Playing a joke at a tourny

[Teen]

I'm going to a tourny next week and we want to play a joke, first of all we're all gonna walk in there with talons.haha. and wear cammo. i can just imagine everyones faces as we walk up to the chrono.lol. can anyone think of anything else?

o, and we'll wear ski goggle.lol

[Hemorrhage]

and then you're gonna change, go back and chrono the guns your gonna use, and everyone is gonna be like "those dudes are gay"...seen it before. Only with sheridans..

[Teen]

yea well thats great that YOU'VE seen it, but i didn't ask about who all saw it done before. i simply asked for people to give me ideas about what to do

[Frank (the spank)]

Have one with a REALLY long barrel and some big patch that says "Sniper", lol

I like it, I'd laugh my *** off.

[WickeDKlowN]

Thats not playing a joke. It's just asking to be called homos.

What you should do is walk up covered in the color of paint that the feild uses.

[Grasshopper]

Get a constant air adapter for the talon, and attach a 32oz tank. Then, get one of those weird round orange hoppers (can't remember what their called; I'll find one), and attach one of those huge barrel extension things. Then, tape a 6 foot target onto your mask. Oh, and make sure you run around in underwear with speedo's over them.

[Lopy-slopy]

lob some grenades at the ref before the game to get on his good side
Ride onto the feild with a pbtank and when the ref tells you to get it off the F-ing feild tell him it's your team mate and that you will be reporting him to the police for his hatred towards people who are a little "festivly plump"
Actualy play the game with the talons,
Act like you don't know how to use a chrono and fire balls right at the chrono instead of over it.
Have one of the guy's on your team use a mag and go around asking people how to cock it.
Openly cover your clothes in "rain-x" in front of the ultimate.(ie. it's banned because it makes paint slide off of your clothes)
When getting a paint check, try to seduce the ref into letting you stay in even though you are shot,(works best if both of you are men)
Wear short shorts and get your ears pearced cuz there's no way you could look like any bigger homo's anyway.

[Teen]

i don't think i can get my 250 lb friend to fit in a speedo let alone run around in one.lol, funny idea though.

[Lopy-slopy]

oh yah, like grasshopper said, get a huge barrel extention and go arround to people with freak set or simmilar barrel set and preach to them about how they wasted their money on the set because it's not about the width it's the length. Then tell them about how your gonna snipe them off from the other end of the feild with your 28 inch barrel.

[Teen]

lololol im gonna look like a freaking idiot. i can't wait this is gonna be hilarious. i think we will play with the talons, cuz its a real cheap tourny, only $75 a team.

[demonguy8]

these arent jokes these are just ways to make an arse outa yourself.....

As far as pranks to pull...
Put a quarter into the hopper of a teamate and let em go on the Field with it. its the easiest, oldest, and funniest...

[xadamx]

if you guys win id laugh my rear end off all day long

[temps]

a little pieace of wire, some mak tak.. and a team mates barrel

you hide it in a port hole with just a little bit of wire sticking out... if he dosn`t notice it he will be freaking out on why hes breaking paint every shot...

My team was thinking of going to our local tourny in a theme of some sort.. maby super heros I`d go as batman!!! (we would play in the costumes to.. just showing up in something and not playing like that is just not as funny)

[Jazzman]

Originally posted by demonguy8
Put a quarter into the hopper of a teamate and let em go on the Field with it. its the easiest, oldest, and funniest...

That is damn funny.

As far as tourney jokes, I'd say play the whole thing with the Talons. Either that, or wear clown suits. Everybody likes clowns.

[LittlePaintballBoy]

Originally posted by Jazzman


That is damn funny.

As far as tourney jokes, I'd say play the whole thing with the Talons. Either that, or wear clown suits. Everybody likes clowns.

clowns are scary. if you do dress up as clowns dont wear big shoes or they will stick out of the bunker and get shot