Hey Borg, Please wear #'s <smacktalk>

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  • Darkstorm
    Texas Ranger
    • Aug 2002
    • 313

    #1

    Hey Borg, Please wear #'s <smacktalk>

    A special request, can all of you Borg wear those nice little number thingies like 2 of 57? Some of us have little bet going to make it more challenging, we are going to shoot you out in order.

    MUHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA

    Darkstorm
    "Never be afraid of players who don't play at night."
  • MagDog68
    A.K.A DoggieWang
    • May 2001
    • 1063

    #2
    Um...ha...hrumpf...ha.

    Good joke - I'm not sure if I laughed or if it was gas.

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    • Gambit1106
      A.K.A Gambit Wang
      • May 2001
      • 997

      #3
      And it begins....................
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      • manike
        INCEPTIONDESIGNS.COM

        • Jan 2001
        • 3820

        #4
        Re: Hey Borg, Please wear #'s <smacktalk>

        Originally posted by Darkstorm
        Some of us have little bet going to make it more challenging, we are going to shoot you out in order.
        To do that you'd have to be able to shoot us out...

        And that's going to be very hard to do from the dead box...

        You won't get to see the numbers, until you walk passed us dead, so what's the point?

        We will be wearing AO, just to rub it in as we go by.

        You will be wearing paint. Ours

        manike
        Inception Designs - My new company where Innovation is the Inspiration

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        • wyn1370
          ...--...
          • Feb 2001
          • 3821

          #5
          ok who wants to get some federation and klingon logo stickers to put on our hoppers, like they do on the side of fighter planes for number of enemies taken out?
          You are the Wormtongue of AO.~bofh

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          • manike
            INCEPTIONDESIGNS.COM

            • Jan 2001
            • 3820

            #6
            Originally posted by wyn1370
            ok who wants to get some federation and klingon logo stickers to put on our hoppers, like they do on the side of fighter planes for number of enemies taken out?
            Will we have enough space on the sides of our hoppers? Best buy a vl3000... and maybe make some for the tanks... and tourbus while at it

            manike
            Inception Designs - My new company where Innovation is the Inspiration

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            • wyn1370
              ...--...
              • Feb 2001
              • 3821

              #7
              well we could make them really small or just get tiny happy face stickers. But I have a feeling our markers would look like rainbows by the time it was over.
              You are the Wormtongue of AO.~bofh

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              • SprayingMango
                i cant wait to blog this
                • Feb 2002
                • 4557

                #8
                hahaha! that made me chuckle hahaha, good one! :)

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                • Mike Smith
                  Registered User
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 369

                  #9
                  Hi guys......

                  We Texans have been having a debate about this little game and what we will do after we righteously hose Mancow and barrel tag Kaye with a Mag (1992 version ).

                  The debate is about what to do for the next 7 1/2 hours after we accomplish our first objectives. That's where Darkstorm came up with the numbers idea. However, some of us want you to put your numbers on the front of your jerseys and some of us want them on your backs.

                  The front of the jersey would make the numerical elimination a bit of a challenge because as soon as you see us Texans, you'll be turning and running, thereby hiding your numbers, making it more difficult to send you to the hospital "by the numbers". We'd have to remember which number fled in which direction.

                  The back of the jersey people think it would be more sporting for us to sneak around behind you in order to numerically eliminate y'all. The front of the jersey people dismiss this as too easy. I'm old, and slow, and can't see very well, so I think on the back would be best (difficult for me to remember which number flew in which direction), but.....

                  We are about evenly divided on which location would be best, so we have decided to let y'all decide.

                  Which is it? Front or Back?

                  Is that a ditch behind me?

                  I'm old... I'm slow...
                  And I can't see very well...
                  Is this gun I borrowed any good?

                  {heh heh heh}

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                  • manike
                    INCEPTIONDESIGNS.COM

                    • Jan 2001
                    • 3820

                    #10
                    Numbers won't work... since after 10 you guys would run out of fingers to be able to count with...

                    Actually since you are from Texas you might be able to count to 12... I've heard there is some dodgy inbreeding over there...

                    And maybe 12 will be enough of a count since you won't shoot out anymore of us than that :)

                    manike
                    Inception Designs - My new company where Innovation is the Inspiration

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                    • Duke Henry
                      Team SYNDICATE
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 542

                      #11
                      Re: Re: Hey Borg, Please wear #'s <smacktalk>

                      Originally posted by manike


                      To do that you'd have to be able to shoot us out...

                      And that's going to be very hard to do from the dead box...

                      You won't get to see the numbers, until you walk passed us dead, so what's the point?

                      We will be wearing AO, just to rub it in as we go by.

                      You will be wearing paint. Ours

                      manike
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                      • FooTemps
                        HURRRR
                        • Sep 2001
                        • 6702

                        #12
                        Hmm... Maybe tom should develop a mass reflashing system so he can flash anyone's emag board on the borg team to full auto... now that would be evil...

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                        • vf-xx
                          Henchmen Inc.
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 3311

                          #13
                          Hey now manike some of us Texans aren't as stupid as others. It's just that the militant groups think that they're trekkies.

                          The REAL Texans know that TK's team is the place to lay some serious paint on trekkie wannabes.

                          Now if I could just make it up there and show em how its done. *stupid back*grumble*
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                          • EnderWigginPballin
                            Registered User
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 190

                            #14
                            Originally posted by FooTemps
                            Hmm... Maybe tom should develop a mass reflashing system so he can flash anyone's emag board on the borg team to full auto... now that would be evil...
                            lol..... just think of the paint.......


                            actually.... thinking of the Tippmann world Challenge...

                            can anyone say Automag World Challenge?? I think we'd be down on numbers though
                            I'm going through paintball withdrawal, I haven't been able to play since November 2003!

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                            • FutureMagOwner
                              Registered User
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 3354

                              #15
                              i had a cool idea. the borg should have to be hit by 3 different colors b4 being out. why? because the borg adapt to the different phaser thingies so should they adapt to the various paint colors?

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