AGD your boxes suck. seriously.

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  • rhetor22
    Mag Lover (not that way)
    • Nov 2001
    • 1207

    #1

    AGD your boxes suck. seriously.

    The automag box:

    "automag 68" yay

    My friend just got a black dragun..

    the box was friggin sweet!!!

    I keep all my boxes to games.. to computer compenents. The 3dfx Voodoo series boxes looked sweet!!

    AGD, your boxes are horrible.

    hehehe


    My truck is louder than yours. A lot louder.

    Good Traders: JT2002, LawFox32, Gizmolax32
  • Jonneh
    A nice fellow.
    • May 2001
    • 990

    #2
    They're not plain! They're "Post Modern"

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    • synreal
      code monkey
      • Oct 2001
      • 1051

      #3
      they're not plain....they're post-wall-berlin-minimalistic


      AO Drops for sale

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      • liigod
        under god = under facism
        • Dec 2001
        • 795

        #4
        i keep all my boxes too for my computer componets. Not for games, since i getall of em free :0D
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        • Blazingace
          ENGINE OF DESTRUCTION
          • Apr 2002
          • 829

          #5
          It is what cocker owners call a "sleeper". It doesn't look like much on the outside, but what's inside is frighteningly powerful.

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          • kosmo
            KaPTaiN KeNNy
            • Dec 2000
            • 1642

            #6
            Honestly all I wanted when I bought my automag was a diamond studded platinum box. Something that would confuse the garbage men after I threw it away. All they get now is an anonymous white thing that they don't give a seconds thought before they burn it. That just is not good marketing. I mean think about it, garbage dominates our lives, and is the future of marketing. If AGD started it now, theyd be ahead of the game. Imagine driving down the highway across a bridge, and from 400 feet away you can spot that AGD box sitting there on top of the trash barge, just screaming BUY AGD PRODUCTS! Or riding your bike downtown when some guy with a pickup truck has some trash fly out of the back and it hits someones windshield and causes a massive accident. A truly dramatic box would draw more attention from the slack jawed gawkers than even the bloody remnants of what used to be the old jaywalking prostitute who is sandwhiched between a Honda and a dumpster. The dumpster, coincidentally, doesn't have an AGD box in it because a hobo already took it to spruce up his home. Good boxes might even solve a great deal of alcohol related deaths by persuading homeless people to buy automags rather than booze. Oh and if it had a built in fancy security system with flashing lights, not only would it be more attention grabbing, but those damned UPS guys would stop throwing it around like a hot potato filled with firecrackers. Anywhoo, I think I've made my point about why AGD should make flashy boxes.
            Kosmo For President '08, '12, '16... However long it takes

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            • TransMan
              Man Beast!!!
              • Apr 2002
              • 3152

              #7
              i wouldnt care if it game in a black garbage bag i just want the gun

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              • MikeCouves
                The Enemy
                • Aug 2001
                • 1877

                #8
                TransMan got his priorities straight! I didn't even get a box, I wish I did. I bought mine used and didn't even get the beloved box, so quit your whining .
                "If everything is under control your not moving fast enough."

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                • davidb
                  Understandable
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 555

                  #9
                  Kosmo I just want you to know that the time that went into that post was well appreciated. Best humor I've seen in a while.

                  Rhetor think of it this way: Other companies are compensating for something. My Spyder had a cool box, your Mag box had a cool gun. I'd be happy to trade if you think I got the better end of the deal.
                  And yes, I realize your post wasn't totally serious.
                  Your head asplode!

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                  • Nemesis
                    Registered User
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 18

                    #10
                    I want the plainest box i can find beacause all those newbies that see a good gun think that the player is the best. but when they see me with my piece o crap box they think oh he must not be that good then i would bunker them and they would be like what kind of gun is that and i would be like automag

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                    • rjvemt1
                      NITRO-BURNIN' HYPER-MAG
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 681

                      #11
                      fancy packaging hurts me in my wallet!!!!!
                      My friend just got a black dragun..
                      if you want a fancy box, put on your prettiest sun dress and go buy a dragun.if you want a gun that will be shootin in ten years then go get yourself that little white box, come on you know the one i'm talkin about, the one full of magic!

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                      • SprayingMango
                        i cant wait to blog this
                        • Feb 2002
                        • 4557

                        #12
                        Originally posted by rjvemt1
                        if you want a fancy box, put on your prettiest sun dress and go buy a dragun.
                        HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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                        • rhetor22
                          Mag Lover (not that way)
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 1207

                          #13
                          rjvernt:

                          I'm more into vinyl outfits.

                          whooooops that one slipped


                          I don't think that by making a fancy box that AGD quality would lessen.

                          kosmo i fully agree with you. If i saw a nasty kickass looking box on top of the garbage i would be like IF ITS IN THE GARBAGE ITS GOTTA BE GOOD!!!


                          My truck is louder than yours. A lot louder.

                          Good Traders: JT2002, LawFox32, Gizmolax32

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                          • Cliffio
                            No Sig's or Av's is Gay
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 4592

                            #14
                            angels come in nice boxes


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                            • BTAutoMag
                              AO's Problem Child
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 7199

                              #15
                              didnt we already have this talk and conclude that we dont care about the boxes. i think i said these words and i quote:

                              "i dont care if you send me it in a box with condems stamped all over it. i want the goodies inside. the box usualy doesnt survive the rush to the goodies."
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