Little Guys Rock!

[Scooter/Cootie]

I found this pic on FON's website. I nearly fell out of my chair when I first saw it. Way too go little dude!


I'm not 100% sure, but it looks like he's bunkering a player from the Russian Legion. If it's true, he can honestly say he's been bunkering pro players since he was like 7.

[SlipknotX556]

To be exact, he is 10.

[mrkbik]

how do you know that?

[Python14]

He's 10 and already doing better than me? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I am already behind! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Seriously though, that'd be like wrestling a girl because if you play em like you'd play anyone else, you're gonna do something wrong and get in trouble for groping your opponent/owning a little kid with an orracle....He is the ultimate enemy because it makes you feel bad to shoot him.

[CoFFeY[NiTrO]]

Originally posted by mrkbik
how do you know that?

Don't question his authoritii!

[darklord]

That is AWESOME. And hilarious.

[SlipknotX556]

Originally posted by CoFFeY[NiTrO]
Don't question his authoritii!

Damn straight, coffey.

[Evil Bob]

Yeah, it's easy to overlook the little players in life, they always bunker the crap out of you when you least expect it.

My moto is "always shoot the little people first."

They are usually fast and can be hard to see coming, where as the big guys are usually slow and everyone knows where they are, you can take your time wasting them once the serious opposition is gone."

-Evil Bob

[-=Squid=-]

Thats not russion legion. That guy is using a raven mask.

[DTang]

that guy being bunkered doesnt look a bit like a RL. Serves him right for using a gay hopper

[1shot]

Hmm..

Looks like the Kid from Doc's Raiders Rookie Team. He's like a 2'8" paintball machine.

Nick
1Shot

[cris8762]

yeah scooter that photo is crazy, my friends and i were over at my house looking thru the FON galleries when i saw this and here's how our convo went:

"holy *explitive deleted* guys, look at this!!!"

"holy *explitive deleted* man! that guy is like 3 feet tall!"

"no *explitive deleted* dude! that guy is hosed"

"how can someone that young 'ball like that?! that's *explitive deleted*ing insane!!"

"that kid could kick your *explitive deleted* sean!"

"shut up you *explitive deleted*"

"make me.......*explitive deleted*

"your mom......*explitive deleted*"

so yea that's pretty much what happened, then we went out and pinched our fingers with our markers, everyone else got bruises except me (my mag AND my impulse bounce off my finger!)

[Frank (the spank)]

Blah...



It was this guys first time playing and had a rental Spyder, he bunkered a tourney player, after this shot three of the dudes teammates lit him up, but it was still a great move, we all cheered him and he said he will be playing a lot more paintball from here on.

[manike]

That guy is DEFINITELY not Russian Legion. Wrong goggles, wrong hopper, and wrong shirts. Sorry

[Hucklbry]

That is just halarious. I hope my kid will play that well by the time he is ten. I still have seven more years of training to go, so we will see.