paintball guns are like women.... (humor)

[demonguy8]

was bored and started thinking about it soo here goes....



Theres the
"talons".... cheap,easy,looks bad,utterly worthless, youll leave it after you realize what youve done = the easy girls from high school

"m98s".... loud, kinda butch, likes "it rough", likes outdoors, plain-ugly looking,= the girl thats just one of the guys

"autocockers".... the best thign ever one minute, the BANE of your existance the next, needs lots of accessories to look good, HIGH MAINTANANCE..= the average soon to be ex-girlfriend or woman with "monthly visitor" (im gonna get flamed for that one)

"angel lcd".... Great looks, Does just about everythign you could want it too and knows a bunch of really really impractacle things, costs a small fortune, but you'll still leave at the 1st sign of the NEXT BEST THING=hollywood actress

"egrip spyder".. Looks like a winner but...has "issues" that need to be worked out before its truly a good thing...THERES ALWAYS A CATCH = average loser turned hottie

"matrix".. rather plain looks... has this problem with rings: where if it doesnt get one when it wants one... its all over for you. NOT even GOD knows what the hell is going on on the inside of this one... = average commitment fiending woman

"Angel IR3"... Very beutiful but with 1 or 2 ODD features.. is EASILY smarter than you, Reshapes its own personality just to please you.... your average cutie smart girl stalker...

"lvl10 sfl emag"... rugged but slim... does what you want when you want it done, looks great and has the curves to back it up, femininly gentle but can still get the job done right, low maintenance= all around perfect girl =D

"tribal" ... everything you could have ever wanted (good looks, slim figure, easy to get along with).. Then without notice its gone... = the one that got away

this all in good fun (altho somehow we all know therell be a flame or 2) and if you can think of some of your own please add them....

[Jonno06]

LOL...

that was hilarious....especially the "monthly visitor" part.......


must have been pretty bored to come up those eh?

[cphilip]

Ok ladies!!!! Lets see a thread called "How paintball guns are like Men" now! I expect the words Unreliable, Vain, No good, Two Timing, Egotistical and Stubborn to be thrown about.

[Clare]

/me starts her devious plan

maybe later, I'm lazy!

[dio91]

Thats CLASSIC demon

[RT_Luver]

Re: paintball guns are like women.... (humor)

Originally posted by demonguy8
was bored and started thinking about it soo here goes....

"autocockers".... the best thign ever one minute, the BANE of your existance the next, needs lots of accessories to look good, HIGH MAINTANANCE..= the average soon to be ex-girlfriend or woman with "monthly visitor" (im gonna get flamed for that one)

TRU..you got it on the head

[PaInTbAlLeR476]

thats was a pretty good laugh

[manike]

Paintball guns are NOT like women...

paintball guns give more satisfaction when clean...




manike

[Mossman]

Originally posted by manike
Paintball guns are NOT like women...

paintball guns give more satisfaction when clean...




manike

lmao

[Yatta!]

lol, classic material!


Yatta!

[Krazy Ivan]

Whenever somebody asks me about my gun on the field, and why I don't shoot a 'cocker me and my friends look at them and say:
"Cocker's are like women, you tune them up, get them all pretty, spend tons of money on 'em, then 2 minutes later they break down because you don't love them enough.
The automag, it's a man, it will go through hell and back and still shoot the same as it started. It doesn't care if you shoot some other gun for a while, it knows you'll be back. It just knows."

[einhander619]

My RT: Built like a tank, but gorgeous as hell, is there for me when I need her, gives and doesn't ask much in return. If someone gives her crap, she beats the hell out of them.