Tech crew questionaire

**AutomagRT1483** · 03-04-2003, 12:45 PM

1.) In the process of growing it out again.
2.) Yes
3.) about 15
4.) somewhere around 120 yards
5.) Only 2: Ginsu and the AGD Superknife
6.) Red
7.) Got me, but I'd like to find out
8.) Both
9.)As far as I know, I do not own a Grubby
10.) Digital
11.) Nope, but I want to learn
12.) Why yes I do, 76oz from 7-11!
13.) Strawberry
14.) RT Pro #00291
15.) I have GPS in my cell phone. does that count?
16.) Capo, AGD, Automagfreek

17.) never played it
18.)A. Yes I am!
B. Ooops, sorry bout that...
C. You owe me your life, your soul, and all your paintball equipment

Bonus:
1.) I honestly don't know
2.) Does it look like I'm a stalker???

**oldsoldier** · 03-04-2003, 01:09 PM

Ok, not really looking for a "tech" job, so to speak, but wanna answer anyway.
1)only in between shaves

2)of course! especially in enclosed areas
3)Till I am done. Never really counted...
4)450yds with my savage .308
5)benchmade mel pardue tanto point (no better blade
Ka bar
spyderco skeleton frame seetated
WWI knuckle knife (heh, nothing like hitting AND stabbing someone)
Sykes Fairbairn commando stiletto (the original one, with the handle hollowed out for the cyanide capsule)
6)dont have one
7)ooh....fun. Just recently started again, havent logged any yet due to massive amounts of snow here
8)coke
9) NO
10)what the hell is a caliper?!?!?
11)Sure....

12)hehehe, thats my hiking mug!
13)S'Mores!!!
14)Automag, but NO clue what the SN was
15)Garmin etrex
16)TDS, Thordic, yeahthatsme
17)hm..I really dont remember, but that game is fun!!!
18)
A: I am THE man
B: Nevermind!
C: Your life
Bonus: classic feed
nothing, nothing, nothing, and nothing

**Gecko** · 03-04-2003, 05:45 PM

1. Do you have facial hair?
depends if i'm remmbered to charge my razor.....
2. Do you think farts are funny?
whats not funny about them?
3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
current record is at 35 may try and break it this fri
4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
50 yards, waterballon, blunt trauma to a running target (waterballon launcher)
5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
CRKT KISS
Spyderco Cricket
Spyderco Walker Lightweight
Gerber Multi Tool (only cause it's red)
Shrade Cliphanger (First real knife sniffle sniffle)
6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Red, blood red
7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
Hiding things in the woods, finding it and getting a special surprise. Need to find a sucker that has a gps before i start looking for them
8. Coke or Pepsi?
There is other fluids besides MD?
9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
Sadly i am lacking in grubby
10. Dial or digital calipers?
Digital, i'm lazy as heck
11. Can you read a micrometer?
How much have i had to drink? In most cases yes
12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
Does tom walk on water? of course
13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
Marshmellow smores
14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
Emag 639
15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
Sony Clie t-415
16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Frymarker, Old Soldier, Gunga
17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
beat it (birthday party for my cousin, free tokens, people look at you funny when you mutter about adding trigger stops to the gun)
18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
Whats your name again?
B. What's that smell?
Elf farts
C. What do I owe you?
Teeth, i'm making a necklace

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Capitalism forever?
2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
there is life outside of paintball?

**Gunga** · 03-04-2003, 05:58 PM

Originally posted by Gecko
16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".

Frymarker, Old Soldier, Gunga

I'll be sure to remember that when you send in your gun for work!!!

**Gecko** · 03-04-2003, 08:07 PM

ummm the serial number on my emag is umm 638 not 639 as previously reported

**ShooterJM** · 03-04-2003, 08:21 PM

Re: Tech crew questionaire

Oh yeah, here we go

1. Do you have facial hair?
Yep
2. Do you think farts are funny?
Depending on the situtation, heck yeah.

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
say 23

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
Paintball: about 75 yards (pure luck)
Non paintball A: Knife 15 ft into a 1 inch rope
Non paintball B: 100yds .22 rifle, a clothespin.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
Tanto blade SOG, swiss army victornox (1st ever), old folder from my late grandpa, Diving knife that I've balanced, and most Gerber products.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Black

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
unfortunately haven't done it yet, sounds pretty sweet though. Suitemates did in school.

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Pepsi.

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
Negative

10. Dial or digital calipers?
Dial

11. Can you read a micrometer?
Yes, as long as it's a pre-bar evening

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
Yep

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
cinnimon

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number? First AGD product was my current mag.

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
Um....negative...I have an avalanche beacon though.
A palm and a novatel

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure". Graycie, dre1919, transman..... just the name throws me off

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
beat it and time crisis 2. Hehehe lots of beer and people saying, why is he shooting with the gun up near his face like that.....

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man. yeah
B. What's that smell? him
C. What do I owe you? probably not appropriate for the forum

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Depending on my mood Classic Feed or CO2?!? *explitve deleted*
2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
Couldn't say

Gotta tell ya, I was laughin like crazy reading cledford and manike's

**Shane-O-Mac** · 03-04-2003, 11:59 PM

1. Do you have facial hair? nope, my GF likes a smooth shave
2. Do you think farts are funny?
always funny, except in strip clubs
3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting? 12-36, depends on how long i have been stuck at the tech table
4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise? i wrote a letter to jenna jameson once......
5. Please list your 5 favorite knives. good ole'buck folder, gerber kitchen knives, gerber cool tool, kershaw river knife, and the highlander sword
6. What color is your primary yoyo?
neon green butterfly from 1979
7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged? i had a 4 wheel drive truck and i drove over a geo once
8. Coke or Pepsi? pepsi...but dr pepper is way better
9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you? whafa?
10. Dial or digital calipers? digital, cuz its faster to read
11. Can you read a micrometer? yup.....do i have too?
12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head? nope, makes me getup to pee to much
13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor? strawberry unfrosted
14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number? micro ca2 no serial number that i knew of
15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device? nope, nope, would prolly throw it out the window
16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure". capo, manike, agdjon
17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"? finished it, but it cost like $10
18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man: tell me something i dont know
B. What's that smell? hehehehehehe
C. What do I owe you? you really dont want to ask that question

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for? dunno, is it important?
2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD. as little as possible.

well, do i get the job?.....lol
Shane-O

**The Frymarker** · 03-05-2003, 07:35 AM

Okay do females qualify? Is this an EOE?

1. Do you have facial hair?
Never had it never liked it.

2. Do you think farts are funny?
Well ladies don't fart they fluff....as grandma would say, do I find them funny I guess I would when instead of hearing the birds waking you up and greeting you I hear the sounds of flatulence "Good Morning"

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
20

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
Well it lasted an hour and a bottle of Malibu Rum

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
Butter,steak,xacto,swiss army, homemade survival from a lawnmower blade.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Well that's easy my Tron glow in the Dark hologram.

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
I've cached enough geo's to make your head spin

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Definitely Pepsi, Coke makes me cry when I drink it to fast.

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
I know a lot of grubbies but I don't like to say "I own them"

10. Dial or digital calipers?
I would have to say dial, the manual way!

11. Can you read a micrometer?
Yes microscopically.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
I'd have to say definitely yes, I have a small noggin.

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
I like Manike's answer for this hehe, but I'd have to say apple cinnamon

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
A valve gfx000147

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
A fish finder. Palm Device that's a good one! I'm a girl not a guy.

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Me, Tom and SprayingMango in AGD Ladies wear

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
When I know I'll let you know

A. You da man.
I guess for right now

B. What's that smell?
Ahh the smell of victory, me kicking your arse

C. What do I owe you?
Ahhh nothing

1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Can't find

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.

They were the original Beetles, but then Ringo left. The band broke up and now they live desolate lives.

How did I do?

**NiteWolf1138** · 03-05-2003, 10:24 AM

1. Yes
2. Depends
3. 5
4. 20 yards... damn trees keep getting in the way
5. Spyderco
Buck
Whatever
6. don't have time for yoyo
7. it's treasure hunting for geeks, at least 5
8. Dr. Pepper
9. ?
10. Dial
11. given enough time
12. several
13. smores
14. PF 68Automag #CF09485 - still in use
15. Magellan MAP 330
16. postitnote, AGD, most everyone else
17. TC?? bah, I play Resident Evil (big fan of B horror movies)

18A. *grins evily*
18B. Smell??? I live by my sense of smell, the air is clean, the air is fragrent, AND NONE MAY PASS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!!
18C. Don't 'owe' my nuttin,,, but I am open to donations.

Bonus 1. dunno
Bunus 2. theres 'living' outside of AGD???

NiteWolf1138

**wyn1370** · 03-05-2003, 10:54 AM

Originally posted by NiteWolf1138
18B. Smell??? I live by my sense of smell, the air is clean, the air is fragrent, AND NONE MAY PASS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!!

hahahaha Labyrinth rules

**Patron God of Pirates** · 03-05-2003, 11:38 AM

1. Do you have facial hair?
My Ex-Girlfriend liked it, so I symbolically shaved it off

2. Do you think farts are funny?
No. You'd be hard pressed to find a gastric function that does not gross me out.

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
0. My diet consists of almost entirely breakfast foods and I won't eat anything still attached to the bone.

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
12 ft. I'm a real "whites of their eyes" kind of guy". J/K, I once had a "Magic paintball hit someone at about 60 ft out through heavy foliage, in the crotch.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
I have a small knife phobia related to me cutting the end of my left pointer off at a young age. Consequently, my favorite knives are dull ones, followed by fake ones.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
I had a Yo-Yo gifted to me by a client. It was a funny gift so I kept it. It's my only Yo-Yo.

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
I don't know, and none..... I think.

8. Coke or Pepsi? 9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
No.

10. Dial or digital calipers?
Digital, less work.

11. Can you read a micrometer?
Yes.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
Nope, but I should.

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
Strawberry.

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
RTPro RTP00899

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
None. I tend to know my location on the globe.

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Capo, 1stdeadeye, Thordic

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
What a terrible game.

A. You da man.
And you are a perceptive individual.

B. What's that smell?
Nate

C. What do I owe you?
I've lost track

1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Center Feed?

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
I understand they are all Pimps and Hustlers.

**cledford** · 03-05-2003, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by cledford

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
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You know I couldn't figure this one out - until I remembered Rob's 7-11 cup that holds an ungodly amount of fluid...

-Calvin

**NiteWolf1138** · 03-05-2003, 11:53 AM

Originally posted by wyn1370

hahahaha Labyrinth rules

NiteWolf1138

**MantisMag** · 03-05-2003, 12:18 PM

figured i've procrastinated on filling this out long enough.

1. Do you have facial hair?
what time did i got to bed last night? what time did i get up this morning/afternoon? while we're at it what day is it?

2. Do you think farts are funny?
depends. if i'm the one that farted and it smells real bad then yes. if someone else did it then only if i can't smell it and someone else can or if it was a wet one.

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
who's buying?

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
paintball: gogged a guy about 60' away who was completely behind his bunker. it was windy.

otherwise: about 3' left quite a mess.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
it's not the knife that's special. it's who, i mean what, you've cut with it.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
invisible.

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
geocaching is like hunting for pirate treasure. except there's no map, no X, and no gold.

8. Coke or Pepsi?
coke. rum and pepsi just doesn't taste right.

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
i own all you grubby bastards. mandate from heaven.

10. Dial or digital calipers?
whatever i can steal from the other techs.

11. Can you read a micrometer?
yes i'm fluent in micromet.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
does it count if it's not a cup? what if i don't use it for drinking?

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
christina aguilera. that girl is a tart and a half.

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
who's AGD? Assosciation of Gynecological Doctors? i'd have to say the stirrups. not sure of the serial number.

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
windows. General Protection Service right? yup i get all the GPF's i need right from windows. i use my right palm. no devices except perhaps for a lubricant.

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
capoeira, AGDJon, mantismag

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
director of crisis management: time division

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
only since 2 years ago...

B. What's that smell?
it's probably you.

C. What do I owe you?
your first-born daughter.

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
i didn't think we were allowed to talk about that here.

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
you mean they're allowed outside? considering 'AGD' is appended to their names i don't think they're ever going to escape.

**BradAGD** · 03-06-2003, 01:54 PM

Guess we should post answers there, so here you go

1. Do you have facial hair?
Yeap, cool goatee

2. Do you think farts are funny?
hell yeah, especially when Kayle asks "was that YOU?"

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
12 or so. I'm a lightweight in the wing eating area

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
paintball...about 80 yards, one shot. Otherwise...200 AR15

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
SpyderCo Spyderench
Victorinox Swiss Champ
Any Strider knife .Strider Knives
Leatherman Juice
Eight Dollar Mountain Foundry, I've got the third one down.EDMF Knives

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
A red Reactor and a black Chain Reactor from CP

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
14 so far

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke, nectar of the Gods.

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
yeap, Sparky (original one) and Rob (replacement)

10. Dial or digital calipers?
Digital, 'cause their cooler

11. Can you read a micrometer?
yeap

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
Yes, but it's just too big to use.

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
Brown sugar and cinnamon

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
Power feed mag, don't have the serial number but that got traded for CF11472

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
Garmin Rino and GPSIII, Handspring Visor Prism

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Capo, Me, KayleAGD...he kissed BlackVCG and has that "look" in his eye too much.

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
Beat it...in 3 states

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
As long as I'm not the woman, it makes my hiney hurt
B. What's that smell? KayleAGD, he had hot wings last night
C. What do I owe you? Nothing but I could go for a coke with lots of ice...

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?It's true nobody really knows but it's fun to think about.

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD
I work at Paintball Maxx in Houston building guns.

And now here's Kayles answers...
1. Do you have facial hair? yes
2. Do you think farts are funny? yes
3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting? 20
4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise? 475 yards
(live groundhog) 243 mauser , 800m (b21x target kill zone) barrett 82a1
light .50
5. Please list your 5 favorite knives. leatherman wave, steak knife, v-nox
tinker, u.s. issue bayonet, benchmade automatic.
6. What color is your primary yoyo? blue c/p mag.
7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged? 16
8. Coke or Pepsi? pepsi
9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you? yes- sparky
10. Dial or digital calipers? dial, (tom won't borrow them)
11. Can you read a micrometer? yes
12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head? yes, mt. dew
13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor? brown sugar
14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number? automaf
cf00214
15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device? garmin gpsV, palmVx
16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't
quite sure". capo, AGD, AGDjon
17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"? finished it with
Brad AGD
18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man. Good thing , Ya know how hard it is to find high heels in
14
B. What's that smell? wasn't me ...
C. What do I owe you? $20.00 or a dumb look......thanks !

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD. I work for Alcan Ingot as a maintenance electrician..

Enjoy

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