Great quote

[Ejp414]

Originally posted by SyntaxError


The '03 shocker is closed bolt buddy, an Angel is open bolt. Not to mention the fact that they look nothing alike, but you know

He's talking about the new shockers, not the shoeboxes...

[BTAutoMag]

Originally posted by Ejp414


He's talking about the new shockers, not the shoeboxes...

you mean the brick?

[Evil Bob]

First game of the day, I tear up the left tape, take out mid left and the left corner, two guys who never saw me... hunker down in at the 50 and scope the field. Jump up and run to the corner and take a sharp right, shoot out the mid and the far right corner, turn and head toward the middle and clean out the remaining front line.

"Dude, you're shooting darts, you gotta have something with a closed bolt to be that accurate."
"It's an E-Mag with an old school Jacko Infinity barrel."
"I could have sworn you were using a cocker, now I know you were just lucky."

Do pretty much the same thing in game 2 except this time on the right tape.

"There is definitely something freaky going on with that gun of yours, I never see you coming."
(smile)

Game 3, I break out to the middle and grab the flag and hole up for a second to catch my breath and scope out what the other guys are doing. My back right is trading balls with someone on the 50 on the right tape, all of 15 yards from me. I tuck in tight and take a peek, I can see a foot hanging out the back side of the the bunker my back guy is shooting at, I line up my shot and paint the poor guy's ankle with 3 rounds. After we finish the game he comes over looking for the "sniper".

"You did me ugly, what kind of angel you shooting?"
"It's an E-Mag."
"You're joking right? No one uses mags anymore, they're dionsaurs."
His friend from game 1 and 2 comes up and says "I told you he's shooting an automag."
"I got rid of my two angels for this."
"You're stupid."
"You lost."

-Evil Bob

[Cypres0099]

Wow Bob, you get the exact opposite reaction that I get about my emag... Silly people

I've got another one.

First tournament with my emag. After the second game of our team maxing the refs were talking to each other about my gun after the flag hang.

Ref 1: Man he's shooting fast.
Ref 2: Yeah, he's got an Emag in that hybrid mode.
Me : Actaully it's not in hybrid mode, if it was it would be a lot faster...

Later on...

Ref 2: Let me see that thing....sweet

[Evil Bob]

Playing in a rec game with my younger brother's old school high rise RT with HALO A (hadn't sent it in yet for the B conversion) that I had just installed LVL 10 into which sweet spotted like never before...

Ref: "Bob, you need to turn off full auto, you're scaring the newbies. You're E-Mag is running away from you today."
Me: "Hang on a sec, looking for the off switch."
Ref: "No prob, you know that FA is not allowed here for safty reasons."
Me: "I can't find it. Here, you try."

And I handed the RT to him and he just looked at me and laughed once he realized what I was shooting.

Later that same day with the same marker and another ref...

Ref: "You need to turn off full auto, you're shooting way too fast."
Me: "Hang on a sec..."

I hold the RT close to my face mask...

Me: "Full auto disable."

I shake the RT once more and say a little louder...

Me: "FULL AUTO DISABLE."

I shake it again and hit it one with the palm of my hand...

Me: "The damn thing won't cooperate, here you try."

And I hand it to the ref, who just looks at me and laughs and hands it back.

-Evil Bob

[SyntaxError]

Originally posted by Ejp414


He's talking about the new shockers, not the shoeboxes...

Yeah I know, tell me the '03 shocker looks like an Angel! It looks more like an X-Mag than anything else. The Nerve however looks sort of Angel like.

[SirOssis]

ok time to chime in heres the backdrop. couple good quotes in this story. 3-man novice at CountryClub. We were gonna go as a practice(no troph's or prizes) or help out if they needed. Some miscommunication about whether or not we were gonna do it so I show up and am the only one there. Pay entry and a case and get set up. Captain's meeting is called and still only one there. By this time kids from the other teamsare coming up to me and asking if I'm the guy thats playing alone. I said 'ya it looks that way for now' then they'd go away snickering. Now I gotta start the mind games, next kid comes up...

kid: you the one playing alone?
me: yup
kid to friend: I hope you play you then
me: you do? *placing hand on his shoulder and turning him to the fun facts board* you see that entry 2nd from bottom, well thats me.
kid: ummm *checks the schedule and goes pale* #%@$ dude we gotta play him.... hey dad...

game comes up and everyone is watching.. minute 30 later game over with 3 kids in the box and a hang. Now I gotta really lay on the smack because my next game is against some guys that I know. I had them so worried that even though they won the coin toss, they took the hamster cage side of the field so I couldn't see what they were doing. Well before next game a teammate shows up and as he's getting dressed a kid comes upto him ang...

kid: you playing with that guy?
TM: yup
kid: you as good as he is?
TM: you kidding? I'm better than he is
kid: you're my hero then

[Brak]

my friend and i are called the 2 best kids that play in our "group" and what we ALWAYS hear is: "they cant be on the same team its not fair!!" so we make it 3 on 5, and we get a first-timer. we whoop them from a nice camping spot, and im hearing them squabble amongst eachother "i tolf you it wasnt fair!!"

and you can never forget the old "i was about to take you out" and the "i wish i had your luck"

[Dern]

hehe, okay this isn't so much a quote but a story but its fitting enough anyways


Alright, i'm at Weekend Warriors NW in Oregon, and almost nobody was there that day, it was me, my friend, a fat kid, and 2 other friends and their uncle (who was pretty good).

We are playing on their better air field, and i take left tape and advance to about the middle of the field, and my teammates are in the middle back and right tape. Anyway, uncle guy on my team (middle back) shot the tubby kid out pretty fast who later says the usual "I was going to bunker you but I was shot out" thing. So the 3 of us on my team concentrate on the other two, and the farthest back guy runs over to the same bunker as his teammate who was on the right tape like 1/4 of the field from their end. I knew that he was experienced enough that he normally wouldn't go to the same bunker, and there is a reason why he did, but that comes later. Anyway, then all fire is concentrated on this one bunker, I think it was the house (pentagon thing) or a wedge. I move aroud my bunker a bit so I can get a good enough angle on one of them and i see someone's leg stickin out... so I shoot at it and get 3 nice big splots of yellow paint on it, but no one goes out. I yell over and say "hey, yer out, I got you three times," or something like that, and ref does paint check and doesn't call anyone out. Then my better teammate runs over and bunkers both guys. So its game over, I walk over there but before I get there i see both of the guys stand up and move around a bit, and the leg is still sitting there...

Turns out that one kid had a prosthetic leg!!! I laughed so hard, he couldn't feel the hits so he didn't know and the dirt/dust had covered the paint spots up cuz it rolled over into the dirt. The leg had fallen out on the dash to the bunker in the start but since he was under fire he couldn't get it back on, and so his friend had to come to his rescue! but then they both were trapped and tightly squeezed so they gave up trying to put it back on... Simpily hilarious game of paintball...

[einhander619]

Props for a fellow portlander, Dern! Last summer when I had my RT, kids asked if it was full auto, and someone asked me what government facility I stole it from. I said it was a little present from the guys at DARPA! I was playing at Jungle Island in socal this summer for the first time in like 4 years, and I was all worried that since everyone is all about timmies and angels down there I would get crap for shooting something five years old. Well, everyone wanted to shoot it! I love socal. Hey Jack_Dubious, that trench field wouldn't happen to be at Jungle, would it? I love that field, I always sprinted for the 75!

[Jack_Dubious]

Originally posted by einhander619
Hey Jack_Dubious, that trench field wouldn't happen to be at Jungle, would it? I love that field, I always sprinted for the 75!

No it was at SC Village. But I plan to play at Jungle Island next...

JDub

[Wheelman]

One of the fields I play at I think to play there you have to own a tippman unless you know what you're doing. I used to bring my old mag there and have some of the typical questions asked. I am also the type that loves to mess with heads

kid: Wow that's nice, what kind of angel is that?
me: It was a prototype for the IR2, but Airgun Designs sued WDP because the design was copywrited
kid: Cool, but what's Airgun Designs?

I had some guy ask me when I was using my cocker (I'm not kidding, the guy had never seen a cocker)

kid: is that an Angel
me: yup. (then I walk away)

It's also fun when you show up for a walk-on with a bunch of noobs, after taking all you gear out. they look at you like your some paint slingin' god, chances are there all gonna be like "I want him on my team!" just get out there and do horrible (only fire 6 or 7 balls in the game (at the cieling), get eliminated fast doing something stupid (like stopping to tie your shoe at the 50, or making a sand castle) eventually they will treat you like the fat kid on the playground, this is when you start really playing.