
You use an O-ring to hold your pony-tail.
You punish your kids by taking their Talons and saying I'll give ya 3 steps!
You went to a nursery store and asked for a drop forward cradle.
You have an autographed poster of "the Bruizer girl" (sorry Doug!)
You've ever had to spit out your chewing tobacco to yell, "I'm hit!"
You might be a redneck paintballer is brought to buy our friends at Riverside Premiere Paintball Park
You might be a redneck paintball player if: You might be a redneck paintball player if:
Your paintball gun costs more than your car.
You've ever shot at road signs on the way to the field.
You've given your paintball gun a name.
Your 3 kids share 2 pairs of shoes, but You've got 4 barrels for your Cocker!
You have a Hi-Viz site on your fishing rod.
You've ever tried to drain the air in your tire to fill your air tank.
You've ever gotten in a fist fight over who has the better gun.
You use Amor-All to oil your paint gun.
Your team is sponsored by a beer company.
The foam in your gun case has a spot cut out for your can of dip!
You've ever tried to fill your air tank at a gas station air compressor.
Your paint gun and your wife are the same age!
You cut a hole in your mask so you wouldn't get tobacco spit on it.
Your children run barefoot at tournaments.
Your goggles are missing the lenses.
You have a speedball field in your frontyard.
You've stolen skids from a grocery store to build your speedball field.
You own a JT belt buckle...and wear it!
You've ever financed an air fill.
You have fewer teeth than paint guns.
Your only rule of dating is: "never bunker the chic on a first date!"
You think the "American Revolution" is the greatest hopper ever made!
You wrap Christmas gifts in old, empty paint cases.
Any part of your house is camouflaged.
You think interior design should include paintball splats.
Your idea of a chrono is shooting through pieces of cardboard!
You've got a tattoo of an AutoMag on your back.
You put more oil on your gun than in your car.
You think the term "fallen angel" means when somebody drops their gun!
You use an O-ring to hold your pony-tail.
You punish your kids by taking their Talons and saying I'll give ya 3 steps!
You went to a nursery store and asked for a drop forward cradle.
You have an autographed poster of "the Bruizer girl" (sorry Doug!)
You've ever had to spit out your chewing tobacco to yell, "I'm hit!"
You might be a redneck paintballer is brought to buy our friends at Riverside Premiere Paintball Park
You might be a redneck paintball player if: You might be a redneck paintball player if:
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