Tech crew questionaire

**magman007** · 03-03-2003, 03:57 PM

1. yes

2. hell yes

3. bout 20 or so, it really depends if thy are quality or not

4. hmmm.... cant really say.. lets just say really really far

5. Leatherman wave
- Chilean Corvo (curved knife for guttin people)
- Anything gerber
-agd super knife
- ginsu... i love the ginsu's

6. blue, its a custom products, its nice with its ball bearings and all

7.Geo caching, well thats the thing Rob does, its where you go find a site that some one has posted the co ordinates to, then once you find your treasure, if you decide to take it, you have to leve something of equal or lesser value. Its also how rob wrecked his truck!

8. Either or Pepsi will do fine

9. Sorry, cant say i do..

10. dial

11. no, but im willing to learn

12. yes, yes i do

13. strawberry, or the smores ones

14. Classic mag, Currently i cannot locate my number, its back home (USA)

15. A magelan something or other... its old, out dated etc...

16. Sparkliechick, RobAGD, Load sm5

17. ive beeten it, but olny after about 5 dollars in coins at the arcade

18. a. Are you sure about that?

b. thats uh.....*runs away*

c. nothing, but i am thirsty...

bonus question 1. sorry, i have to say i do not know

bonus 2. KAyle.. well does any one know what he "really does"?

ROB works at pevs fairfax paintball store, and enjoy's geocaching, and wallowing his life away in the chat room

ROD... cant say i know

BRAD. He works at a PB shop in texas, and is the creater of the SHO sniper

edited for spelling

**Duke Henry** · 03-03-2003, 04:01 PM

Re: Tech crew questionaire

1. Do you have facial hair?
Does back hair count? If yes, then yes to both!

2. Do you think farts are funny?
Depends on the type of fart. Some are more funny than others.

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
Before or after refunding?

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
I once insulted someone in chat, he was thousands of miles away, and didn't appreciate the pot shot.=

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
I could never narrow it down to 10, let alone 5.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Psychadelic

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
I don't understand GPS.

8. Coke or Pepsi?
It doesn't really matter when you shotgun 10 in a row. They still *result* in the same thing.

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
I am grubby enough without having to get anything to compliment myself...

10. Dial or digital calipers?
Digital, that way I can leave them turned on and kill more batteries.

11. Can you read a micrometer?
Yes, with my microglasses.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
Does my keg count?

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
Chocolate, dipped in Vodka.

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
I rummaged through TK's garbage back in the 80's. I don't think the sandwich had a serial number.

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
I don't trust GPS. Palm's either. iPAQ's either. It is all in the "vault".

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
I can't tell which are real, and which are figments of my imagination.

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
Sony sucks.

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man. (Thanks)
B. What's that smell? (Thanks)
C. What do I owe you? (Thanks)

Bonus Questions:
Bonus questions suck.

**manike** · 03-03-2003, 04:03 PM

LMFAO

Great stuff Brad.

**hitech** · 03-03-2003, 04:05 PM

1. Do you have facial hair?
Yes, doesn't everyone?
2. Do you think farts are funny?
Duh.
3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
Not very many.

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
About 200 yards with a pump pellet gun (no kidding)
5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
My gerber "leatherman" style tool and that oh so sharp skinning knife. What more do you need?
6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Yoyo, I got your yoyo...
7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
I financed my Geo.
8. Coke or Pepsi?
This one is going to kill me, coke....
9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
Nope.
10. Dial or digital calipers?
Dial.
11. Can you read a micrometer?
Yes, what's the big deal?
12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
It certainly hold more!
13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
Blue berry, but smores is gain fast
14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
Don't have the serial number handy, but it was the first run of the Micro CA
15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
I have a Palm IIIxe with the Rand McNally GPS until for it.
16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Capo, LoadSM5, Leapordhead
17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
Sorry, Unreal guy here. Did I tell you about my oldest son...
18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:

A. You da man.
You got that right.
B. What's that smell?
You smell something?
C. What do I owe you?
Beer.

**Load SM5** · 03-03-2003, 04:06 PM

Re: Tech crew questionaire

1. Do you have facial hair?
Occasionally although the shrub on my head more than makes up for it.

2. Do you think farts are funny?
Hilarious, especially the squeeky ones.

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
dozen or so

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
A 2"x4" chunk of boat anchor (not attached to boat) at around 100 yards with an AR-15 abot 6 years ago.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
WW2 Bayonet, Roman Spatha (ok that's a sword) My small tusty no-name lockblade, x-acto and steak knife (hmmmmm steak)

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
I'm between yo-yo's currently, I like silver or blue

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
It's geak speak for going number 2, too numerous to tell, once today already

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Pepsi

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
ummmmm that's probably none of your damn business

10. Dial or digital calipers?
dial

11. Can you read a micrometer?
nope, I prefer the comic section.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
no, but to be fair, my head is abnormally huge,

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
Frosted strawberry

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
classic mag, have no idea

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
The one that I paid extra for in my Toyota

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Sarah, Army.........Muzikman can be a little fishy sometimes.

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
never played it but currently looking for a new game

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
I am indeed

B. What's that smell?
Your upper lip

C. What do I owe you?
buck fiddy

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
classic feed

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
no idea, works at Pevs where he carves aluminum with a dremel, we have a Rod?

, no idea.

**sniper1rfa** · 03-03-2003, 04:09 PM

1. Do you have facial hair?

sorta, but it doesnt grow, it just stays there...

2. Do you think farts are funny?

indeed

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?

im weak, maybe 5.

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?

10 seconds, it was a big needle that doc had...

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.

scalpel and Case folding knives.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?

blue with green sides

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?

8. Coke or Pepsi?

depends, pepsi if im just casually drinking it, coke if im actually thirsty.

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?

no

10. Dial or digital calipers?

definately dial, but i would take even vernier over digital. i dont like them

11. Can you read a micrometer?

yep.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?

a 2 liter has more volume than my head.

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?

strawberry, no frosting

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?

classic mag, sn# CF38274

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?

guess and check

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".

Frymarker, omni, C_Mayhem

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?

beat it with the help of friends.

18.
A: damn right.
B: Next generation energy
C: how much you got?

Bonus:
1. Center Fire

**Kaiser Bob** · 03-03-2003, 04:15 PM

Re: Tech crew questionaire

1. Do you have facial hair? Yes.

2. Do you think farts are funny? Depends on severity, some go way beyond the realm of humor.

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting? 24 ish? Depends on quality and hotness

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise? not sure of the distance, but angling about 30 degrees up on a woods field

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
Ka-bar and my Shrade tool, thats all.

6. What color is your primary yoyo? Clear fireball, to replace my lost fuschia yomega

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged? Using GPS to find caches people leave and post on a website, then signing the log, adding/removing items, or just posting on a website that you found it. No caches

8. Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi Diet

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you? Yes. Grandfather

10. Dial or digital calipers? Digital

11. Can you read a micrometer? Ill get back to you on that...

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head? Have yet to find a cup that big in stores.

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor? Brown sugar cinnamon

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number? P/F 68 Automag forgot the number

15. What model of GPS do you use? n/a Palm device? Handspring visor deluxe (R.I.P)
16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure". Capoeria, Havoc Online, Magman007

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"? third to last.

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man. Yes, I know.

B. What's that smell? Whoops, damn that indian food is potent, weee!

C. What do I owe you? Your soul.

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for? Classic feed?

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
Rob works at pevs and is an IRC geek when he isnt geocaching or hiking, Brad works at paintball maxx, dont know Rod and have no clue what Kayle actually does

**jeffremiller** · 03-03-2003, 04:17 PM

those are fairly good... let's see:

1. Do you have facial hair?
Yes
2. Do you think farts are funny?
mostly... except in elevators
3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
about a dozen or so
4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
250m not a paintball.
5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
Gil Hibben anything...

6. It's multicolored. Wooden... none of that metal stuff.

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
hidden things with GPS coordinates... just getting started with that. None thus far but I need EASY GPS loaded first.
8. Pepsi... Diet pepsi
9. no
10. Dial or digital calipers? Dial
11. Can you read a micrometer? Yes
12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
Yes.. several
13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
I like the chocolate fudge ones...
14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number? it was a classic Don't remember the #
15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
Several palms... Garmin GPS V and a toshiba e740 Pocket PC
16. Capo, Load SM% and ***Name removed to protect the innocent *** But they know who they are
17.I work with computers... makes games rather worklike.
18.
A. You da man.
"Actually... I only work for da man"
B. What's that smell?
"It wasn't me"
C. What do I owe you?
"A sum to be determined at a later day."

Bonus Questions:
1. Classic Feed
2.Kayle is an electrician...and a bad influence. doesn't Brad work for Pev's? And Rob for PBMaxx?

__________________

**yeahthatsme** · 03-03-2003, 04:23 PM

1. Do you have facial hair?
no
2. Do you think farts are funny?
depends on the fart and who let it go
3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
how much soda comes with it?!?!?!?!
4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
no comment...
5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
i cant narrow it down past...oh i dunno.. the agd superknife is spiffy

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
if i could find it its orange
7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
dunno...
8. Coke or Pepsi?
if it has caffeine its fine by me
9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
umm....
10. Dial or digital calipers?
whatever....
11. Can you read a micrometer?
never even seen one..but i'm a fast learner
12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
i have a big head...i'm still searching for a cup large enough...
13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
strawberry
14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
retro mag 319
15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
dont have one yet..am looking for one though...
16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
the fryermarker, army, spongebobsquarepants
17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
dunno...
18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
damn skippy
B. What's that smell?
jon
C. What do I owe you?
how much you got?

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.

**nippinout** · 03-03-2003, 04:26 PM

1. Do you have facial hair?
When it grows out, I look dirty. Hobo dirty.

2. Do you think farts are funny?
Joke:

Q- Why do farts smell?

A- So deaf people can enjoy them too.

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?

33 in one sitting at Hooters. You have to eat a lot to stay a while. You go for the food, but stay for the scenery.

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?

hmm... Once got a tetanus shot that really hurt.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.

1)SOG Trident

2)SOG Seal Knife 2000
3)Miracle Blade III Perfection Series 'Rock n Chop'
4)Schrade Multi-tool
5)Generic bowie knife 'Silent Death'

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
red, haven't played with it in years

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
You fing stuff with GPS. Haven't done it.

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke... with Captain Morgan

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
eh?

10. Dial or digital calipers?
Dial. I can tick marks.

11. Can you read a micrometer?
If it's working.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
64 oz. cup from gas station named, "Kum n Go" Yes, Kum.

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
Smore

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
RT Pro. Still have to register it...

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
I use a compass instead of GPS and a pencil and paper for palm device.

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Female-Capo
Male-Tom
Aren't quite sure- me

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
Beat it, beat the second one too.

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man. "Please don't pat my butt."
B. What's that smell? "Sorry."
C. What do I owe you? "A smile and $5"

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Classic feed, eh?

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
Mostly girls. Mostly.

**joeyjoe367** · 03-03-2003, 04:27 PM

1. Do you have facial hair?
Since I was in 6th grade

2. Do you think farts are funny?
Depends on who it's commin' out of.

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
All of them.

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
I shot a rifle about 900 meters once. I confirmed that I shot, because the bullet wasn't in the casing anymore. Did I hit something? yeah, the ground.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
Rambo-survival knive, superknive, kabar, cutco, henkel

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Lost it while doing a "loop-the-loop" and it snapped the string sending it somewhere across the bus stop.

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
No.

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke. What does drugs have to do with a carbonated beverage anyway?

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
Yes, my mother gave it to me. (what's a grubby?)

10. Dial or digital calipers?
There's 2 kinds?

11. Can you read a micrometer?
no. it's too small.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
Yes... but I have a very small head, does that 'still count?

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
S'mores, but it would be bacon if they made that flavor.

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
Dunno.

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
I have a handspring visor. Do I use it? no.

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Capo, Potato boy and spongebobsquarepants

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
Beat it at gameworks.

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man. kthx
B. What's that smell? your upper lip.
C. What do I owe you? How much do you have in your wallet?

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Who cares?

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.

Motivational speakers living out of a van down by the river.

**BlackVCG** · 03-03-2003, 04:29 PM

Re: Tech crew questionaire

1. No facial hair. That's the one requirement you guys are never going to get me on.

2. Only when Kayle does it. Because if I don't laugh, he'll make me laugh.

3. What are hot wings?

4. 500 yds. M1-Garand.

5. Kershaw - My Kershaw Knife - All other Kershaw Knives - Any Kershaw Rob can't figure out how to open - Expensive Kershaws

6. I work on guns at the booth instead of playing with my yo-yo.

7. Look for tupperware containers in the forest. About 4-5.

8. Whatever is available. Just not Diet, because Tom will beat me up if I take the diet.

9. Yes I do. Rob gave it to me at IAO 2002.

10. Dial. Digital are for people that can't read Dial.

11. Yes.

12. No, I just take sips from Rob's when he isn't looking.

13. Pop Tarts are gross. Hotel Donuts are better.

14. MM12810

15. No GPS. Kayle and Rob take care of that.

16. Capoeria, KayleAGD, BradAGD when he has pigtails.

17. I don't play video games.

18. A) Yep.

B) Kayle.

C) Don't worry about it.

Bonus-

1. Even Tom doesn't know.

2. Kayle = Electrician, first and last guy to kiss BlackVCG

Rob = Uber-Geek, supposedly works at a paintball store and owner of the coolest Chevy Celebrity Wagon on the face of the earth.

Brad = Mr. U-Turn and Paintball Maxx employee/owner/customer that never leaves

**BradAGD** · 03-03-2003, 04:38 PM

Black,
That's Captain U-Turn to you.

Thanks for all the posts. We are looking it over and hope to make a decision someday in the future...

**Potatoboy** · 03-03-2003, 04:49 PM

Re: Tech crew questionaire

1. Do you have facial hair?
Why yes... Yes I do.
2. Do you think farts are funny?
Yep.
3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
approx 25.
4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
bad at estimating long distances... 100 ft?
5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
No preferences as long as they cut things.
6. What color is your primary yoyo?
I think I own a black yoyo, but i suck and don't know where it is.
7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
Caching is hunting for crap for the sole purpose of signing it and writing your name. 1.
8. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke.
9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
No

10. Dial or digital calipers?
Own Dial, like digital, haven't gotten one yet.
11. Can you read a micrometer?
Yep.
12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
Yes, Extreme Gulp
13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
frosted cherry
14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
RTP00170
15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
Use a friends Garmin, not sure of the model
16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Sarah, Muzikman, FooTemps
17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
I forget!
18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
B. What's that smell?
C. What do I owe you?
I've heard that somewhere before.
*sniff* What smell?
Your first and second born child, a gallon of BBQ sauce, and a bag of coals.... or nothing.

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Carbon Fiber?
2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
Electrician, Manager of Pev's Paintball, dunno, Manager(?) or Paintball Maxx

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