How to take out shatner

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  • slayer
    Registered User
    • May 2001
    • 669

    #1

    How to take out shatner

    Everyone get in a big wedge, and charge at the center of the federation's ranks. That way the players shot on the outside will shield the inner ones. Then there can be 80 guns firing on shatner.

    Oh, and I am afraid of the spandex.
    Death smiles on us all. The only thing we can do is smile back.
  • Jonneh
    A nice fellow.
    • May 2001
    • 990

    #2
    Tell him you enjoyed Tekwar! he'll collapse with joy!

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    • RomulanAle
      Romulan Comander
      • Apr 2002
      • 77

      #3
      Originally posted by slayer
      Oh, and I am afraid of the spandex. [/B]
      You shouldn't be we have convinced him to come in his Birthday suite!



      PS. Because your not on Shatners team Be Afraid Be Verry Afraid!
      Last edited by RomulanAle; 05-20-2002, 05:40 PM.
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      • Timmee
        eBay addict
        • Apr 2002
        • 1770

        #4
        Originally posted by Jonneh
        Tell him you enjoyed Tekwar! he'll collapse with joy!
        Or, better yet, sonic warfare (play songs from his musical career, that'll take out their whole side. Granted, the AO team will have to wear sound suppresion, but it'll be worth it).

        My roomate already started burning a cd with his songs, It should be ready by Shatnerball.
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        • Goldie D Pimp
          Registered User
          • Dec 2001
          • 326

          #5
          Originally posted by Timmee



          My roomate already started burning a cd with his songs, It should be ready by Shatnerball.
          That's a SLOW burner! :)
          Thanks,
          Goldie
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          • the JoKeR
            Slightly disturbed member
            • Dec 2001
            • 565

            #6
            Originally posted by Goldie D Pimp


            That's a SLOW burner! :)
            He probably has to do a lot of reprogramming to make it work. I heard the last guy who tried to burn a CD of Shatner's songs got the error message:
            "Unable to find anything closely resembling music to copy. Please hit that disc with a hammer. Hard."
            I guess even PC's know quality?
            the JoKeR

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            • slayer
              Registered User
              • May 2001
              • 669

              #7
              We could put tribbles in their cases of paint?
              Death smiles on us all. The only thing we can do is smile back.

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              • Timmee
                eBay addict
                • Apr 2002
                • 1770

                #8
                Originally posted by Goldie D Pimp


                That's a SLOW burner! :)
                Ha Ha! I meant that he started collecting the songs to put on there. There are some VILE selections on that playlist.
                There are three kinds of people in the world: Those who can count, and those who can't.

                With understanding comes understanding.

                If the saying is true that we are what we eat, aren't we all just cannibals?

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                • Ultimator
                  ASsDddddddddddF
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 1389

                  #9
                  Heh don't make him collapse with joy he might break his hip.
                  The only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage.

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                  • thei3ug
                    Canicus
                    • Oct 2000
                    • 846

                    #10
                    honestly, i really hope he doesn't get on the field. I fear he might have a heart attack and damn paintball forever.
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                    • Fred
                      AO Zealot
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 2624

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Jonneh
                      Tell him you enjoyed Tekwar! he'll collapse with joy!
                      Not all of those were THAT bad...
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