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  • JJBrookshire
    Registered User
    • Oct 2000
    • 215

    #1

    Shatner Game Info

    I just found this on Warpig:

    Star Date: 062302 1157 Communique 2002-01

    Update for the Star Trek / Shatner event at CPX

    August 31st, 2002

    Just got back in from Chicago, after having a great meeting with Forest and Justin Brown of CPX, Tom Kaye of Airgun Designs, JJ Brookshire of SPPLAT, and the Captain himself, William Shatner. Everything went smoothly and the event is a "go" with a lot of interesting twists. The Captain is pumped up and ready to lead the Federation to a sound victory!

    The event will start on Wednesday and continue through Sunday, all included in the SPPLAT entry fee. Open play on all fields Wed./Thur./Fri. Actual event will be Saturday from around 9 a.m. till 5 p.m.; exact times TBA. Tank battle for the $1,000 will commence on Sunday.
    Paint will be $60 per case.

    The Federation command staff has been finalized: Field commanders are: Kerry "Viper" Rosenberry of Viper Enterprises; Mike "Blue" Hanse of EMR; Joe Stayback from Sherwood Forest and Thunderstruck fame; Kevin "Joker" Wilkes from Team Joint Fury, and Matthew Zeyn from the Doom Troopers will coordinate base security. Diane "Mother" Howe and Bobby "Darkman" Gogolin are Special Ops. I will be Shatner's XO.

    Each of the four Field Commanders & Base Security will have 200 troops. Four Squad Leaders need be assigned under each Field Commander. Squad Leaders need to: Be a paintball stud; be able to follow orders & improvise on the fly; handle a group of 50 players; be on the field for the entire game; lead from the front; have a decent trigger finger; have a stong desire to shoot hundreds of Borg and Klingon scum and have already signed up for the event (or do so now) on the Federation team.

    Five Medic positions need to be filled by very special folks willing to sacrifice. Contact Pacman for one of these five spots; I'll fill you in at that point.

    There should be many different movie-type celebrities showing up to play the game. Don't be surprised by whom you see at the event or find playing next to you during the game.

    Xtreme Trade Show: Big tent with 50 sponsors showing off their paintball wares. Will be open from Wednesday till Sunday, servicing all your paintball needs.

    Atomic Ordnance Grenades are the only approved grenade for the venue = Non-Staining!!!
    Semi-Auto only; 280 FPS! Leave the zips, turbos, full-autos at home. Select-fire lockouts & tourney caps a must; ie, caught shooting full-auto is a Highway 80 Violation (in simplest terms, a Highway 80 Violation is the major highway you will travel when leaving the event early for shooting full-auto!)

    A two-hour TV special: Shatner announced that a movie-style film crew will be on hand to record the entire game, which will be turned into a TV show! Free HI-8 and Digital 8 media will be available for all persons who wish to film the event, then drop off their media for inclusion in the movie. TV credit will be given! You still have to be a signed up as a player to video the event. All participants will be signing Model Releases

    Star Trek Convention @ Empress Casino: In conjunction with the event, there is planned a Star Trek Convention to be held at the Empress Casino across the river (just a couple of miles away). All Federation team players should buy their event paint before going to the casino/Star Trek convention. All Borg and Klingon players are urged to go to the casino before buying event paint.

    Parking / Shuttle Service: With 3,000 players, parking will be an issue day of the event. Three persons per car to park on-site; less than 3 and you will be routed to an outlying parking lot and shuttled to the field. Plan accordingly, folks. Car Pool!!!!

    My private meeting with Shatner was short and sweet. The information from the meeting was shared with the Federation field commanders and they will only share that information with signed up loyal troops. (Yeah we got the plan happening. It will suck to be Borg or Klingon)

    Signing up for one team and playing for another will result in your person being expelled/removed from the premises and loss of event jersey from the event with no-refunds. A Hwy 80 violation! (Sorry guys. You'll have to earn that commander elimination on Shatner; it will not be given to you; you won't be able to buy it!)

    And let's not forget: all profits from this event is to benefit the AHEAD WITH HORSES Charity!
    For more information or to sign up for this event, go to www.spplat.com

    This event is going to be the biggest ever held in paintball and will easily blow anything previous out of the water. Come be a part of paintball history in the making!

    Pacman
    Federation Executive Officer

    Pac's #1 Rule: Make sure the player you're shooting at is having as much fun as you are!
    J.J. Brookshire
    Director of Business Development
    National Paintball Supply, Inc.
  • Scooter/Cootie
    Registered User
    • Nov 2001
    • 989

    #2
    Re: Shatner Game Info

    Originally posted by JJBrookshire

    Star Trek Convention @ Empress Casino: In conjunction with the event, there is planned a Star Trek Convention to be held at the Empress Casino across the river (just a couple of miles away). All Federation team players should buy their event paint before going to the casino/Star Trek convention. All Borg and Klingon players are urged to go to the casino before buying event paint.

    /me shakes his head in utter agony


    Some Federation scum are going down!

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    • Load SM5
      Scruffy Administrator

      • Oct 2000
      • 6772

      #3
      Amen.....stinky redshirts


      Moorewatch

      If you read this, thank a teacher.
      If you read this in English, thank a soldier.

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      • JJBrookshire
        Registered User
        • Oct 2000
        • 215

        #4
        How do ya'll like the painting/poster?
        J.J. Brookshire
        Director of Business Development
        National Paintball Supply, Inc.

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        • Load SM5
          Scruffy Administrator

          • Oct 2000
          • 6772

          #5
          Very nice...

          Is Tom bowling?


          Moorewatch

          If you read this, thank a teacher.
          If you read this in English, thank a soldier.

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          • DiRTyBuNNy
            Registered User
            • Sep 2001
            • 4854

            #6
            yeah Load..he definitely looks like PBA material...(for those non bowling types...the Pro Bowlers Association..but telling you that pretty much killed the joke..oh well..)


            and BTW..who's the blonde? (Can i be the first to assimilate her?)
            Dirty Clothes for Dirty Ballers!

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            • RT_Luver
              Co-Official AO Penguin
              • Jan 2002
              • 1827

              #7
              I like the pic but one thing needs to be changed....it needs to be Toms face in the background not Shatners
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              • paintbattler
                Mags > Cockers
                • Nov 2001
                • 2754

                #8
                i like that picture....
                Someone took away my cool sig. *cough*mod*cough*

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                • magman007
                  I <3 my Penis
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 7579

                  #9
                  that is a cool picture, but tom either looks like he is bowling, or threw his back out, or better yet, threw his back out while bowling!



                  Originally posted by Tom in reffrence to a post saying he acted like my dad...
                  "That's right!
                  WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!"
                  ALL QUIT AND NO GO!!! Team Icky Forest-Shatnerball 2003!!!
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                  • DiRTyBuNNy
                    Registered User
                    • Sep 2001
                    • 4854

                    #10
                    duh..i just figured it out..she's a mancow cow...
                    Dirty Clothes for Dirty Ballers!

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                    • hitmanng
                      Slayer of Sacred Cows
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 1237

                      #11
                      I have played with Viper, Mother, Pacman, Bobby and Joe. You guys better get a serious plan, and know you are not playing against a lot of trekies. I personally know of about 100 experianced senario players that they have going with them.
                      This is going to so rock.
                      hitmanng

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                      • virus
                        AO's dirty little secret
                        • Oct 2000
                        • 1524

                        #12
                        well as long as the people under TK's imediate generals (ie squad leaders) have good head on their shoulders and we all do what we need to do we should be fine..... but this is eaiser said then done... i've seen how wrong things can go when noone listens....
                        Virus, King of the Basement Trollz has spoken

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                        • TooDamnSweet
                          Sweetest Member
                          • Apr 2002
                          • 1737

                          #13
                          My private meeting with Shatner was short and sweet. The information from the meeting was shared with the Federation field commanders and they will only share that information with signed up loyal troops. (Yeah we got the plan happening. It will suck to be Borg or Klingon)


                          Originally posted by Miscue
                          Romeo... bah! He's a pathetic fool who was lamely obsessed with the impressionable Juliet.

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                          • jim bergles
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 6

                            #14
                            First Amored unit to Check in.

                            The Paintball Tank the Freak I belive will be assimalated. I have not heard back yet be I have signed up to be Borg. It is a twin emag tank with a large resivoir capacity for balls. I will be their with bells on. I also have a Howitzer that the tank can tow along. Or it can be pushed. It takes a crew of 2 to run it. 3 to 4 to push it, depending on the terrain. I will be driving the tank. SO I will be looking for some Borg types to be cannon cockers. Fedration scum will only see the business end of it and the Klingons would not be able to figure it out.

                            Jimb, Paintball SAms, WI

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                            • demonguy8
                              Jobless and Poor.
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 501

                              #15
                              =D

                              I think I'm gonna have to go just to light up shatner and his trekkie fanatics in retaliation for the countless hours of what would otherwise be decent telivision had startrek not been invented......Well that and to get on TV


                              -on a side note anyone who bothers me with trekkie facts or uses klingon language(like comic guy from simpsons)gets bonus balled... BIGTIME...


                              count me (and my "Demon series" lvl 10 RTPro )unofficially in for the AO side...

                              *edit I'm joking about the bonus balling

                              *editx2... Emm is this a 24 hr thing or what?? neither splatt nor cpx's sight say?....
                              Last edited by demonguy8; 07-02-2002, 01:21 AM.
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