its quite sad :(

[EsPo]

ive never bunkered anyone...ever.

[yeahthatsme]

would you stop complaining!!! i have heard more whining out of you in my time here then i have heard from any other single person!!! get over it!!!

[WhyIsItUpsideDown?]

Then bunker somebody. Problem solved.

[EsPo]

<---- not good enough to bunker!

Originally posted by yeahthatsme
would you stop complaining!!! i have heard more whining out of you in my time here then i have heard from any other single person!!! get over it!!!

well... i would but.. im so horrible its unbelievable!!!..

[JEDI]

Allow me to be a little more simpathetic. Buck up little camper. It'll happen. There was a time when I could say the same thing. But then I showed those Black Cell guys the wrath of my Emag! Whoa! Whoa! Just a joke!

Honestly though, it will happen. You've probably had the chance, but just didn't recognize it. Start out by just going for it. I always consider it a bunker even if some one else hits me AFTERWARDS. Sooner or later you'll be making clean runs, and marking people left and right. Good luck! GET SOME!!!

[Derman2k]

I've never bunkered anyone...But i've only played speedball at a field once...

[SyntaxError]

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! BAHAHAHA!!!

ok, now that my laughing fit is over, I can understand your predicament. Well, I wasn't always the mad, game breaking, bunkering fool I am today, but once a lowly tadpole like yourself. Well, my sensei (AKA Team Prozac's captain Dave Araki) decided to bunker my sorry behind during a practice one day. Well I disliked this, and in my next game, I bunkered him! I was as the lotus flower in the wind, with the stealth of the chinese herbal tea bag, and the cunning of a fortune cookie...

And that was my first bunker move, and the rest, as they say, is history!

Well now that my pseudo-zen ramblings are finished, all you have to do is DON'T be like the frog in the pond, the frog does not seek the fly, the fly comes to him. Be a Bad*** fly and go tearing like a bat outta hell downfield and bunker somebody!


So that solves your bunkering problem, now on to your friends/hot girls/sucking at life problems

just kiddin man

[�.C.]

yeahthatsme - could you be anymore mean? If you don't like his whining then ignore it! In my opinion I think Espo is a funny guy

[EsPo]

why thank you BC...


believe me ive been bunkered my share of times....yeah...


also, i get lots of kills, just no bunkers...i guess i dont have enough balls

[Derman2k]

Hehe...I've got the cojones just not enough time playing speeball...What do i do after i run by and shoot the guy? just hop into his bunker or go to a different one? I really liked speedball when i did play and i'm hoping to play alot more speedball than woods...

[WhyIsItUpsideDown?]

Just play front alot, look at the lanes, grow some balls and do it. You will know when the time comes.

[Bulldog]

What do i do after i run by and shoot the guy?

Usually I take cover or keep running past him to a safe spot. Chances are he'll shoot at you even after you shoot him.

[WARPED1]

I've never BEEN bunkered,ever.

[Me]

I've had a few good bunkers. my first one was a doubble, and my best, cuz it was the person I bought my angel from. it was kinda ironic that he got bunkered with his old gun

[EsPo]

Originally posted by WARPED1
I've never BEEN bunkered,ever.

lier.... thats not possible.. everyone i know has been bunkered... me especially.