Tech crew questionaire

[cphilip]

Coke, but yes to all the rest...

[Muzikman]

Ok, first off, I saw this list when it was hand written on a napkin, and I got a little insight on some of the answers, so, I guess I'm out

1. Do you have facial hair?
-Yes

2. Do you think farts are funny?
-Yes, unless it's Wyn leaving them

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
-Dozen

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
-A squirrel at about 10ft (big poof of fur)

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
1 - Victorinox Swiss Army Champ
2 - Boker "Steller" Titanium Lockback
3 - Boker "Orion"
4 - Gerber "River Shorty"
5 - Un-named Butterfly
Plus numerous other styles and brings.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
-I still have a Green Duncan from when I was a kid, does that count?

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
-The searching for hidden caches (virtual or otherwise) with the aid of a GPS system. Only about 15 found, but have been doing it for over 2 years now.

8. Coke or Pepsi?
-Coke

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
-Nope, don't own one.

10. Dial or digital calipers?
-Dial - Cause that's what I have.

11. Can you read a micrometer?
-Yes sir, I can

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
-Yep, a giant Porter Cable thermal mug.

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
-Any, but has to be cold

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
-It was an Automag, don't know the serial number right now, but it was bought in 93.

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
-Garmin Etrex Summit, Garmin Etrex Vista and a Sony Clie and a Palm III (not used any more).

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
-Cphilip, FryMaker, LoadSM5

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
-Sorry, not a big one on games unless I am playing against someone I can yell at.

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
-No, you da man...

B. What's that smell?
-The bathroom after Thordic gets done in there (It's a Shatner thing, you wouldn't understand)

C. What do I owe you?
-No one owns me anything

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
-Who knows???

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.

-Kayle - Electrician for some company based out of Canada (Montreal)
-Rob - Works at one of the Pev's paintball stores
-Brad - Works at Paintball Maxx in Houston, TX (The REAL Paintball Maxx) and also the creator of the kick A$$ SHO.


Welp, that about does it

Edited for spelling.

[cphilip]

...this is a trick. No true tech would bother to answer all these questions. Mostly they just wanna know where the nearest titty bar is...

[banzaimf]

Re: Tech crew questionaire

1. Do you have facial hair?
I like to think so, but I'm asain and it's pretty sparse (but I got the german unibrow, how does that work)

2. Do you think farts are funny?
I laugh in the face of scattological humor

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
uhm, a bunch

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
250 yds, dead on bullseye

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
Knives? Why bother?

http://www.armour.com/2000/catalog/item034.html

http://www.darkwoodarmory.com/double3.htm

http://www.phoenixmetalcreations.com/bastard_swords.html

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Red, fireball

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
stashing crap according to gps coordinates and playing hide and seek with it. None

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke is better when you run out of ice

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?

10. Dial or digital calipers?
Digital

11. Can you read a micrometer?
Yes
12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
yes

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
strawberry

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
Minimag 1321, used it saturday. Still my favorite gun

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
Garmin Etrex, Ipaq 1910

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
gripgurl, agd, shartley, no man can nag that much can he?


17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
uhhhh, the train

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
as well your mom

B. What's that smell?
last nights taco

C. What do I owe you?
a whole lotta love (sung)

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Constant Feed?

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
Students and geeks?

[halB]

Re: Tech crew questionaire

1) no
2) only if they dont smell too bad
3) 20-30, no, i am not emphasizing
4) that tetanus shot
5) machete (fun for hacking), sabers, broadswords (always good for the upper body), rapiers, samurai swords (god i want one so bad) oh u mean lil knives?? whats the point of those?
6) red, my first one was pink... IT WAS A PARTY FAVOR
7)geocaching is finding things with gps trackers, havent got any (see 15)
8) coke, all other beverages are inferior
9)no
10) i should say dial, but digital is so much easier to read, no guessing when its slightly in between
11) who cant? (my first exp with a micrometer was a while ago where a field owner showed me the sizes of different paints )
12) steel tankard
13) poptarts suck
14) never owned one, im sorry
15) dont have one old handspring visor (8 mbytes grayscale was high end, ok it was mid end)
16) cap, AGD, cphillip im gonna get banned arent i?
17) beat that shiznittle bop, gameworks had a bug in the system, all shooting games were free, 5th place
18) damn straight
i think it was that french guy
well, i could say it, but then id be banned
1) centerfeed, everyone else guessed classic, so whatever. i know its wrong, but whatever
2) they have no life outside of automags.org

[Python14]

Re: Tech crew questionaire

1. Do you have facial hair?

From time to time.

2. Do you think farts are funny?

Painfully funny.

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one
setting?

A dozen. No more or else I'll get heartburn about the casba, no less or else I don't feel full.

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?

300 yards

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.

Gerber Gator, I don't need anything besides it.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?

Red and black

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
?

8. Coke or Pepsi?

COKE

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
?

10. Dial or digital calipers?

Dial. But I usually use digital because I have a habit of seeing things.

11. Can you read a micrometer?

Yes

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?

Yes, several

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?

Strawberry

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?

An AGD asa, it didnt have a serial number

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?

I don't get lost.

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".

Sarah is a girl.
Potatoboy is not.
I am all knowing, I'm never "aren't quite sure"...but I've always questioned lilsnowpixies sex

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?

I don't know. I only play Syphon Filter and Half-life these days

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man-Damn straight
B. What's that smell?-It's you
C. What do I owe you?-You're life and some of your breakfast

Bonus Questions:

1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?

Good question. Glad it was a bonus question.

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.

Make pinatas

[Havoc_online]

(the true tech would be able to work on more guns/warps through out a 3day event than Kayle and Brad put together ) (PLUS sell a bunch of stuff:o )

[wimag]

1. Do you have facial hair?
nope, firedepartment wont allow it

2. Do you think farts are funny?
of course, the worse the funnier

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
dont worry you can have my share tubby.

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
Three feet

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
leatherman, buck. Ginsu, exacto.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
when it gets dug out of the dump from when i was 5 i will edit and let you know

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i can skip a stone on water multiple times

8. Coke or Pepsi?
with rum either of em will work

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
Did i tell you about my stone skipping accomplishments

10. Dial or digital calipers?
Dial
11. Can you read a micrometer?
of course

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
duh
13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
strawberry, fudge is close second

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
powerfed. cant recall

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
dont need no stinkin GPS. I use a little notepad with spirals if i cant remember their number they are not worth calling. same for appointments

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Frymaker / BlackVCG / Shartley

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
uhhhhh, the seizures the seizures
18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:

A. You da man.
(f-ing A dude)
B. What's that smell?
Point to someone else
C. What do I owe you?
Depends on gender but a subtle look at the crotch works for me.

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Classic Feed
2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
Who are these people you speak of.

[wyn1370]

I think I'm automatically disqualified from this one
besides I'd rather sit around and harass the real ones anyway.

and just for the record I don't smell THAT bad, I just make an effort to around you guys

[Creative Mayhem]

Originally posted by wyn1370
I think I'm automatically disqualified from this one
besides I'd rather sit around and harass the real ones anyway.

and just for the record I don't smell THAT bad, I just make an effort to around you guys

Wyn, when you make the effort... wow you do a damn good job. If nothing else, Wyn knows what a grubby and a f*****r is.. BTW did you leave your boots for the maids at the Skydome? if you did, I'm going to have to watch the news for homicides by poisonous gasses!

CM

[MantisMag]

Originally posted by cphilip
...this is a trick. No true tech would bother to answer all these questions. Mostly they just wanna know where the nearest titty bar is...

i barely got through reading all that, never mind the responses. now follow me.

[Smoken]

1. Do you have facial hair?
No
2. Do you think farts are funny?
Yes
3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
Not too many, 4 or 5
4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
50 yds. (.22 onto a half dollar)
5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
CRKT KISS, CRKT SR*** (not sure the number), Spyderco "Q", Gerber EZ-Out, anything Benchmade
6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Blue
7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
No clue.
8. Coke or Pepsi?
Pepsi when directly from the can, otherwise Coke.
9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
I don't think so.
10. Dial or digital calipers?
Digital (Dial works too though)
11. Can you read a micrometer?
Yes
12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
At the age of 18, not yet
13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
Strawberry (frosted)
14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
MiniMag, no longer have the valve as I traded it in to Go ReTro
15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
None
16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Capo, DirtyBunny, LoadSM5 (it the hair)
17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
Dunno, but I've sure spent alot of money on that game in the arcade.
18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
Yep.
B. What's that smell?
(Point to the guy that just walked by.)
C. What do I owe you?
An X-Mag. J/k, nothing.

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
"classic feed"
2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
Rob works at a paintball store, that's all I know.

[hitech]

Originally posted by Muzikman
13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
-Any, but has to be cold

You da man!

[halB]

Originally posted by Havoc_online
(PLUS sell a bunch of stuff:o )

i could sell sex to a prostitute

[manike]

Re: Tech crew questionaire

1. Do you have facial hair?

Not on any of my girlfriends, no.

2. Do you think farts are funny?

Only when I make them, and you can't escape from them...

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?

20 and up

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?

About 2 feet. Apparently it stings if you get it in the eye.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.

Any 5 that are bigger than yours. Or that Rob has cos we don't get the cool gadgets/tools over here

6. What color is your primary yoyo?

Brushed aluminium.

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?

Trapsing around the outback getting excited about other people's trash... Does 'logging' them have a whole different meaning here?

8. Coke or Pepsi?

I find the bubbles in pepsi tickle my nose too much when I snort it.

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?

I find the clinic gets rid of any of those kinds of 'unwanted guests'....

10. Dial or digital calipers?

Which ever I can 'borrow' from the other techs. You mean I need my own tools? darn....

11. Can you read a micrometer?

Yes, but over here we don't have to worry about measuring such small things... no wonder American women can't park considering what you guys have been telling them is 'six inches' for so long....

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?

No we don't have to because our drinks aren't 90% ice. We actually get drink in our cups.

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?

Tough call between Brittney and Christina Aguilera... There are some new pop tarts over here called 'Girls Aloud' which look quite tasty...

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?

I had a reg system engraved prototype? What's a serial number?

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?

Geodyssey road pilot. http://www.morpheous.com/roadpilot/roadpilot.asp It's number one function is for telling me where speed traps are (no joke there...) Oh and an Ipaq.

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".

Cphilip, Cphilip, Cphilip (hence answer to first two questions...)

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?

Been there done that. Cost me a fortune in the arcade. It's the one reason I would buy a PS. Oh and of course I use my second finger on the trigger.

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.

Glad you can notice... what with all these long haired women type folk around, sometimes you just can't be sure...

B. What's that smell?

Yeah we can smell Wyn from this side of the pond also.

C. What do I owe you?

Beer/Gun parts/Sexual favours (depending on which tech is asking...) actually that list is just from Kayle and his lovely lady

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?

I thought we weren't allowed to cuss here? I also know what SFL and FGP stand for

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.

Well they don't work, that's for sure...

"Some of these questions have no "wrong" answer. We are just evaluating people, hoping to learn a bit more before we try to find techs."

Ahh.... in that case I don't know nuffin guv'ner. What's a mag?

I don't envy your teching jobs (too much like hard work ), although we do have a lot of fun and I miss you guys when not in the USA.

P.S. Does Rob want to install some level 10's for me?