Tech crew questionaire

[Muzikman]

I think you need a question in there about soldering

[cphilip]

hehe... in Honor of BradAGD's Birthday I thought I might just dig up this old post.

A Classic

[spazzed]

hahaha, classic! Good call Phil

[BradAGD]

Thanks for upping it phil! I had to go back and reread them all.

Some fun times with AGD. This month marks my ten year milestone with the company. Ten years, 80 or so events and about a billion guns fixed later, I wouldn't change a thing.

Miss you Ron!

[RRfireblade]

1. Do you have facial hair?
Uh huh,sure dooz.

2. Do you think farts are funny?
Skid marks are funny,farts are just weak attempt.

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
Clarify "one setting",could that include the whole weekend if I never left the table?

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
Toppled a bear can from 10 feet w/ a flicked booger.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
Hearts,Diamonds,shovels,clovers....wait did you mean knaves?


6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Rust.

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
It involves beer,a baseball mitt and a small car. 1,it was enuff.

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Sure,as a chaser.

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
No one "owns" a grubby,can you "own" a dream?

10. Dial or digital calipers?
Dial,batteries are satans little joke.

11. Can you read a micrometer?
Yeah,mine says "Mitutoyo" I think that's spanish.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
Does my head count AS a drinking cup? A hate doing dishes.

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
They all taste the same after the expiration date.

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
Academy of General Dentistry,DIY pulling kit,#0U812

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
Same for both,Jergens.

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
capo,Cphill,that AGD person

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
Age 34,my life IS a "time crisis".

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
I'm glad that was apparent.

B. What's that smell?
My aftershave,WD40.

C. What do I owe you?
How much you got?

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Chops Ferocously.

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
I've often wondered that myself.

Is that it,'cause I aint busy right now and could use the work.Can't believe you haven't filled this position in all this time.

Jay.

[Gman63]

[Big'n slo]

1. Do you have facial hair?
Its actually real long chest hair...

2. Do you think farts are funny?
No, they are warnings

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
8 Coors light's worth

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
I could get farther but the bathroom is only 4' deep.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
Filet, skinner, buck, machette, axe

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Wood

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
Is that the same thing as an upper-decker?

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Dr.Pepper

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
ummm...

10. Dial or digital calipers?
dial

11. Can you read a micrometer?
as long as its in feet

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
My heads pretty big

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
Hansen Brothers

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
Frosted Flakes is the number 1 ceral!

15. What model of GPS do you use?
Gas powered

Palm device?
Thats personal

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Hehe u said "member"

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
Vice pres.

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
Thats what the women say..

B. What's that smell?
Man love?

C. What do I owe you?
Nothing, first one's always free.

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Certifiable?

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
Strip?

[Burphel]

1. Do you have facial hair?
Before or after a scenario game?

2. Do you think farts are funny?
It's all fun and games until somebody craps their pants.

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
How many can you cook?

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
200 ft one shot on a 6" tree trunk with a bolt-action Nelspot.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
I prefer paramedic scissors these days, although I used to be pretty handy with 8" throwing knives.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Yoyos mock me.

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
Geowha?

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Dew.

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
Is that something like a dirty Sanchez? No.

10. Dial or digital calipers?
Dial. I'm more of a mechanical person.

11. Can you read a micrometer?
Yeah. Can't tell you what the numbers mean, but I can read it.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
1gal Dew insulated mug.

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
I'm more of a powdered jelly Donette fan.

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
SY0042 - Sydarm, currently bearing a pump kit (mostly to break the kit in) until I can complete my Pumpmag project.

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
I can read a map and have an innate sense of direction. I need an electrical woman's voice telling me where to go as much as I need a real woman's voice telling me where to go.

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Claire. Nero. Dayspring.

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
Fourth level. No extra quarters. Reloading after each shot to practice playing pump during the winter.

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
*look down front of pants* Last time I checked.
B. What's that smell?
That came from inside of me!
C. What do I owe you?
Go shoot someone playing with a Shocker.

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
My Cung Foo is more powerful than your Cung Foo.
2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
Kayle-Dunno. Rob-Solders things and kicks me out of the chatroom for swearing. Rod-Who's Rod? Brad-Makes cool custom pump stuff.

[krafty]

Re: Tech crew questionaire

1. Do you have facial hair?
Depends on the day.

2. Do you think farts are funny?
Who doesn't?

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
That all depends on how hot they really are, how much beer is available, and if money is involved.

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
The last time I fired a gun was at Boy Scout camp. 3 shots in the Bulls-Eye at 50 feet.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
Just one. A steak knife, preferably sitting next to some prime rib.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Basic black.

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
Geocaching is a hobby for total nerds (like Wil Wheaton), and I enjoy moving the caches so no-one can find them.

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Whatever's free.

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
Sorry, I don't.

10. Dial or digital calipers?
Dial. Never believe LCD displays.

11. Can you read a micrometer?
Hand me my glasses.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
Nope.

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
S'mores.

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
Minimag MM08889

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
I don't.

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
I'm not really sure of anyone here.

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
Haven't played it.

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man. (Which makes you da woman)
B. What's that smell? (Probably you)
C. What do I owe you? (Your life)

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Chicago Fire?
Chicago Forever?
Chili Fries?
I always though it was for Crown-point Power-Feed.

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
They're in a Bay City Rollers tribute band called the Bay City Ballers.

[Miscue]

1. Do you have facial hair?
When I forget to shave.

2. Do you think farts are funny?
Yeah, particularly ones that girls try to play off.

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
What's on my plate.

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
About 5 feet. That would be classified under the "otherwise" category.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
Steak knife. Butter knife. Urm. Steak knife. That's three. Sorry.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Clear, and it lights up when it spins. Yeah, it's got batteries. Wait, a yoyo you said?

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
None... not particularly interested in it.

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Diet Pepsi.

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
Almost every girl in the hot chick thread.

10. Dial or digital calipers?
Calibrated optic nervous system.

11. Can you read a micrometer?
Yeah, I just push the popcorn button and the meter lights up.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
Drinks come in cans or bottles. What do I need a cup for?

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
Smores

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
68 Automag. I have no idea.

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
I'm thinking of going with an Alpine or something if my next vehicle doesn't have one built in. TI-92.

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
I'm not going to talk about anyone's member.

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
That's not my bag.

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:

A. You da man.
Um... ok.

B. What's that smell?
I dunno, I have sinus problems.

C. What do I owe you?
I thought I was doing this for free?

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Carbon Frame?

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
Male hookers.

[GT]

Re: Tech crew questionaire

1. Do you have facial hair?
No but I am pretty bushy

2. Do you think farts are funny?
Yes, especially from the wife

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
Those were wings? I thought they were candy?...

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
My in-laws in arkansas get me a few new ones every year. One of these "locals" is a state rep and always tells me "Jason, carry the largest blade possible." Yea arkansas

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Green, Omega

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
That would mean getting off the *** and we no that aint gonna happen.

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Can I take crown with that?

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
wtf?

10. Dial or digital calipers?
digital

11. Can you read a micrometer?
yep

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
I lived in germany, I have one bigger than my ***!

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
The one that isnt eaten

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
Classic, I have a pic cant remember the serial, check the database.

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
m505

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
male: rogue
female: cphilp
dunno: squid, got to admit the guy is kinda "~~~~~~~"

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
I thought I was the only one that played?


18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
That's what she said

B. What's that smell?
umm.. I think that was the cocker your buddy "fixed"

C. What do I owe you?
I'll take what you have in those shorts, chief!

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
carbon frame??? (yes I am a cheater)

[Dayspring]

1. Do you have facial hair?
** Only on the weekends- helps catch the paint spray.

2. Do you think farts are funny?
** Only in confined spaces. Taco Bell anybody?

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
** Depends on how big those wings are.

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
** About 10 feet with a playing card. Working on the record that my friend set in Guinness- 201ft.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
** Spyderco, K-bar, Samurai (It's just a big knife), and those big knives from LoneStar- they make great bayonettes.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
** That's a little personal don't you think?

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
** Using a GPS to find interesting things in interesting places. None. But I've been places that we should have put them on.

8. Coke or Pepsi?
** Cherry Coke

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
** It was a magical night... Oh, not THAT kind of grubby...

10. Dial or digital calipers?
** Digital.

11. Can you read a micrometer?
** Nope. Can't be THAT hard.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
** Sure do.

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
** Strawberry w/ frosting. MUST be toasted/microwaved.

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
** RT Pro # RTP00462

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
** Garmin eMap. Handspring Visor

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
** Trina, RobAGD, Kaiser Bob

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
** Don't go there.

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
** Thanks. Now don't break.

B. What's that smell?
** Ignore that. But I think you need a new board.

C. What do I owe you?
** See that redhead over there?

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
** Classic Feed
2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
** RobAGD- store manager for Pev's
BradAGD- tinkerer at Paintballmaxx in Texas
KayleAGD- takes care of Melissa.

[coolcatpete]

I am not a tech so CF= center feed

[coolcatpete]

1. Do you have facial hair? NO

2. Do you think farts are funny?Italien ones

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting? 24

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise? I will follow the day wand and go with cards, I can throw a card 30ft

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.sharp ones, katanas (a sowrd), Mine, ratchet assist, Pionty ones

6. What color is your primary yoyo? blue

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged? uhhh

8. Coke or Pepsi? coke

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you? yes, my bro

10. Dial or digital calipers? digital

11. Can you read a micrometer? nope

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head? almost

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor? strawbarry

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number? A clasic mag, No idea I taded the valve

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device? I have one but my bro is using it so I dont know

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure". Trina, Dirtybunny,Load --- what is that last pat of loads sn

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"? I beat it on $4.00

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:

A. You da man. I known this for a while

B. What's that smell? Fat greesy Italiens (no ofence, it is just my fried he is a fat greasy kid and he is crazy italien)

C. What do I owe you? your soul

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Center feed
Pete

[pbzmag]

Can't answer any right now. Too busy playing Halo.

BTW...Happy Birthday Brad!