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  • Sledgehammer
    trust me I'm a cop...
    • Aug 2001
    • 302
    #1

    Unbelievable!!!

    OK, here's the story:
    I sold my old Mag to a buddy when I got my Extreme.
    I've had that gun since '93, it always worked well and I kept it well maintained.

    We played in a tournament on 09/22. Now I want borrow that gun from him for my wife, since we want to play on Sunday. He can't come along (flying to the states), so I thought I could save the money for one rental. Justin is a nice guy, so he says, of course I can have it.

    I get the gun today And what do I see, when I take a closer look at the gun? It still has goo in it from the 22nd (The outside looked clean enough)...
    I disassemble and clean the marker - rust on the main spring...
    I have not managed to do that in 9 years...
    That's no way to treat a fine paintball gun...
    He in the military and should know how to take care of a gun...

    So Sledge is currently looking for something heavy, to smack him with... Any Ideas??? Preferably something that hurts...
    black Xtreme Emag
    LVL 10 inside, warp feed left setup
    green warp feed and green 12V Revvy with X-board (melted for warp hose)
    14" Freak kit
    Triggernomics blade trigger
    AGD flatline 4.5k 68cui with green tank cover
    green LED Display (thanks Have Blue)
    clear grips with custom sledgehammer logo (made by Load SM5)

    to do list:

    - Get Triggernomics custom milling
    - Get Custom Anno
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    • Load SM5
      Scruffy Administrator

      • Oct 2000
      • 6772
      #2
      How about a rusty mag valve? That'd really drive the point home.


      Moorewatch

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      If you read this in English, thank a soldier.

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        • vf-xx
          Henchmen Inc.
          • Nov 2001
          • 3311
          #3
          My personal favorite is a Lapco Bigshot SS.

          That's 11.5 in of steel smaking goodness.
          -- Feedback--

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            • cphilip
              Former Moderator

              • Jun 2026
              • 16216
              #4
              How about installing a WAS board in him so he can think!!!!


              AGD, where we are so good we can do it with only ONE tube!

              cphilip.com

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                • shartley
                  paintball player
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 9169
                  #5
                  Originally posted by cphilip
                  How about installing a WAS board in him so he can think!!!!
                  Bwahh ha ha!!!!

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                    • Load SM5
                      Scruffy Administrator

                      • Oct 2000
                      • 6772
                      #6
                      Yea!!!!!!

                      Good idea Phil! I would have thought of it except Simon has my Turborev board. Without it I seem to have gotten more stupider.



                      Ooohhh Shiney!


                      Moorewatch

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                      If you read this in English, thank a soldier.

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                        • LittMag
                          Litt Wang
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 872
                          #7
                          Hmm... well everyone's looking to do something with their hurricane valves... so get a bunch of them, throw them in a pillow case and there ya go!
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                            • Sledgehammer
                              trust me I'm a cop...
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 302
                              #8
                              ROFL, that's a lot of suggestions in a short time...

                              BTW, I like your idea cphilip!!!
                              black Xtreme Emag
                              LVL 10 inside, warp feed left setup
                              green warp feed and green 12V Revvy with X-board (melted for warp hose)
                              14" Freak kit
                              Triggernomics blade trigger
                              AGD flatline 4.5k 68cui with green tank cover
                              green LED Display (thanks Have Blue)
                              clear grips with custom sledgehammer logo (made by Load SM5)

                              to do list:

                              - Get Triggernomics custom milling
                              - Get Custom Anno

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                                • hardr0ck68
                                  I miss Tom
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 783
                                  #9
                                  im actually in favor of the hurricane valve in the pillow case method, i have one to donate. Infact we could make it the AO pillowcase and anytime some one post unfounded calims about a new wounder product (turbo rev) then the closest AO member picks up the case and ::thwack:: knock some sence in to them!!!
                                  Tom was the last of a now extinct breed, a breed of players who build a community, a breed of owners who gave to the sport never taking more than what they deserved. I hope to see you at the feild again some day....

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                                    • JEDI
                                      We beat pump players
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 1859
                                      #10
                                      I've got a really really cruel idea that will teach him a lesson... You can force him to use an original super bolt! Oooh now thats harsh! Or we can stone him with our surplus stock of old super bolts! They gotta be good for something.
                                      WE ARE DEADCELL, AND WE WILL RUN THROUGH YOU

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                                      "I'd trade my cocker for some steady pu**y"

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                                        • MrMag
                                          Dangeresque
                                          • Apr 2002
                                          • 1328
                                          #11
                                          WOOOOOOOO THERE!!! you can diss the turbo rev all ya want, but dont ya dare diss my was board, or i will install one on my brain and rain terror upon thee with complicated sentences. But really, the was board is great.
                                          Arggggh

                                          HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
                                          cold as ice

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                                            • sniper1rfa
                                              (Not a Wang Force member.)
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 1107
                                              #12
                                              hehehe...

                                              " If this board controlled any more than a paddle, it would kill you and everyone you love."

                                              oh yeah...
                                              ---> sniper1rfa... dodges 11.5 inch S/S lapco and slaps vf-xx around a bit with a large sailfish.
                                              "The Fine Print: Discontinue use if your eyeballs suddenly get way smaller."

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                                                • cphilip
                                                  Former Moderator

                                                  • Jun 2026
                                                  • 16216
                                                  #13
                                                  Why do I already feel sorry I ever brought the WAS board back up?


                                                  AGD, where we are so good we can do it with only ONE tube!

                                                  cphilip.com

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                                                    • personman
                                                      #14
                                                      Why dont you hit him with a sledgehammer?

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                                                        • FutureMagOwner
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                          • 3354
                                                          #15
                                                          mags are steel that should hurt

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