where did the elves originate?

[TheJester]

when ever Tom comes up w/ a new product, and we want to know how it works, he always responds w/ elves of some sort.

trigger mod:

The secret is....gamma radiation......blast the Elves with it and wait until you get a mutation that lightens the trigger.......

Lvl 10 bolt:

like each ball is loaded with tender care by magical elves.

Valve trade ins:
I beleive he said something along the lines they feed the old turned in valves for the go retro program to the elves, but i can't find the thread

so what's the deal w/ elves, or are they just kinda like pie?

*eidt* sorry if this should be up in the freidly corner, i realized that it's only "semi-paintball" related after i already posted it here in paintball talk, move it if you must

[yeahthatsme]

the original AGD elves originated in idaho, but then keebler expanded so now they use imported elves from sweden.

[jaylock33]

I thought they were a mix between the Keebler elves and the elves of Middle Earth. Oh well.

[TheJester]

well which is it? cause i've heard that they come from the center of the earth too.


how about the story of them? every 1 has legands, what's the legand behind the elves?

[yeahthatsme]

heres the bridged version, the elves in the original classics were idaho elves, but a few years ago keebler expanded, hiring all of the north american elves, so now agd gets its elves from sweden, loads'em up with gama rays and pops them in their products.

[EsPo]

http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8964

elf info thread

[chizle97]

Elves= Mexicans

(no offence to mexicans, just trying to make a joke)

[Automaggin2]

Originally posted by chizle97
Elves= Mexicans

(no offence to mexicans, just trying to make a joke)

ummmmmm no. I dont care if that was a joke, that is directed in a racial manner.

[TheJester]

i can see how you might take that as out of line, but i don't think he ment harm by it. i think he was adsressing my question on where they came from...meaning that they came from mexico

[yeahthatsme]

if you have to put up a disclaimer that your statement isnt racist, then it needs to be re-thought.

[maglover52]

i think he orders his elves from santa.