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Last edited by Miscue; 06-14-2003, 02:49 AM.some newbie told me he killed THREE people last game. i've never killed anybody playing paintball, have you? :-) -
HONEST TO GOD i've let people shoot my mag and one or 2 have offered to buy it cus it was friggin awesome. and one of the guys at my field thats a regular didnt really like mags, i let him play with mine, and he came up to me and said that he now has a respect for automags. so some of these stories are true.[*img]http://www.browndotdesign.com/Xodus/AO/YeahThatsMe.jpg[/img]
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ok oldsoldier can vouch for this one....
I have a mag classic...and OS has an xmag
I was just doing hte usual testfire before game starts thing and laid down a short string real quick...kid says "Thats the fastest mag I have ever seen" me and oldsoldier nearly **** a brick. It was hilarious cuz oldsoldier has the xmag which woudl throw my mag in the dust.
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What was the rule that I broke? "Thou shall not disrespect Mr. Kaye." Actually my intention wasn't to disrespect him, I figured that he was getting tired having most of the AO'ers on his nuts. It's a good thing Mr. Kaye went on vacation. It gives the majority of the AO'ers a chance to get a tan on their face since it's buried in Mr. Kaye's *** 99% of the time anyway.Last edited by spunkjunky56; 06-16-2003, 01:36 PM.some newbie told me he killed THREE people last game. i've never killed anybody playing paintball, have you? :-)Comment
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The only "conversion" I shoot for is to educate them on what mags are capable of, break the stereotype for them, I want to change their tune from "mags suck" or "mags are for ****" to "damn, that was cool".
I could care less if they buy one or not.
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Dude, relax.Originally posted by spunkjunky56
What was the rule that I broke? "Thou shall not disrespect Mr. Kaye." Actually my intention wasn't to disrespect him, I figured that he was getting tired having most of the AO'ers on his nuts. It's a good thing Mr. Kaye went on vacation. It gives the majority of the AO'ers a chance to get a tan on their face since it's buried in Mr. Kaye's *** 99% of the time anyway.
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am I the only one
LMFAO good one than205 Ill have to use that sometime, and yes some stories are pretty entertaining becasue there fake.Comment
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lol, i noticed this tooOriginally posted by spunkjunky56
What was the rule that I broke? "Thou shall not disrespect Mr. Kaye." Actually my intention wasn't to disrespect him, I figured that he was getting tired having most of the AO'ers on his nuts. It's a good thing Mr. Kaye went on vacation. It gives the majority of the AO'ers a chance to get a tan on their face since it's buried in Mr. Kaye's *** 99% of the time anyway.Comment
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squid - it was a non-made-up story.
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convert... it's a word. I've used it though I'm not fanatical by any means. my preference in markers just happens to be an automag. There are a lot of people that I've played with that had mags then gave them up for specific reasons, too heavy, too many chops, heavy trigger, not enough options to personalize it... I could care less if they buy another one or switch back to mags, but when they still say that mags are all like that I just try to show them what's out there to fix those issues.
In the mean time, call the priests...
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Tom isn't the only one going on vacation with that attitude.
Originally posted by spunkjunky56
What was the rule that I broke? "Thou shall not disrespect Mr. Kaye." Actually my intention wasn't to disrespect him, I figured that he was getting tired having most of the AO'ers on his nuts. It's a good thing Mr. Kaye went on vacation. It gives the majority of the AO'ers a chance to get a tan on their face since it's buried in Mr. Kaye's *** 99% of the time anyway.Comment
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I've never had anyone drop to their knees praising mags thanks to my divine intervention, but here's a true story.....
Last Sunday I took my brand new X-valved Emag out for a spin and dragged along a friend who used to play tourny ball with me years ago (he was a die hard cocker-only guy back then - every time he used a mag he managed to turn it into a blender). He has been out of the game for a long time (7 or 8 years) but I'm trying to get him hooked again, so lent him my Emag-valved L10 classic to use.
Had a couple of good games but the classic was having problems with double feeding (the paint we were using was AWFUL, closer to being square than round), so having been unable to sort the problem with a new nubbin I let him run my Emag for a couple of games.
Oooooh baby did he like? Oh yes!
Paint was seriously expensive as we were at a corporate fun day, so we had been trying to limit the amount we fired each game. First time out with the Emag and he was ripping through paint like he'd just won the lottery - I was in front of him and all I could hear was 'zing-zing-zing-zing-zing-zing-zing' non-stop (don't short DYE stainless barrels make a nice sound?)
He didn't have a single break or chop....although he did manage to shoot my barrel bag, doh!
Not sure if I've managed to persuade him to get back into the game full time, but if he does I'll lay money that he'll be buying an E-mag over a cocker.
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Originally posted by spunkjunky56
What was the rule that I broke? "Thou shall not disrespect Mr. Kaye." Actually my intention wasn't to disrespect him, I figured that he was getting tired having most of the AO'ers on his nuts. It's a good thing Mr. Kaye went on vacation. It gives the majority of the AO'ers a chance to get a tan on their face since it's buried in Mr. Kaye's *** 99% of the time anyway.
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