First i would like to quote the article for you from February 2003 Stuff Magazine, Page 68 in a review labeled "Cupid Killers"
Word for word quote incoming here
"ORR-ACLE AUTOCOCKER $1,100. Handcrafted and tested by
Orr-acle before leaving the paint-splatterd factory, the Autococker is the pinnacle of simulated war technology. This paint-ball gun allows you to accurately shoot the sporting-goods salesman at nine rounds per second. Remember: Paintballs aren't bullets, but they can realy sting. So aim for the face!!" End quote.
I am personaly outraged. Does paintball need more bad press like this? Simulated war? Aim for the face? Implying that factory safety in paintball is less than it is in any other setting? Maybe i am over reacting but i have sat in my house for 3 days trying to figure out what to do about this.
I have composed a letter to the editor of Stuff Magazine and i will be sending it very soon. I believe that this article hurts the paintball industry, and the players by casting us in a poor light. If you feel as i do please write stuff and Maxim (parent magazine). Let them know that we, the paintball players, dont appreciate the bad press.
Thank you
Brandon
AKA
Lunchbox.
Word for word quote incoming here
"ORR-ACLE AUTOCOCKER $1,100. Handcrafted and tested by
Orr-acle before leaving the paint-splatterd factory, the Autococker is the pinnacle of simulated war technology. This paint-ball gun allows you to accurately shoot the sporting-goods salesman at nine rounds per second. Remember: Paintballs aren't bullets, but they can realy sting. So aim for the face!!" End quote.
I am personaly outraged. Does paintball need more bad press like this? Simulated war? Aim for the face? Implying that factory safety in paintball is less than it is in any other setting? Maybe i am over reacting but i have sat in my house for 3 days trying to figure out what to do about this.
I have composed a letter to the editor of Stuff Magazine and i will be sending it very soon. I believe that this article hurts the paintball industry, and the players by casting us in a poor light. If you feel as i do please write stuff and Maxim (parent magazine). Let them know that we, the paintball players, dont appreciate the bad press.
Thank you
Brandon
AKA
Lunchbox.
Orracles are WAY Faster than that






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