i pity the fool

[CoFFeY[NiTrO]]

: hey
: you there?
CoFFeY 4 0 1: bacck
: hey, how much would it cost for a 3rd party with a guy sending me two guns and me sending some cash?
: i would need you to just air them up
CoFFeY 4 0 1: 30 for the 2 guns and 10 for the cash
: okay
CoFFeY 4 0 1: add another 10 to have them aired up
: hmm
: ok
: Whats your addy?
CoFFeY 4 0 1:
Jordan Coffey
890 Tartan Trail
: and if you need to ask him anything his aim name is
: ********
CoFFeY 4 0 1: Highland Village, tx 75077
: ok
: cool
: im exspecting a stock angel lcd
: and a stock 2k1 cocker
CoFFeY 4 0 1: niCe
CoFFeY 4 0 1: dude
: yea
CoFFeY 4 0 1: u hear the fantastic new
CoFFeY 4 0 1: s
: what?
CoFFeY 4 0 1: i might be getting a doodoo brown 200 dark angel
CoFFeY 4 0 1: angel
: nice
: very nice
CoFFeY 4 0 1: 2000*
CoFFeY 4 0 1: yeah
CoFFeY 4 0 1: ugraded
: also, im sending him $1250
CoFFeY 4 0 1: wow
: yea
CoFFeY 4 0 1: what year is the angel
: 2k2
CoFFeY 4 0 1: cool
CoFFeY 4 0 1: cnc?
: yea
: uhhh
: yea
: but...i have a request to make
CoFFeY 4 0 1: yeah?
CoFFeY 4 0 1: pics?
: when you get the guns
: can you not send the money?
: ill give you $600 of the 1200
CoFFeY 4 0 1: what?
: if you send me the cash and guns
: you can keep $600 of the money
CoFFeY 4 0 1: you mean rip this guy off?
: yea, but you get $600 of it
CoFFeY 4 0 1: hell now
CoFFeY 4 0 1: no
: hes not on AO or anything
CoFFeY 4 0 1: i dont care!
: comon, its $600
: you can get that angel of yours
CoFFeY 4 0 1: i dont care. I didnt make a business to rip people off i made it to not rip poeple off
CoFFeY 4 0 1: I'm not taking the easy way
: okay, ill give you $750
: its just one guy
CoFFeY 4 0 1: no
: comon, when i sell the angel i will give you half of that
CoFFeY 4 0 1: no
: and half of the cocker
CoFFeY 4 0 1: I DO NOT CARE ABOUT MONEY
: then whats the prob?
CoFFeY 4 0 1: i dont steal
: its not stealing
: im doing the stealing


I just do not see why someone would do that. And he wanted to use me to help steal.

[potti]

do you think you could give his name to mods or somthing so he doesn't rip anyone else off on AO.

[wyn1370]

You should put that in the classified section along with his username. Anyone who trys to pull that crap deserves a rep as a bad trader.

to him I say

[Curly]

Holy *EDIT* Just because you are in Berkley, doesn't mean the rules don't apply to you too Please refrain from using cursive language again. Army was that someone on AO? That is incredibly screwed up. I cant believe anyone would even propose that to you. I hope you contact the person they were buying from and tell them not to go through with the deal.

[CoFFeY[NiTrO]]

LUCKILY, this was a fellow AO member. It was also a set-up by him. He wanted to see if I would break under underthe "free $600." And to see how trustworhty I and my 3rd Party is. The particular AO member who did this was ttoad4000t.

[Scooter/Cootie]

[blackmag3]

so coffey what you are saying is he was just trying to see if you were honest or not right? he was not really trying to steal right? just curious cause to me it read a bit odd. and good for you for not going along with it if it was a real request to steal.

[marley618]

So he was just testing you, eh? Not a bad idea. Looks like you have a good 3rd party service.

[rhetor22]

Listen coffee,

can you do a 3rd party service on a huge shipment of illegaly transfered pigmy kangaroos i just bought from some dude?

I'll give you 30 of the 60 three foot penguins i'm supposed to send him, but heres the catch:

i'll give you 50 extra 15 toed fat footed geese for free if you fly over to his house and kick his *** while he's sleeping, then steal his blankets and take pictures.

let me know dude

[subbeh]

Can you recieve some illegal drugs for me and pay my drug dealer? I promise to call the cops on you...

[dio91]

mad props to you coffee

[ttoad4000t]

Sadly, one said yes....He isnt on AO, so he wont rip yall off....


Ttoad4000t: hey
: hey
Ttoad4000t: i gotta favor to ask
: yea?
Ttoad4000t: can you get an angel and a cocker, Through your 3rd party, then send them to me?
Ttoad4000t: and you get $750
: is this fake or real
Ttoad4000t: real
Ttoad4000t: would i screw around like this?
: okay, go over this again?
Ttoad4000t: You get the angel and cocker, and tell him you have the money from me, you send me the guns, and ill send you the $750, its a win-win situation
: ok ill do it


I dont want to give out the persons identity, but just watch out who you 3rd party with...

[Restola]

Am i the only one that wants the guy's name???

[Blennidae]

I'm with Restola on that one. Why go to the trouble of performing such a test if you aren't going to reveal the results. It doesn't matter if they aren't on AO or not, it matters they are OUT there.

Nice going Coffey, if I ever need 3rd party service, I know who to contact.

[ttoad4000t]

He lives up here in North Texas...Thats really all I know, someone told me about him...