What would of you said in this situation....

[oldsoldier]

My reply; BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[oldsoldier]

*deep breath*

[oldsoldier]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Its not the gun little one; its the player. Oh, and LEARN ENGLISH!!! Course, I think after laughing at him, he would walk away. Boy, sometimes I can be immature...but I LOVE it when people try to intimidate with ghetto talk, or whatever its called.

[1stdeadeye]

Another

Yo yo yo I gotz mad skills boy! Why you sweatin me?
Wasssuuuuuppppp!

[Carbon]

Some cool responses, just makin sure this aint a gun-bashing thread... just a Get-yer-head-outta yer-butt-thread. In anycase the next time i see that kid im gonna call him Skillz. ANyway i shoulda told him:

"kiss my Converse, sho' nuff"

" Your lucky, i got no skillz, i suck at paintball"

"Yes, yes you do"

[CLeatus]

Re: What would of you said in this situation....

Originally posted by Carbon
A couple months ago there was an exchange of dialogue between a 12-14yr. old grommet/hotshot/rookie (you know the type)and my self at the local field.

ME: "thats a neat gun (electronic spyder),Its a spyder eh?"

HIM: Yeah its a lousy spyder, but im gonna either upgrade it, im gonna venturi bolt for it, a new barrel and some otehr stuff or im gonna get a Gen X3 Autococker and upgrade that.

Now, i had a hard time trying to keep a straight face when he said venturi bolt. I gave him the benefit of the doubt, thinking he does a paper route or some other source of extra income to spend. I look behind the kid and I see my buddy rolling his eyes and shaking his head. But nothing could of prepared me for what he is about to say.

ME, casualy: Well its none of my bussines dude, but the best upgrade is getting a case of paint, and upgrading your skills.

Him, with much bravado: I GOTZ SKILLZ!!

Now at his point i was about to wet my pants. But in the surge of the comedic situation i was in I couldnt come up with a witty Simpson-esque/subtle retort. I was literaly too busy trying to cover my mouth and laughter with my hand. I noticed my buddy doin the same xact thing. Anyway i guess you had to be there. I mean, i saw this weenie "play" He needs a gun upgrade like i need a hole in my head. The kid totaly missed the point.

So in closing what would you of said?

YOU: Well its none of my bussines dude, but i think the best upgrade is getting a case of paint, and upgrading your skills.

Him, with much bravado: I GOTZ SKILLZ!!

YOU: Is Mommy or Daddy gonna buy you that Cocker?

(Sorry, I'm sick of seeing 12 yr olds w/ mommy in there buyer a freakin Dye Autococker w/ some upgrades for $1500. Seen it too many times. )

[Chonky]

man i wish momy would would walk into agd and buy me a x-mag wouldnt care what 1 person said lol better then working my butt off for 1

[Hunter]

"hey kid, i am going to destroy your face! ahahahah " then punch him as hard as you can right in the face, until it smashed inward.

[boss_automager]

you shoouldve said"you should know im not who you think i am,im your momma"jk



lol hunter.thats just evil

[Brak]

MY SKILLZ ARE WAY MORE GOODER THAN YOUR SKILLZ SUCKA!!!!

[IAMJaws]

cool, let's go...

3 second warning...

gogogogogogogogogogogogo!!!!

click!! pop!! click!! pop!! (me using my Phantom 10 stock feed)

SPLAT!!! (like I have to explain)

SLASH 1 LEFT!!!!

'nuff said

I'd give the kid some advice... be a good sport.

[darklord]

Personally I would've just said "Good luck with that, buddy" or "I bet you do" and left it at that.