Ditka vs. Tom Kaye

[Scootyd]

Wow, I started with that question last night in ao chat. Sorry Tom but ditka won in a one on one speedball match. If it's any better though, load shot Tom and Ditka off the whistle.

[Rooster]

Ditka and TK in a NASCAR race, Ditka driving a NASCAR monte carlo and TK driving a bus.

It would be close, but I'm going to have to go with Tee-Kaye.

[deathstalker]

Originally posted by IAMJaws
That depends would Ditka bring "DAAAAAA Bears"

Ditka wouldn't need the Bears. It doesn't even matter what the competition is. Even God couldn't beat Ditka, so I don't know how anyone expects TK to win.

[Smitty2k1]

Ditka is a beast, but the years of humiliation on SNL (Saturday Night Live) Has made the poor, poor man, wither away to nothing...

[logamus]

its close but ditka 42 tk 17.

[Rooster]

Who would win if Ditka had Da X-mag and TK was the coach of Da Bears?

Fortunately the constraints of space and time prevent this from ever occuring as it surely would lead to the destruction of the universe as we know it, and thus could have no clear victor. However, it is unversally accepted that both TK and Ditka can exist outside of space/time, but Da X-mag and Da Bears can not.

[RamboPreacher]

okay - I looked him up since nobody would tell me. Actually my Xmag will be able to exist outside of space-time, because I plan on taking it with me to heaven if/when this body dies!

Oh and since I am not a fan of any kind of "sport" (unless you call paintball a sport - ehehehe), TK has advantage and therefore would win at any kind of event over the Bears-guy.

[lonsch]

Tom Kaye -17
Ditka 124

[Xerces]

who could stop them if mike and tom were on the same team?

[logamus]

Originally posted by Xerces
who could stop them if mike and tom were on the same team?

this sir is "the unstoppable force".

[serialZer0]

this is who......



gary coleman, david hasselhoff, and KITT...... thats unstoppable my friends..

[WhyIsItUpsideDown?]

not to mention the mexican cowboy and the guy with the awesome ladder skills in the back ground

[Pile & A Half]

This isn't even close to being fair...
Tom standing on one leg eating pie and throwing paintballs. Now that my friends would be closer...still Tom would win...unless a gust of wind happend to catch him on his bad side and knock him over. Then it would be down right gore.

[Shaft]

Ditka...

1,485,623 to 0.

Then Hallas would roll over in his grave, get out and beat the smack out of Ditka for not pulverizing TK by at least 3 times that.

Really... TK couldn't even lead a team to beat Shatner. He's nowhere near ready to face Ditka.

[TigerMan]

Is it big Ditka or mini Ditka? Either way, it's Ditka. Big Ditka it's a blow out, mini ditka it's close. This brings back all the good memories of those older SNL Bear skits.